"Right, it just so happens that I will also register for a check. Maybe Xinxin and I will get married then!" Wang Peifeng thought about it and said.
"Who wants to marry you? Don't you have a brain!" Lan Xinxin glared at him.
"Hehe, I will check anyway!" Wang Peifeng said shamelessly.
Soon, it was Lan Xinxin's turn to register. Because Wang Peifeng had already registered for Lan Xinxin, he registered for two more people. Wang Peifeng rushed to pay the money, and Xiao Chen took advantage of him.
"Hmph, you can't even afford the registration fee. Poor!" Wang Peifeng snorted.
"Someone is willing to pay for the registration fee, and he thinks he is great. I can't say anything." Xiao Chen said coldly. He also noticed that this Wang Peifeng didn't seem to have a high IQ. He only knew how to talk.
However, holding the registration card, Xiao Chen suddenly remembered something and said to Lan Xinxin, "Xinxin, why do I check this thing? Aren't you here to check the body? Why are you checking this too? "
"Isn't it because I want to let him go?" Lan Xinxin also looked helpless. "But he doesn't leave. After hearing such a private matter, not only did he not leave, but he also wants to check together. I really admire him."
"I also admire him." Xiao Chen shrugged. "Then, let's really go for a check!"
"Otherwise, what should we do? You look at his appearance. He won't give up until he dies. Ai! "Lan Xinxin sighed.
"Looking at this, he doesn't want to give up, right?" Xiao Chen glanced at Wang Peifeng and whispered, "If he keeps pestering you, won't I have to pretend to be him?"
"I didn't expect him to be so persistent!" Lan Xinxin spread her hands and looked at Xiao Chen. "Ai, if you are in trouble, don't help. I don't want to cause any trouble for you."
"Forget it. Since I have already helped, then I will help to the end!" Xiao Chen had no choice but to nod.
The three of them walked forward together. Wang Peifeng was bouncing on the side as if she was boxing. Xiao Chen was speechless when he saw this.
When they arrived at the entrance of the physical examination department, the first one was to draw blood. Because there were still people in front of them, they had to line up here.
"Hey, why are you squeezing? Go to the side and stay there. If you continue to squeeze, I'll kill you with my hammer! " Wang Peifeng saw a young man with shifty eyes squeezing around like a thief, so he threw a punch at him. "Bang!" The young man's head tumbled.
"Brat, you're courting death!" The thievish-browed youth got up from the ground, pointed at Wang Peifeng and said angrily, "I'm lining up here, why did you push me? Aiya, I'm done for, it hurts so much, my head hurts all over! "
As he spoke, the young man with shifty eyebrows began to roll on the ground. "Doctor, doctor, I want a check-up, I want emergency treatment, I can't take it anymore, I was beaten up!"
"Are you sick?" Wang Peifeng was not moved at all. He walked over and stepped on the head of the young man with shifty eyebrows. The guy's nose was bleeding, but Wang Peifeng was not satisfied. He also stepped on the ground a few times, causing the skin of the young man with shifty eyebrows to break. "Since you can't take it anymore, then I'll help you. You can die now!"
Xiao Chen looked at Wang Peifeng dumbfounded. Isn't this guy a tiger? Is he here to pick up girls? Can such a bloody guy still capture Lan Xinxin's heart?
"Don't … Brother, I was wrong. Brother, I don't want to die, I can do it again. Let me go, I'm fine …" The young man with shifty eyebrows did not expect that not only did he fail to blackmail Wang Peifeng, but he was also trampled more violently by the other party.
"Hmph, be careful in the future. Get lost!" Wang Peifeng withdrew his foot and said with a proud face.
"Yes, yes!" The young man with shifty eyebrows got up and ran away.
"Xinxin, how is it? Am I a reliable person?" After Wang Peifeng finished, he looked at Xiao Chen provocatively. "I'm telling you, a man must be brave. Don't think that you are the deputy director of the Supernatural Investigation Bureau. It's useless to be a coward! If I show my bravery a few more times, Lan Xinxin will definitely like me! "
"…" Xiao Chen slapped his forehead. How did I get such a pursuer? It's like my brain is missing a chord.
"Ai, Xiao Chen, then I really have to continue to trouble you in the future!" Lan Xinxin also said with a headache.
The blood was drawn very quickly. Soon, it was Xiao Chen's turn. Wang Peifeng also drew his blood, and then the three of them went to the next consulting room.
"Take this small cup, fill it with urine, and test it here." A nurse gave three disposable cups to Xiao Chen and others and said.
"We still need to test urine?" Xiao Chen was stunned.
"Of course, hurry up!" The nurse pointed to the bathroom not far away. "Be careful when you do it. Don't get it outside. You will get it all over your hands."
Xiao Chen couldn't help it. He took the paper cup. "Lan Xinxin, what kind of physical examination did you sign up for? Why is there a urine test?"
