Dabai's heart was filled with despair. An Lin's flawless excuse had completely broken his heart.
Why? Why did I, Dabai, have to be slandered after being beaten by the couple?
Was there still any justice? Was there still any law?!
A thought suddenly flashed through Dabai's mind.
"Celestial Maiden Xiaolan, I'm innocent! This was all Big Brother An's idea! He's the mastermind and I'm just an accomplice! "
Dabai wailed before continuing, "Big Brother An was the one who came up with this idea! When I saw your figure in the Cloud Mist Mirror, I tried my best to stop Big Brother An from peeping, but he beat me up in a fit of rage! Don't you know what kind of person Big Brother An is? You have to believe me! Woof! "
Dabai glared at An Lin as he spoke.
Come on, let's hurt each other!
Xu Xiaolan: "…"
An Lin's legs gave out from under him again, and he immediately transmitted his voice to An Lin. "Dabai, shut up! It's better for one person to be beaten than for two people to be beaten! "
Dabai chuckled coldly. "It's better for everyone to suffer than for one person to suffer alone."
An Lin: "…"
He turned to Xu Xiaolan with a sincere expression. "Xu Xiaolan, don't you know what kind of person I am?"
"Sigh …" Xu Xiaolan heaved a forlorn sigh.
Thump thump thump … bang bang bang … clatter clatter clatter clatter … puff puff puff …
Dabai was completely unmoved by this domestic violence scene. In fact, he felt like laughing a little.
An Lin lay on the ground with a swollen face. He felt like Xu Xiaolan's punches had become even more ferocious ever since she reached the Soul Formation Stage, and his body was starting to feel a little overwhelmed.
It was said that beating was love, and scolding was pain. Xu Xiaolan's love for him was growing deeper and deeper …
Dabai was just about to say something sarcastic when a figure suddenly flashed toward him, followed by a torrential rain of fists!
Thump thump thump … bang bang bang … clatter clatter clatter … puff puff puff …
Dabai lay in the pit like a dead dog. His eyes were hazy with tears, and he couldn't say a word.
He counted. This was the fourth time he had been beaten tonight.
An Lin had beaten him twice, and Xu Xiaolan had beaten him twice. It was so symmetrical and harmonious …
Sure enough, the price of looking at the scenery was so heavy that he couldn't breathe.
Xu Xiaolan patted her slightly red hands and said in a crisp voice, "I know best what kind of people you two are, so your words can't be trusted. Let's just beat each of you once, it's fair!"
An Lin raised both hands in approval. "Fairy Xiaolan is wise!"
Dabai: "…"
"If you dare to peep on me again, I won't be using my fists, I'll be using my Dragon Sparrow Sword! I'm going to castrate both of you! "Xu Xiaolan threatened in a frosty voice.
A Dragon Sparrow Sword suddenly appeared, with blue lightning flashing on one side and crimson Divine Flames surging into the sky on the other.
An Lin and Dabai both felt a chill run down their spines, and they nodded repeatedly.
"Fairy Xiaolan, I swear there won't be a next time!" An Lin promised.
"I … I … also … swear …" Dabai said in a feeble voice.
Xu Xiaolan made a seal with her slender fingers, and the Dragon Sparrow Sword suddenly expanded to over ten meters in length and two meters in width.
"Get up here!" Xu Xiaolan commanded.
"Where … where to?" An Lin was quite uneasy.
"I'll take you to the detention room. You'll have to plead guilty if you break the law!" Xu Xiaolan replied.
An Lin: "…"
Dabai: "…"
"Well … Fairy Xiaolan, we're already so familiar with each other, can you let me off the hook this time? I still want to save face …" An Lin pleaded with a fawning expression.
"Hehe … You still have face? I'm already being very merciful by not cutting you with my sword. Get up here! "Xu Xiaolan's brows furrowed as she scolded in a loud voice.
An Lin could only dejectedly climb onto the Dragon Sparrow Sword in the face of Xu Xiaolan's tyranny.
Xu Xiaolan's expression darkened upon seeing that Dabai was still lying motionless in the crater. "Hmm? Dabai, what do you mean by this? "
Dabai replied with a grief-stricken expression, "I … I'm severely injured and can't move … Help me … woof …"
Thump thump thump … slap slap slap … clatter clatter clatter clatter … puff puff puff … his entire body felt like it was falling apart, and he had no energy left to stand up.
