Ye Lingchen chuckled. "That's how it is."
Little Yueyue was not going to let it go. "Why can't I? Did I offend you? "
Ye Lingchen was helpless and quickly corrected himself, "You're not bad, not bad."
Little Yueyue panicked. "Don't say that!"
Ye Lingchen pointed at Little Yueyue. "He's the sidekick, right? Fatty! "
Little Yueyue: "What's wrong?"
Ye Lingchen said, "Stand over here and put your stomach on the table to play the supporting role. You'll feel better. "
The audience: "Pfft —"
Little Yueyue vomited blood, "Which eye of yours saw me put it on the table?"
Ye Lingchen said firmly, "Move back."
Little Yueyue was indignant as he retreated. "What's wrong with retreating?"
Ye Lingchen understood. "Look, it's tilted."
Little Yueyue: "Just a little fat."
Ye Lingchen replied, "Why are you so fat? Your family must be well-off. They're rich for six generations!"
Little Yueyue cooperated, "It's been in our family for six generations."
Ye Lingchen added, "The six generations all have money. They gave all their money to him."
Little Yueyue: "I inherited them all."
Ye Lingchen waved his hand. "Let him spend it all! Huo, there are houses all around the capital! "
Little Yueyue said smugly, "Look, there's a house in Huanhuan."
Ye Lingchen gave him a thumbs up. "I love buying houses and moving houses."
Little Yueyue's eyes narrowed as he smiled. "Because there are so many rooms, I have to stay in them all."
Ye Lingchen replied, "Am I right? Look at his face. Because there are so many rooms, I have to stay there. "
The audience laughed. The two of them were simply a perfect match. When they stood on the stage, just their facial expressions were enough to make people laugh. They were like two moving emoji packs.
Moreover, their tones were filled with ridicule. Once they spoke, no matter what it was, it would make people feel amused.
The crosstalk continued.
Little Yueyue: "Of course, that room has to be occupied."
Ye Lingchen looked at him. "Did you move again recently?"
Little Yueyue was pleased with himself. "I've moved it."
Ye Lingchen: "Where did you move to?"
Little Yueyue: "City center, front gate."
Ye Lingchen was shocked. He stared at Little Yueyue in shock and shouted, "Who is it?!"
Little Yueyue was shocked. "I, I …"
Ye Lingchen replied, "The front door is good!"
Little Yueyue smiled. "Of course!"
Ye Lingchen said, "Nice place. I'm staying at the front gate too!"
Little Yueyue was stunned. "Wait a minute!"
Ye Lingchen muttered to himself, "Isn't this a coincidence?"
Little Yueyue was confused, "You live at Qianmen too? Why haven't I seen you around when you live in Front Gate? "
Ye Lingchen smiled faintly, "You left early and I came back late. Aren't we neighbors now? Besides, the front door is so big. "
Little Yueyue came to a realization. "That's right, there are tens of thousands of people living there."
Ye Lingchen asked, "Where do you live at the front gate?"
Little Yueyue replied, "There's a house with a veranda, an alley."
Ye Lingchen shouted again, "Who is it! Wasn't this a coincidence? I also live on the balcony! "
Little Yueyue was stunned. "We both live in the same alley. Why haven't I seen you around?"
Ye Lingchen replied, "You left early and I came back late. Aren't we neighbors now?"
Little Yueyue thought about it. "That's true."
Ye Lingchen asked, "Which house on the balcony?"
Little Yueyue replied, "I live at number 8."
Ye Lingchen's eyes widened. "Who is it?!"
Little Yueyue himself was stunned. He stuttered, "Maybe … it's me?"
Ye Lingchen replied, "Isn't this a coincidence? I live at number 8 too! "
Little Yueyue was amused. "We both live in the same courtyard but I haven't seen you around."
Ye Lingchen was still the same. "You left early and I came back late. Aren't we neighbors now?"
Little Yueyue scratched his head. "Why don't we look up?"
"Hahaha, I can't take it anymore. Little Yueyue is too naive."
At this point, many in the audience realized that Ye Lingchen was up to something.
Moreover, just this dialogue alone was enough to make many of the audience laugh so hard that they were convulsing with laughter.
"Oh my god, I feel like there's a pit waiting for Little Yueyue."
"These two are so interesting. It's as if they're real."
"The most important thing is their intonation. It brings so much joy to people."
"Little Yueyue: Do I have a neighbor like that? How unlucky must we be to not meet. "
"Little Yueyue: I might have a fake neighbor."
"Little Yueyue: I have something to say, but I'm not sure if I should say it."
Ye Lingchen continued asking, "Are you staying in the south room or the north room?"
Little Yueyue: "I'm staying in the north room."
This time, before Ye Lingchen could say anything, someone shouted in unison, "Who is it?!"
The bullet screen of the live stream was filled with 'Who is it?'. Everyone was happy.
Little Yueyue was helpless. "It's me! What do you think? "
Ye Lingchen and everyone spoke at the same time, "Isn't this a coincidence? I'm staying in the north room too! "
Little Yueyue nearly fainted, "Oh, we're staying in the same room but I've never seen you."
Everyone answered for Ye Lingchen again, "You go out early and I come back late. Aren't we going to be sworn neighbors?"
Little Yueyue retorted, "What's the nature of our work?"
Ye Lingchen, "Which bed are you staying in the north room on?"
Little Yueyue, "My back isn't good, so I'm building a fire bed in the room."
"Who is it?!"
"Me! What do you think? "
"Isn't this a coincidence? I'm staying on that bed too! "
"We're sleeping in the same bed but I've never seen you."
"You go out early and I come back late. Aren't we going to be sworn neighbors?"
The content was getting more and more amusing. The audience could not help but grin from ear to ear.
"What are you sleeping on?"
"I'm sleeping on a red mattress and a blue blanket."
"Who is it?!"
"Me!"
"Isn't this a coincidence? I'm sleeping on a red mattress and a blue blanket as well. "
"What are you talking about? We're sleeping in the same bed but I've never seen you."
"You go out early and I come back late. Aren't we going to be sworn neighbors?"
"Who are you sleeping with tonight?"
"Me and my wife."
"Who?!"
Little Yueyue came back to his senses and quickly stopped him. "Shut up! Just me … "
Ye Lingchen, on the other hand, continued on his own. "Isn't this a coincidence? I'm also … "
Little Yueyue's face turned red from anger. "Go sit over there! How wicked is this person? He's been taking advantage of me for half a day. "
"Hahaha …" The audience burst into laughter. Even the guests could not hold it in.
Qin Baichuan shook his head with a bitter smile. "This kid is a genius."
"Wahahaha, I can't take it anymore. I'm crying from laughing."
"God Ye is too mean to wait for Little Yueyue here."
"Who said they can't do crosstalk? Do they not know how to do it?"
"Our family is rolling on the floor laughing. Hahaha, it's so funny."
The internet exploded too!
[This is too good to watch!]
[God Ye is so awesome!]
[F * ck, this year's Spring Festival Gala is amazing. It's so interesting.]
[He's a sports superstar, yet he can do crosstalk so well. Can you believe it?]
[I thought it was just a filler program. Damn it, it's so exciting. It's really surprising.]
[I suddenly feel that the other programs are just filler …]
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