"Dear teachers and students, I am your principal, Wang Xianyu!"
The shimmering golden words on the bubble were extremely eye-catching.
Whoosh!
Everyone suddenly fell silent.
All of the teachers and students stared blankly at the shimmering golden words in the sky and fell into silence.
Some of the teachers were so startled that they lost their balance on their flying swords and plummeted from the sky.
Rather than calling this a shocking scene, it was more of a frightening one.
This gigantic spitting whale with its sexy lips and four short legs, the whale that countless teachers and students despised and ridiculed … was claiming to be their principal?
The mysterious principal that had never shown his face before?!
"No … that's impossible!"
"I refuse to accept this!"
"How could my principal be a whale monster?!"
"And it's a spitting whale monster that forced us to eat its own saliva!"
"Eurgh … Impossible! Eurgh … "
Countless teachers and students had a mental breakdown, and some of them realized something.
"Our principal is clearly a handsome man. I've seen him in the Hall of Fame, so how could he be a whale?!"
"That's right! How dare this shameless whale impersonate Principal Wang Xianyu! "
"This is definitely a shameless prank!"
"I've seen the principal a hundred years ago. He was a graceful and refined gentleman, and he was indeed not like this."
Many of the teachers and students became extremely agitated upon hearing this. They were unable to accept that the four-legged whale was their principal, and they listed a series of facts to refute the whale's claims.
The whale pursed its lips in a very human-like manner before blowing another bubble — I am Wang Xianyu, and I've only become like this due to some special circumstances. Otherwise, why do you think I was able to safely descend upon this place without being obstructed by the school's spell formation?
Shimmering golden words began to appear.
However, the result was very tragic. No one believed the whale monster's words.
All of a sudden, Vice-Principal Yuhua arrived with the Celestial Thearch in a white imperial robe beside him!
"Principal, I've summoned the Celestial Thearch. He might have a way to treat you!" Vice-Principal Yuhua yelled before letting loose a cry of surprise, "Holy f * ck! Why are there so many people?! "
The four-legged whale blew a bubble in resignation. I want to go back to school to take a look, but I'm too big, and I've attracted a lot of curious onlookers.
Vice-Principal Yuhua was enlightened. "I see."
"Haha, Wang Xianyu, you're finally back!" The Celestial Thearch also extended a warm greeting.
Silence, deathly silence.
The tens of thousands of teachers and students, including An Lin, felt as if they had been struck by lightning. They stared blankly at the whale monster before them as waves of shock surged in their hearts.
It's him! It's really him!
The four-legged whale's words couldn't be trusted, but the appearance of Vice-Principal Yuhua and the Celestial Thearch had completely overturned everything that the teachers and students knew. This four-legged whale really was Principal Wang Xianyu!
"Heavens, my principal is actually a whale monster …"
"No, I don't believe it. My principal should be an extremely handsome immortal!"
Some of the students were already sitting on the ground in a daze.
Some even felt that their illusions had been shattered, and their hearts ached.
"It's over, it's really over. I just cursed at the principal. My career …"
The teachers also heaved forlorn sighs of despair.
No matter how stubborn they were, they had no choice but to accept this cruel reality!
An Lin's mind was also in a complete mess.
He had speculated that the four-legged whale was the mythological beast protecting the school, but he was told that this was his f * cking principal?!
However, that did explain why the four-legged whale had said that the school was under its protection instead of An Lin. It was because it was the principal!
No, it was because it was the principal whale!
"Principal Wang, hurry up and conceal your aura. Don't scare these students and teachers. They still have to go to class later," Vice-Principal Yuhua urged.
The four-legged whale blew a bubble — I was just giving them a small test just then, and I'm very pleased with the results. These students and teachers are all very spirited and have the courage to love and hate.
All of the teachers and students blushed slightly upon hearing this.
'Dare to love and dare to hate' was referring to going against the principal and scolding him?
An Lin was also feeling a little awkward.
Did he mean that he was going to unleash a Kirin Arm on the principal?
The four-legged whale whale blew another bubble. "They've done a good job, so I've rewarded them with some divine liquid as a welcome gift."
Everyone faltered slightly upon seeing the words on the bubble.
Divine liquid? What divine liquid?
"Ah … No wonder I felt so warm all over, as if a ball of warm energy was clearing my meridians. So that's what it was!"
"What was it?"
"You might not believe me, but I just inhaled a mouthful of water vapor …"
"Pfft! That means I did the same! I thought I was just imagining things, but I can now see that the effect of that energy clearing my meridians and strengthening my bones is becoming more and more pronounced! "
"Could it be … that the ball of water that the principal just blew out was actually divine liquid?!"
All of the teachers and students were given a fright.
Those who had held their breaths and tried to expel the water vapor all regretted their actions.
All of the teachers and students who had accidentally inhaled the water vapor were ecstatic and elated, as if they had swallowed a spirit pill for free!
"Haha, long live the principal!"
"I should've inhaled a few more mouthfuls, eurgh …"
"Eurgh … The water vapor really is quite effective."
Soon, many of the students couldn't help but retch at the thought of the fact that the divine liquid was dispensed through saliva.
"It's alright. The ambergris of the Dragon Tribe is extremely precious, so isn't our principal's whale saliva precious as well? We should be grateful! Eurgh … "
"Whale saliva? Is there such a thing? It's most likely the divine whale saliva! "
All of the teachers and students praised the principal with a mixture of gratitude and vomiting.
Even the whale principal couldn't bear to watch this any longer, and he immediately blew out a bubble.
There were a few large golden words on the bubble — It's getting late, hurry up and go to class!
The four-legged whale's aura was abruptly withdrawn as it spoke, and all of the teachers and students who had entered the range of the whale's aura felt as if they had regained their freedom.
"Thank you, Principal!"
"Goodbye, Principal!"
All of the teachers and students bade farewell, some with sincerity, some with insincere sincerity.
This principal's eccentricity had already exceeded their imaginations.
Countless people had envisioned countless ways that the principal would appear.
However, never would they have thought that the principal would appear in the form of a four-legged whale monster and spit at them as a greeting gift …
Had the teachers and students recovered? No, they hadn't! They just didn't want to be rude in front of the principal, but there were actually countless mythological beasts stampeding through their hearts!
An Lin also wanted to leave upon seeing this.
At this moment, Wang Xianyu blew out another bubble.
"An Lin, Xu Xiaolan, Xuanyuan Cheng, Su Qianyun, please wait a moment, the principal has something to say to you!" Vice-Principal Yuhua immediately spoke upon seeing the words on the bubble.
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