"Cough, cough."
Hearing that, Xia Ping coughed. "I see. I was a little worried that you guys would have psychological problems after not going online for so long. I didn't expect you guys to have reached the level of a monk. Looks like I underestimated you guys."
"Master, you're being too serious. It's just the internet. It's not that I can't do without it, it's that the internet can't do without us."
Tan Menglu waved her hand, indicating that she was no longer the girl who was addicted to the internet. After four years of being disconnected from the internet, she had already seen through the world. It was nothing without the internet.
"Hehe, it's just the internet. Without Butcher Zhang, you won't be able to eat pigs?!"
Chong Xiaoqian said in disdain. She had already adapted to the world without the internet.
As a king, her self-control was extremely strong.
"That's good. After all, we might have to stay here for a few thousand years. Looks like you guys have adapted to the world without the internet. I'm relieved." Xia Ping was very satisfied.
Just as Xia Ping finished speaking, Chong Xiaoqian and Tan Menglu fell to the ground. They seemed to be unable to take it anymore. Their eyes rolled back and they foamed at the mouth.
They fell to the ground and kept convulsing.
"It's over. Big Sister Menglu is going to die."
"Sister Xiaoqian's mind is severely injured. She's in danger."
"Pinch her philtrum. Quick, pinch her philtrum."
When the Gaia lolis saw this, they immediately screamed and panicked. They pinched their philtrum and gave them mouth-to-mouth resuscitation before they were saved.
"Sob sob, why did you save me? In a world without the internet, I'd rather die."
At this moment, Tan Menglu woke up and wailed, "Bastard master, do you know how I've been living for the past four years? It's been like a year. This is hell, no, a place even scarier than hell.
In this godforsaken place, there are no games to play, no newbies to abuse, and no netizens to brag. Who doesn't know that netizens are all geniuses?
I've been looking at the blue sky and white clouds for four years. I'm sick of it. Now you're telling me that I have to watch for a few thousand years? You might as well just kill me. You're a demon. "
"Regent, let us go back. This is a godforsaken place. I don't want to be a king anymore. I can abdicate my throne to you." Chong Xiaoqian hugged Xia Ping's leg and cried.
"This!"
The corner of Xia Ping's mouth twitched. Not only did the four years of disconnection not solve their addiction, it even worsened their condition.
"Didn't you say that you don't need the internet?"
Xia Ping said.
"Bullsh * t, it's all bullsh * t. In fact, without the Internet, every day feels like a year. I can't even stand a second."
Tan Menglu expressed that she wasn't going to act pretentious anymore. She had been bragging just now.
"That's right, I can testify. Sister Menglu used to eat over a hundred tons a day, but now she's only eating 99.9 tons. She's in a bad mood and is starving."
Chong Xiaoqian raised her hand to testify.
"I can tell."
Xia Ping was speechless.
"That's why we should hurry back. What kind of bullsh * t universe is this? There's no internet or games. It's not good at all." Tan Menglu and Chong Xiaoqian looked at Xia Ping helplessly.
"It's hard to go back. That spacetime tunnel is currently occupied by Evil God Universe's Evil God. I can't go back in a short period of time." Xia Ping found an excuse because he hadn't completed his plan. How could he want to go back so quickly?
"We're dead. We're completely dead."
Chong Xiaoqian and Tan Meng Lu lay limply on the ground. Their faces were ashen, and they seemed to have no strength left in them.
"But it isn't like there's no way."
Just at that moment, Xia Ping changed the topic.
"Way? What way? "
Chong Xiaoqian and Tan Meng Lu opened their eyes wide and stared at Xia Ping.
"That is to open a new spacetime tunnel to connect Evil God Universe and Hell World. That way, we can avoid Evil God's surveillance and enter Evil God Universe and Hell World freely."
Xia Ping gave them an idea.
"Then, what are we waiting for? Let's open it up."
Tan Meng Lu's eyes lit up and she was a little eager.
"Right, it is just digging a spacetime tunnel. My Black Hole Bug race is good at digging spacetime tunnels. This is just a small matter for Black Hole Bugs."
Chong Xiaoqian shouted. She expressed that this was the talent of her race and it was just a small matter.
"No, you guys are too weak. The distance between universes is very far. Moreover, there are chaotic currents that can obliterate all matter. At the very least, you have to advance to the Primordial Saint Realm, or even the Primordial Saint Realm to be able to do this."
Xia Ping shook his head.
"Then, let's advance."
"Right, even if we die, we have to dig a spacetime tunnel."
"Whoever dares to stop us from going online, we will kill them."
Chong Xiaoqian and Tan Meng Lu gritted their teeth and gave off a vengeful aura.
"Right, we can help too."
The few Gaia lolis shouted too.
"Me too."
Little Gold cheered from the side.
When he saw that, Xia Ping's mouth twitched. Before this, he had thought of many ways to make the few of them cultivate hard but no matter what he did, it was to no avail.
If they weren't eating and sleeping, they were playing games.
But now, for the sake of going online, the few of them were totally crazy. It was as if they had unprecedented motivation and wanted to raise their strength.
Truthfully speaking, he wasn't lying.
In truth, Evil God Universe was in a state of destruction and there were spacetime wormholes everywhere. Using these wormholes, one could head to other universes.
But to head to other universes, the most important thing was the spacetime tunnel. Without a stable and hidden spacetime tunnel, one would be wiped out by the chaotic energy currents.
He didn't have time to do such things and there was no need. After all, he could use the spacetime tunnel that Evil God opened at any time.
But if Chong Xiaoqian and Tan Meng Lu were willing to help and had the strength to help, naturally, it would be better to open up a new, hidden spacetime tunnel.
That way, even if he destroyed the spacetime tunnel that Evil God built, he could use other tunnels to enter Evil God Universe. Moreover, it would be safer that way.
It was like opening a back door to Evil God Universe.
Moreover, the Black Hole Worm did have such strength, especially the Black Hole Worm King. Her talent was unprecedented and after merging with the Hell Golden Crow Demon God bloodline, it totally changed her talents. She could definitely open a spacetime tunnel in the chaotic space.
But in the past, she spent all her time gaming and wasted her talent.
But if she cultivated again because of this matter, she would definitely be able to raise her cultivation quickly.
Moreover, Xia Ping had large amounts of Time Fruits, Space Fruits, World Fruits, etc. They could increase their strength quickly.
"Since that is the case, then I will leave this to you."
Xia Ping smiled.
"Don't worry, it is just a spacetime tunnel. We will deal with it quickly."
Chong Xiaoqian, Tan Meng Lu and the few other lolis shouted loudly and they were filled with confidence.
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