"You don't have to tell me that. Those are easier to handle. "Dong Qitian said," Let's talk about the ten things first. I need to understand them in advance. "
Yun Yang grinned. "Actually, I don't have anything important on hand at the moment. Just some trivial things."
"Hmm?"
"The first urgent matter … is that everyone's ability in the sect isn't very high …" Yun Yang was a little embarrassed. "The sect needs a chief instructor …"
"Chief instructor?" Dong Qitian frowned. "We've agreed before that this old man won't be working in your sect. What makes you the chief instructor? "
Dong Qitian felt like he had fallen into a trap.
Yun Yang smiled apologetically. "Why would I want you to work in my small place? The so-called chief instructor is just a title. You don't have to do much on normal days. You only have to supervise the cultivation progress of the disciples and answer their questions occasionally … When there's no need for supervision, everyone can drink tea, chat, play chess, or even flirt with girls … "
The more Dong Qitian listened, the more uneasy he felt. He asked with a dark expression, "I want to confirm how many days there are when there's no need for supervision?"
Yun Yang blinked and said, "It should be very soon. Senior's tenure as the chief instructor is only about half a year at most. If there's anything that senior needs to do in this half a year, it'll be counted as one of the ten tasks based on consideration …"
Dong Qitian said with a dark expression, "Nonsense. Of course, additional work will be included. What do you mean by 'included in the ten tasks based on discretion'? What do you mean by that? "
Yun Yang felt a little guilty and said, "Of course. Yes, of course. It was a slip of the tongue. Just a slip of the tongue."
Dong Qitian squinted at him suspiciously. "You haven't answered my question just now. How many days are there when there's no need for supervision in this half a year? I'm expressing deep doubts about your character now. Don't lower my impression of you anymore. "
Yun Yang wiped his sweat and chuckled dryly. "Hahaha … Well … there's actually a lot. Every month, you can rest for at least one day … cough, or half a day. "
"Bastard!"
Dong Qitian was furious.
"What's the difference between your arrangement and me selling myself to you?! This matter has already cost me almost half a year. Instead of this, I might as well agree to be your Protector for three years. Wouldn't it be more leisurely to be a Protector? "
Yun Yang smiled apologetically. "If senior is willing to be a Guardian, we can change the terms right away. Everything is based on senior's wishes. Whatever senior says, we will do. Why don't we swear to the heavens and change it to a three-year Guardian instead?"
Yun Yang asked carefully, his face filled with anticipation.
Dong Qitian cackled and rolled his eyes at Yun Yang. "Look at how sneaky you are. You must be up to something else! Do you think I, Dong Qitian, will fall for your trick? Do you know the most effective way to deal with a wise man? "
Yun Yang answered instinctively, "What is it?"
Dong Qitian chuckled. "I won't follow your wishes and dance with you. Even if you have a thousand tricks up your sleeves, I have my own set of rules. What can you do?"
Yun Yang acted as if he had been wronged and said, "Senior, where did this come from? This junior has absolutely no such intention! By the way, does senior still have a lot of affection for this junior? "
Dong Qitian chuckled. "Up until now, my affection for you has dropped to zero. It's non-existent!"
Yun Yang's handsome face darkened. "What? Dropped to zero? Then why are you lowering your affection for me? "
Dong Qitian's face tightened as he pointed to the side of the road and said, "Young Yun Yang, do you see that wild boar?"
Yun Yang was confused. "I see it."
Dong Qitian snorted. "This is my impression of you … If you want me to believe you, that wild boar can fly!"
Yun Yang was exasperated.
However, the next moment, Dong Qitian was suddenly dumbfounded. Perhaps the anger in his finger had triggered some sort of threat, but after he pointed, the wild boar suddenly sprung up … and really flew!
Furthermore, it was flying at an extremely fast speed. Its cumbersome body created a cloud of black fog in the air. Its four clumsy hooves moved back and forth in the air as if it was paddling on water. It was panicking with its tail tucked between its legs. Whoosh whoosh whoosh, it actually flew further and further away. It was as if it was a fish that escaped the net …
"What the f * ck!"
Dong Qitian was dumbfounded, his eyeballs almost falling out of their sockets. "How could something like this happen? That was a f * cking demonic beast … I'm so f * cking lucky … "
Yun Yang almost laughed out loud. "I've always said that senior's perception of me is wrong. I've always been righteous, chivalrous, and courageous. Hasn't the truth proved that my words are so trustworthy? Even the heavens are helping me. This is heaven's witness!"
Dong Qitian was dumbfounded for a long time before he finally hung his head dejectedly. "F * ck, you've tricked me."
Yun Yang laughed and said, "Don't worry, senior. How can I, Yun Yang, be someone who expects favors from others? You can trust me with all your heart. I'll never be wrong. I'll trick anyone but you! "
Dong Qitian chuckled and did not say another word.
You won't trick me?
Even my conscience is hurting from what I've said.
"What are you chuckling about? The Residence of Nine Supremes may be a newly established organization, but the majordomo under me has collected many talents during this period of time. Senior can choose a few disciples from them … to pass on your legacy. Then, there'll be a natural legacy in this world. Isn't that a wonderful thing? "
Dong Qitian did not want to talk to this sly fellow at first, but when he heard the fellow's shameless words that were getting more and more out of hand, he could not hold back his anger anymore. He pouted and said angrily, "I'm afraid that I won't be able to refuse to become the Residence of Nine Supremes' guardian or elder if that's the case. I'll just be a high priest, won't I?"
"Then I'll sell my entire life to you, not to mention three years!"
He tapped a finger on Yun Yang's forehead, causing the latter to stagger. "You're indeed a sinister one! An ordinary person only has one intestine in their stomach, but you have nine hundred intestines, each of them twisting and turning. They're great ingredients for making Nine Turns intestines … "
He rolled his eyes in frustration. "What about the other things?"
"There's really nothing else. At most, it's just a newly established sect. Experts from Celestial Luck Banner sects might come looking for trouble. If there's a time we can't handle it …"
Yun Yang smiled apologetically. "With your ability, senior, you only need to spare some time to supervise your disciples' cultivation practice to send them away …"
Dong Qitian was expressionless. "It looks like I'm not only a guardian and instructor, but also a hired thug …"
"How can it sound so bad?" Yun Yang said seriously, "With senior in the Residence of Nine Supremes, it means that we've obtained the iron pillar that stabilizes the sea, the purple gold beam that supports the sea, the white jade pillar that holds up the sky, and the Bound of Universe at every turn!"
"Alright, alright, I believe you." Dong Qitian snorted. "… It's definitely not from your heart."
"But this is the truth!"
Dong Qitian snorted and said proudly, "With me here, who would look at you in the eye? Even the Sacred Heart Palace … hmph! "
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