"You're a man. I asked you to take a cup of urine, and you're doing this and that. Is it so difficult? Even if you ask me to drink urine, I won't blink! " Wang Peifeng glanced at Xiao Chen and said disdainfully, "Did you see that? This is called courage. This is called courage! How can Lan Xinxin, a girl from a martial arts family, like an ordinary man? I think you got the deputy director position through your relationship, right? "
"If you're brave, then drink it!" Xiao Chen didn't know what to say after listening. The other party's IQ was beyond his imagination.
"Tsk!" Wang Peifeng snorted. "Right, Xinxin, it's not convenient for you girls to take urine. How about I help you take it later?"
"Get lost!" Lan Xinxin glared at him. "Are you sick?"
"Ugh …" Wang Peifeng was stunned. "How am I sick?"
"Xiao Chen, do you want to help me?" Lan Xinxin turned to look at Xiao Chen.
"Me? How can I help? "Xiao Chen was shocked and almost dropped the cup.
"Isn't there a gap under the cubicle? Just reach in!" Lan Xinxin said.
"Forget it. That's the women's toilet. If I go in, I'll be kicked out!" Xiao Chen shook his head quickly.
"Look at your cowardice. Xinxin, I dare!" Wang Peifeng immediately said, "For my beloved woman, never mind going to the women's toilet, I dare to go to the morgue!"
"Wang Peifeng, that's enough!" Lan Xinxin frowned.
"Oh …" Wang Peifeng closed his mouth after Lan Xinxin said it.
The three of them went to the toilet to collect urine and then sent it back to the testing place. It was the next test, but the men and women weren't together. However, this test was a bit awkward.
Lan Xinxin accompanied Xiao Chen to check first. She saw the nurse give Xiao Chen a disposable cup.
"You still want to do a urine test? But there's no more. I can't pee anymore. "Xiao Chen was stunned.
"What urine test? This is to test the activity and defects of the cyanobis. You go to the opposite row of rooms and see which one is empty. Go in and solve it yourself!" The nurse said, "There are posters and videos in the room. Take a look yourself!"
"Ah?!" When Xiao Chen heard it, he was stunned. "I think we should forget about this."
"How can we forget about it? Premarital examination is the most important step. This determines whether you can have a healthy pregnancy in the future. Hurry up. You're a man, and you still need to be shy! "The nurse glared at Xiao Chen with disdain.
"Yeah, isn't it just masturbation? You are too unmanly. I started masturbating when I was four years old … Ah no, I started masturbating mutton skewers! "Wang Peifeng opened his mouth and began to brag, but he suddenly found that he was bragging too much, so he quickly changed his words.
Lan Xinxin rolled her eyes at him.
"This … Do I have to do it myself?" Xiao Chen suddenly felt a little embarrassed.
"Nonsense. Did you read too much gossip? Do you think that there is a nurse to help?" The nurse said, "Don't daydream!"
"Xiao Chen, do you want me to help you?" Lan Xinxin suddenly said.
"That's right. Your girlfriend is right next to you. Let her help you. Look over there, it's all couples helping each other. I'll give you another cup. You can give her some secretion too. She's going for a test later!" The nurse took out another cup and said, "But don't really do it. It will be hard to test if you mix it together!"
"What?!" Xiao Chen looked at the tough nurse in amazement. But thinking about it, the nurses in this department were really not competent if they were not bold!
"Alright, hurry up. What are you waiting for?!" The nurse waved her hand and gestured for Xiao Chen to leave. Then, she gave Wang Peifeng a cup and said, "You go too."
"No problem!" Wang Peifeng promised directly and loudly, "I'm not like some people. I'm very brave!"
"Lan Xinxin, your suitor seems to be a bit brave …" Xiao Chen didn't say the next sentence. That was, he thought that Wang Peifeng and Lan Xinxin were really a good match. Both of them were a bit brave!
But he naturally couldn't say this. After all, he was here to help, not to matchmake.
"It's okay. Just make do." Lan Xinxin shrugged.
"What am I going to do?" Xiao Chen shook his head. "Yes, I think we should omit this step of the test. We are not really married! "
"How can that be? If we don't come, people will think that we have a problem! " Lan Xinxin said, "Ah, yes, I remember. It must be that your part isn't good. I broke it, and you were embarrassed to say it, so you refused to check. Am I right?"
"How is it possible?" Xiao Chen was choked by Lan Xinxin.
"Then let's check it!" Lan Xinxin said, "Actually, I'm also quite anxious about you. Let's try it, okay? If it really isn't good, treat it early. Don't drag it out! "
"There's really no need, and I'm fine." Xiao Chen refused with a dumbfounded expression.
"Come on. For this matter, I deliberately learned the male rejuvenation massage technique from the short movies. It should be effective." Lan Xinxin stretched out her right hand and showed it to the left. "I think my technique should be okay!"
"Okay, okay. I'll do it myself, okay?" Xiao Chen was forced by Lan Xinxin. "Then you wait for me here!"
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