A certain Old Marshal Black, the black pot of blame, was sighing in the palace.
"Who would have thought that these fellows didn't leave immediately after Tie Zheng's wedding? Instead, they stayed. What do they want? Their motives are not simple, they must have ulterior motives. "
Qiu Jianhan was like an enraged lion, pacing in his cage, baring his fangs and claws, ready to devour someone.
"Isn't this already within our calculations?"
His Majesty looked at Qiu Jianhan with a chuckle. "It's not easy for them to come. Perhaps this is their only chance to enter Yutang's capital. How can they go back empty-handed?"
"These people have yet to give up on Yutang. They'll definitely do something. Most likely, they're looking for spies and informants. At the very least, they'll be stealing information." Old Marshal Qiu looked indignant.
"Let them be." His Majesty was very open-minded. "Yutang is riddled with holes now. Their spies are all over Yutang. What information is there that they don't know?"
"Let them be, how much more damage can they cause? I, on the other hand, hope that after staying here for a long time, if they really don't want to go back, they can settle down here and live in peace. That would be a good thing. "
His Majesty's magnanimity left the old marshal dumbfounded. "I have to say, Your Majesty's thinking is too beautiful. Even I wouldn't dare to have such extravagant hopes, just how big of a hole in the brain is this!"
His Majesty laughed. "All in all, let them be. However, they didn't mention anyone else but Yun Yang's company. I can't help but wonder where Yun Yang will bring these generals to."
Speaking of this, the old marshal was tempted to laugh. "I heard that the brat suggested booking a brothel for them and let everyone have ten days of pleasure …"
"Brothel … ten days of pleasure …" His Majesty's eyes widened as he coughed. "Cough, cough, cough … Hahahaha … F * ck! This brat's way of conducting himself, hahaha … Truly delights this Emperor! "
For a moment, His Majesty was convulsing with laughter. Suddenly, he realized that Qiu Jianhan was glaring at him, reminding him of how inappropriate his words had been. As the emperor of a nation, he had actually cursed …
This was too damaging to the image of a ruler.
He hurriedly tried to salvage the situation. "I was really surprised. I couldn't help but want to curse a few times. I just wanted to vent my frustrations …"
Puff!
It would have been better if His Majesty had not explained himself. Once he did, Qiu Jianhan could no longer hold himself back as he chortled, "Your Majesty, these three words are exactly what this old official is thinking."
"Every time this old official thinks of Han Sanhe visiting a brothel, I want to laugh out loud. I really wish that Yun Yang could be more capable and let Old Man Han go for ten days …" Qiu Jianhan said with a gloating expression.
…
However, the expectations of the Old Marshal and the Emperor would be disappointed today.
Yun Yang had already led a group of people towards the Residence of Nine Supremes.
Along the way, First Young Master Yun displayed his eloquence and continuously introduced the scenery along the way. He spoke with confidence and composure as if he was familiar with his family's treasures, even if the way he introduced was different from the rest.
"Do you see this house? This house had a long history. Back then, when Emperor Taizu founded the country, this was the place where the mistress of the Prime Minister's father-in-law's brother-in-law's brother-in-law's brother-in-law's sister-in-law lived. Why was it so famous? It's because the brother-in-law of the Prime Minister's brother-in-law … "
After listening to such a complicated introduction, Zhan Ge could no longer keep his cool. He said angrily, "Wasn't the brother-in-law of the Prime Minister's brother-in-law the Prime Minister back then? The Prime Minister's brother-in-law's sister-in-law, wasn't that the Prime Minister's sister-in-law? It's such a simple relationship, yet you beat around the bush … sister-in-law's lover … "
Yun Yang, the culprit, was actually confused by Zhan Ge's retelling. He blinked and said, "Cough, this is a little complicated. Your memory is really good …"
Everyone looked at him with disdain.
"Look over there. Do you see this tree? Look at how intertwined its roots are and how huge its crown is. This tree's history must be even more profound. Legend has it that this tree was once a tree spirit that had attained enlightenment. It blesses the weather, the country's prosperity, and the people's safety. It has the ability to summon the wind and rain, to move mountains and seas. But do you know how many times this tree has been struck by lightning in these hundred years? "Yun Yang wore a mysterious expression.
"How many times?" The dark-faced youth wanted to ignore him, but he could not help asking.
"Not even once!" Yun Yang said seriously.
The dark-faced youth glared at him as if he wanted to devour someone.
"Such a huge tree, yet it hasn't been struck by lightning even once after so many years …" Yun Yang said, "This itself is a very surprising thing."
