Chapter 1455
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An Cao had never thought that he would be uprooted one day.
He had endured countless cruel life and death tortures and struggled through countless life and death situations. He had finally made some progress, only to be uprooted and used to make soup?!
Shoot the grass that stands out?
No!
How can the heavens play tricks on me like this?
I refuse to accept this!
I refuse to accept this!
An Lin roared incessantly and was on the verge of a mental breakdown.
The most tragic thing was not being trampled upon. Rather, when he finally had a glimmer of hope, the heavens would suddenly descend upon him and crush his hopes.
This kind of mental blow was enough to destroy a person.
An Lin was still roaring with indignation, but no one paid attention to the anguished wails of a blade of grass.
A middle-aged man held a blade of grass in his hand as he hurried home.
An Lin was tossed into a basket, upon which there were also a few other vegetable companions in the same plight.
He saw that he had been brought into a small house in a manor.
"Daddy, you're back? What kind of delicious game did you pick today? " A little girl in plain clothes ran out and pounced on the uncle like a Lolita tiger.
"Hey, Xiao Qin, we had a good harvest today. I even picked a very large blade of grass with a lot of spiritual energy. I'll make some delicious food for you tonight!" The middle-aged man held the little girl in his arms and chuckled.
"Yay! Daddy is the best! "the little girl yelled excitedly.
The middle-aged man smiled. "Did you cultivate and study hard today?"
"Yes, Mommy praised me!" The little girl led the middle-aged man into the house and said in a crisp voice, "She praised me for being diligent and learning fast …"
Within the room, a beautiful woman was busy embroidering.
"You're back." The woman smiled warmly.
"Shuang 'er, stop embroidering and go cook." The middle-aged man placed the basket on the table with a proud expression on his face. "We had a good harvest today, let's have a feast!"
An Lin silently looked at the vegetable brothers beside him. What kind of feast is this? There's not even a piece of meat. Are they vegan?
He only came to his senses a moment later and was shocked.
Cooking?
Holy f * ck! Isn't he going to kill me?!
The woman opened the basket and saw An Lin. She screamed, "Oh my god! What a big stalk of grass! It looks delicious! "
An Lin: "???"
"Hubby is the best!" The woman hugged the uncle and kissed him excitedly. "I will definitely make this grass tastier than the most delicious meat in the world!"
"Hahaha … then this is really good news for a vegetarian like me." The middle-aged man also smiled and said proudly, "All living beings are equal. We love other living beings so much, so this blade of grass must be a gift from the heavens!"
An Lin almost spat out a mouthful of blood. All living things are equal? Are you not treating me, Big Grass, as a living being? Were they looking down on grass?!
I'm still alive, so why should I be eaten by you?
Advocate for equality, please go photosynthesize!!
An Lin was still roaring indignantly, but the woman hummed a tune as she placed his body on the chopping board and cut him into pieces with a kitchen knife.
An Lin almost fainted from the excruciating pain of having his body sliced into pieces.
He saw his broken body being placed into a pot of oil, and an even more terrifying pain surged through his entire body. One wouldn't be able to understand how terrifying this pot of oil was unless they experienced it themselves.
Almost every inch of his skin cracked in the frying process.
An Lin screamed in pain as his consciousness gradually blurred.
Was this the end of the grass's life?
That was what he was thinking.
Then, he felt his body being scooped up and placed on a plate.
An Lin: "???"
He didn't die even after all that?
Oh my god!
Do you have to bully the grass like this?!
An Lin was about to go crazy. I've already climbed a mountain of knives and been thrown into a pot of oil, and I'm already cooked! I didn't die even after all that? Am I still grass?
Am I a f * cking grass spirit?!!
Wait a minute …
Grass spirit?
An Lin thought back to his experience of constantly becoming more powerful. Could it be that his desperate struggle to become stronger had caused his body to become stronger, resulting in him being unable to die even if he was cooked? At the same time, he was stuck in the awkward situation of not being able to transcend …
Tears instantly streamed down An Lin's face. Was this what he deserved?
Thus, he was placed on the dining table.
The three vegetarians were all rubbing their palms together and drooling at him.
"Mommy … this grass smells so good." Little Qin smacked her lips.
With a gentle smile, the woman said, "Little Qin, you did well today. You can eat this grass as a reward!"
"Yay! Thank you, Mommy! "Little Qin became excited.
An Lin shuddered at the thought of being eaten.
"No … Don't eat me …
"I'm still a grass, I'm still alive … Why do you want to eat me …"
An Lin was in despair and begged for mercy.
He really didn't dare to imagine what it would be like to be eaten in such a state.
However, he also knew that his humble begging for mercy was futile. No one could hear his cries, and he was most likely going to die in despair.
The little girl was just about to move her chopsticks toward An Lin, but her chopsticks faltered in mid-air.
"Mommy …" The little girl's bright eyes widened with incredulity. "The grass on the plate is speaking!"
An Lin: "!!!"
Everyone at the dining table instantly fell silent.
An Lin felt as if he had grasped onto his last straw, and he yelled, "That's right! I'm speaking, I'm still alive, please don't eat me!!! "
"What nonsense is this child saying?" The middle-aged man's brows furrowed slightly.
"Are you serious, Little Qin?" The woman's expression was equally solemn.
The little girl nodded. "Yes! Little Cao said he's still alive and told us not to eat him. "
An Lin was almost moved to tears upon hearing this.
Heavens! Finally, someone could hear him. He could finally not be eaten!!
He hurriedly thanked the little girl.
Little Qin continued, "He also thanked us for not eating him."
The woman nodded with a solemn expression. "Little Qin is a bit deranged."
The middle-aged man also had a solemn expression. "Take her to the mental hospital tomorrow. This child has probably encountered a problem with her cultivation …"
An Lin's eyes widened, and a sense of absurdity surged through his entire body.
"Waah … I'm not mentally ill!" The little girl was about to cry, and she frantically ate the food on the plate, as if to prove that she wasn't mentally ill.
Just like that, An Lin was picked up by the little girl and put into her mouth.
His body was stirred by the little girl's fragrant tongue and ground by the little girl's teeth.
If he had to describe it, it was like his body had been put into a meat grinder, but his consciousness hadn't disappeared, and the pain was still there …
That kind of pain could no longer be described with words.
That's right, An Lin was still eaten by the little girl!
The heavens seemed to like to play a joke on him. Before torturing him, they always liked to give him a little hope …
Heh, the human world wasn't worth it …
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