"An Lin, why did you have to be so heavy-handed?" Xu Xiaolan was a little annoyed.
An Lin: "???"
Dabai: "…"
Fine, you have big breasts, so you're right!
Thus, Dabai was lifted onto the Dragon Sparrow Sword by Xu Xiaolan, and they flew into the air toward the detention room.
Within the detention room, the captain of the enforcement team, Yang Xin, was on duty.
His goddess, Qin Wen, had kindly gifted him a chicken drumstick, which made him feel extremely elated.
At this moment, the ringing of a sword sounded in the air, followed by an extremely vast and profound aura.
He had only sensed this aura when he was facing his teacher.
He didn't hesitate any longer and immediately walked out of the detention room. He was greeted by a scene that made his lips twitch.
An exquisitely beautiful woman in a jade dress was escorting a man and a dog with swollen noses and noses. Furthermore, the man and the dog looked extremely familiar …
F * ck! Wasn't that An Lin and Dabai?!
And that woman was far too familiar to Yang Xin. She was the university's second Soul Formation Stage cultivator, and she was also a supremely talented cultivator!
Why was she escorting a man and a dog here?
"Sister Xu Xiaolan, what are you …" Yang Xin was a little dumbstruck.
"Oh, I'm escorting them here to turn themselves in. Hmm … I guess it counts as turning themselves in. I'll give them some face," Xu Xiaolan replied.
"Turn … turn themselves in? What did Senior An Lin and Dabai do? "Yang Xin was astonished.
An Lin was the number one legend of the university, and it would be a disaster if he were to be escorted into the detention room.
One had to realize that An Lin and Hong Dou had been sent into the detention room for fighting, and he was responsible for arresting them. Goddess Qin Wen almost had a falling out with him, and in the end, those two b * stards even blew up the detention room …
Hence, he couldn't help but shudder upon hearing that An Lin was going to be sent into the detention room again.
"Xiaolan, give them some face," An Lin said.
Xu Xiaolan chuckled. "An Lin and Dabai peeped on a female student soaking in the hot spring, so punish them accordingly."
An Lin: "…"
Yang Xin's lips twitched. What the hell was going on?
He had heard rumors about the relationship between Xu Xiaolan and An Lin. There were rumors that the two of them were very likely to become Dao partners.
Then … the current situation was like a husband visiting a prostitute, getting caught by his wife, and then being sent to the police station?
Under normal circumstances, wouldn't the wife just beat the husband up?
Not only did she beat the husband up, but she was also sent to the police station … They were truly the model Dao partners of the Celestial Court …
Sure enough, the television dramas of the mortal world were all lies!
Yang Xin didn't know what to say. He forced a smile onto his face. "Er … Sister Xu Xiaolan really is a good student who abides by the law …"
He refused to detain An Lin from the bottom of his heart. However, she had already delivered herself to his doorstep, so he couldn't just reject her, right?
"Of course. If we don't curb this kind of behavior, there will be countless other perverts in the future. We must punish these people severely!" Xu Xiaolan spoke in a righteous manner.
An Lin: "…"
Dabai: "…"
Yang Xin didn't know what to say. Were they really that close? Why did they look like enemies?!
"Ahem … How about this? If you turn yourself in, your punishment will be reduced. According to the school rules, you should be detained for seven days. Now, I'll detain you for five days! "Yang Xin flashed the sign.
An Lin and Dabai both heaved a sigh of relief. It would be great if their punishment could be reduced.
"Er … But I heard that Dabai is a repeat offender, right? He and Zhao Huaiyin also peeped on him once during his first year … "Xu Xiaolan suddenly spoke.
"Oh! Right! "Yang Xin's eyes lit up.
"Dabai is a repeat offender, so his punishment will be doubled. Dabai, you'll be locked up for ten days!" Yang Xin spoke again.
Dabai's body shuddered, and his mouth gaped open. There was a blank and lifeless expression on his face.
Xu Xiaolan nodded with satisfaction. "I've wasted a lot of time. I'm going back to soak in the hot spring. I hope you have a good time in there."
She waved goodbye to the dejected duo like they were old friends before flying away on her sword.
"What a woman who comes and goes like the wind. She leaves after she's done, hiding her identity and reputation …" Yang Xin sighed with emotion as he looked at the green-robed figure. He then called for the other enforcers to escort An Lin and Dabai into the detention cell.
Thus, An Lin and Dabai went back in.
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