A bearded general retorted in dissatisfaction, "This tree is at most as thick as the mouth of a bowl. It'd be an exaggeration to say that it's ten years old, how could it have gone through hundreds of years of wind and rain? Besides, even a hundred-year-old tree can't be considered an ancient tree … What are you trying to do by rambling on like this, child?"
Yun Yang purposely lowered his voice and said, "Look … it's that person at the end of the street. He looks perverted and left immediately when he saw us. His actions are extremely suspicious … Is that the assassin sent by the Empire of Dongxuan? Are you trying to create a conflict? We have to consider everyone's safety. There's no room for error … If anything were to happen to all of you in the Empire of Yutang, it would be a huge matter that would affect the diplomatic relations between the two empires. "
The generals were exasperated.
This bastard cursed them viciously. Any ordinary person who saw so many big shots walking together would definitely run away as soon as possible. How did they become assassins in your words? You're even talking about us being beheaded? You've said that we don't have much time left and we have to go on our way, but we've tolerated it all. Look at you, you're obviously addicted to playing around …
"You're the one who's beheaded!"
"You're the one who's beheaded!"
"You're the one who doesn't have much time left. You should be on your way now!"
Some of the hot-tempered generals had already begun cursing.
"You're cursing me! You're actually cursing me? "
Yun Yang was enraged. "I'm kind enough to be your guide, taking care of everything, no matter how big or small. I've done my best and only hoped to be friendly with my neighbors. I didn't expect you to actually curse me … Do you have any conscience? Do you have any self-awareness as guests? Do you have any … "
The generals were exasperated. Curse you? Who was the one who cursed who first? A few of the hot-tempered ones wanted to rush forward to reason with him.
"You're cursing me!"
"I'm not bringing you to the brothel tonight!"
"Let me tell you the truth. There's no way to go to the brothel if you want to!"
"I won't suffocate you to death!"
"Not only am I not bringing you to the brothel, I'm going to put aphrodisiac in your meals! I'm going to ask a few girls to dance with me after putting aphrodisiac. I won't let you touch them! "
"How dare you curse me …"
"You'll have to bear the consequences if you dare to curse me!"
"The consequences will be very, very, very, very serious!"
"I won't go even if I'm beaten to death. Play with each other in your rooms! Your chrysanthemum is ruined, and your face is full of wounds!
"How dare you curse me … Is there any logic, justice, or justice left? How dare you, treating your father's kindness as malice … This young master's passion is to find you a brothel out of goodwill … It's fine if you don't want to repay me, but you're actually cursing me!"
Yun Yang was eloquent. For every sentence that someone said, he had already replied with at least three sentences. He was a great talker.
He kept saying 'brothel' and 'suffocate you to death', making these authoritative generals sound like they had been single for years and had never seen a woman in their entire lives.
For a moment, the road was filled with curses as everyone fired at each other.
The generals were infuriated. We f * cking came all the way here just to visit a brothel in Yutang?
This bastard's words could infuriate the dead to the point that they would jump in their coffins!
The passersby cast sidelong glances at this group of well-dressed men who were obviously bigwigs spewing vulgarities. They kept saying 'brothel', 'prostitutes', 'aphrodisiac', and 'chrysanthemum' …
It was unbearable!
The moral degeneration of the world was getting worse by the day, and the hearts of the people were no longer what they used to be!
Yun Yang did not back down in the face of the scolding. He battled the generals verbally, scolding whoever he caught. For those he could not win, he said, "I'm not bringing you to the brothel anymore!" "I'll suffocate you to death!" "I'll let you play with yourselves! Crippled your chrysanthemums, bruised your bodies!"
The words were a stroke of genius, angering the generals so much that their veins were popping and their heads were spinning.
Towards the end, Yun Yang had even escalated into a barrage. "What's wrong with all of you? All of you look like you want to eat me up … Could it be that the officials and generals of your countries only think about women? Do all of you have other pursuits other than women? Can't you solve them yourselves? Even if you can't do it, you can ask someone to help you! "
"No wonder all of you fight us every year. Deep down, it's because Yutang's ladies are beautiful, isn't it? Look at all of you, you can't even find a wife in your own country, can you? Otherwise, why would you rush over when you heard that Iron Marshal is marrying a wife? So it's to satisfy your cravings. Are you envious, jealous, and hateful of our Iron Marshal now? I've really seen the true colors of all of you now. You're the continent's famed generals, you're the continent's famed generals indeed.
Those who passed by in a hurry and overheard the conversation were filled with waves of anger.
How could these fellows have such thoughts?
Hmph …
As the crowd filled in the blanks, all the foreign generals became lechers who had been repressed for more than a decade. They were the kind who were unrestrained and could do anything … How filthy!
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