Ring ring ring ~ ~
Just then, a call came in, and the little boy, Xia Hai, picked up the call with familiarity.
"Hey, Xia Hai, what are you doing?"
"Baby, I'm just thinking about you."
"Bah, scumbag. You've said the same thing to Lucy in the next class."
"Of course not. I've only said that to you. If I'm lying, my dad will be struck by lightning."
"Why wouldn't you be the one struck by lightning?"
"If I'm struck by lightning, who will love you and take care of you?"
"Hehe, you only know how to use flowery words to trick me."
"Baby, why would I lie to you? I remember there's a pretty good lollipop near the kindergarten. Let's go eat it tomorrow. You know, I haven't seen you for half a day. "
"Okay."
… …
Hearing these words, Nangong Wu, Su Mei, Jiang Yaru, and the rest's mouths twitched. Just how many little girls did he flirt with to become so proficient in it? Sweet words and honeyed words seemed to have become second nature to him.
"Mom, transfer some money to me. I'm going on a date with my girlfriend tomorrow."
Xia Hai blinked and stretched his hand out to Su Mei, asking for money.
"Go away, I don't have money."
Su Mei patted the boy's hand. How old was he? He already knew how to date a girlfriend?
Xia Hai blinked. "Mom, can you help me find a kindergarten tomorrow? I saw a cute little girl in the kindergarten next door. She has big eyes and a ponytail. I want to get to know her."
"Don't even think about it. Study hard. How old are you? You're already thinking about puppy love."
Su Mei said snappily.
… …
At this moment, on top of a mountain, a little boy wearing open-crotch pants stood at the top of the mountain with a sad look on his face.
"Little sister, you have to remember, these brats are all finished. They don't have any future prospects. They either fight all day, play everywhere, or pick up girls. Only I, your big brother, am mature and steady. It looks like this family will have to rely on me, Xia Yu, in the future." Xia Yu stood with his hands behind his back.
"But Big Brother, Mommy said that you were very naughty when you were three years old. You rode Uncle Kun Peng and ran around. I don't know how many things you broke at home." The three-year-old lolita, Xia Ling, blinked her eyes.
"Hmph, you said it yourself. That was when I was three years old. You should know that I'm five years old now. I've grown up. Things are different now. I won't do something like that again."
Xia Yu revealed a mature expression, showing that he's already a five-year-old adult, and he's no longer a three-year-old kid.
Dong!
As soon as he finished speaking, a rubber ball flew over and accurately hit Xia Yu's head. Then, a brat shouted, "Big Brother, come down! I'll definitely defeat you today!"
Blinking her eyes, Xia Ling looked at her brother, Xia Yu.
"Foolish child. Do you think a five-year-old adult like me will fall for such a small trick like goading me into doing something? It's useless, I won't be provoked so easily. "
Xia Yu stood with his hands behind his back and remained unmoved.
Dong! But before he could finish speaking, another watermelon flew over and smashed into Xia Yu's head, shattering it into pieces.
Xia Ling was instantly shocked.
The child continued to shout, "Big Brother, are you afraid? Hurry up and come down. This time, I've practiced a new martial technique. I'll definitely defeat you. "
"Little Sister, don't worry. Don't be angry. I won't be easily provoked. Do you think you can anger me by smashing a few watermelons? You're underestimating the cultivation of a five-year-old adult. I've already reached the realm of being immovable like a mountain. My heart is as calm as a deep lake, and my cultivation is unfathomable like an enlightened monk. "
Xia Yu was calm and composed. Although the watermelon juice was still flowing down his head, he still had a calm expression.
"As expected of Big Brother. You're too powerful."
Xia Ling prostrated herself in admiration. As expected of her five-year-old brother. His self-restraint wasn't something a three-year-old could compare to. He was too mature and wouldn't be provoked by a mere provocation.
She looked at her brother with admiration.
Whoosh!
But at that moment, Xia Yue and Xia Feng missed, and a huge black rock smashed towards Xia Yu's head at an extremely fast speed. Moreover, the angle of the rock was extremely accurate as it smashed towards Xia Yu's head.
"Again?!"
Seeing this scene, Xia Yu flew into a rage. "This is intolerable. Do you really think that your big brother doesn't have a temper? I can throw anything at you. You bunch of bastards, just you wait. Today, I'll let you know what it means to have your butts blossom."
Boom!
In an instant, he punched through the air and smashed the huge black rock. It disintegrated in mid-air, instantly turning into dust.
With a few swishing sounds, he leaped down from the top of the mountain. He was going to settle the score with those kids who provoked him.
"Haha, Big Brother, you're finally down."
"Come, Big Brother will show you how powerful I am."
"Eat my Black Tiger Steals the Heart!"
In an instant, the dozen kids on the beach became a group. Each of them was like a humanoid dragon. Their strength was terrifying, and their speed was unimaginable.
The entire beach was filled with a foul atmosphere, and explosions could be heard everywhere. The sea in the distance was shaken to the sky.
"What should we do?"
Seeing this scene, Tu Linglong was speechless.
"Forget it. Let them fight. This is a daily occurrence."
Qing Luan said helplessly.
In fact, this group of kids had been fighting ever since they were born. It would be news if they didn't fight for a day.
"Look, Dad is back."
At this moment, Xia Yu shouted. He noticed that a figure had suddenly appeared on the sea in the distance. A mature man walked over from the sea as though he was walking on flat ground. It was as though the power between heaven and earth had made way for him.
This man was Xia Ping.
"It's really Dad. Dad is back."
"Hurry, hurry over. Dad must have brought back a lot of good stuff."
"Dad, you're back."
A group of little boys and lolis rushed up and pounced on Xia Ping. Some hugged Xia Ping's thighs, some hugged his hands, and some jumped on his head and shoulders. They surrounded him.
"You little guys, have you been obedient these few days? Did you fight?"
Xia Ping patted the heads of these little guys.
"Yes, of course we're obedient."
"Right, we're good kids. We won't fight."
The group of kids said in unison.
"It's good that you're obedient. This time, I entered the Primal Chaos and caught a Chaos Octopus. It tastes pretty good. I can barbecue it."
Xia Ping smiled.
"Chaos Octopus? What a strange creature. "
"I still prefer the Rainbow Exquisite Fruit that Dad brought back last time."
"No, the Yin Yang Whale is still the best. Its meat is delicious."
"No, no, no. The Heaven Devouring Crocodile is more delicious."
The group of kids talked at once.
"Alright, if I catch it next time, I'll bring it all back for you. Let's have dinner first."
Xia Ping brought these little guys back.
At night, they held an open-air dinner. The moonlight shone down, and it was quiet and peaceful. It was as though this moment had turned into eternity.
…
The book ended.
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