"Master Wu, since you don't want to kill us, why don't you let us go? Leave us some leeway so that we can meet again in the future." A member of the Peacock Clan shouted. He wanted to take the opportunity to ask Xia Ping to release him. In order to avoid hostility, he even addressed Xia Ping as Master Wu.
"That's right. If you let us go, I can swear to the heavens that I will never cause trouble for you in this life. I will avoid you whenever I see you." The Bear Clan and the others swore to the heavens, wanting to use a vicious oath to appease Xia Ping.
However, to them, making an oath was as easy as drinking water. Once they escaped, they would immediately turn hostile.
Of course, they would definitely not make a move in order to abide by the agreement. However, who said that they couldn't ask for help? They immediately asked the elders of their clan to cut this damned bald donkey into pieces to take revenge.
"Why are you in such a hurry?"
Xia Ping waved his hand. "Although this poor monk is magnanimous and has forgiven you a long time ago, the death penalty can be spared, but you can't escape punishment, understand?"
"What, what do you want?" The elites of the Peacock Clan immediately felt that something was wrong. According to this bastard's methods, how could they get away with it so easily?
"Do you know why I'm so strong? How can I fight so many of you alone? "
Xia Ping first asked a question.
"Why? Is it because of treasures, cultivation techniques, comprehension, talent, or something else? " The elites of the Peacock Clan were also curious. Although they were unwilling, they had to admit that Xia Ping's strength was terrifying.
One had to know that most of them were cultivators at the Returning Nature Realm. Facing a puny Golden Core Realm, it should be easy. Who would have thought that this monk would be so powerful? He was not human at all.
To be honest, they were also curious about how Wu Wudi became so strong. If they could know a thing or two, it might be of great benefit.
All of them pricked up their ears, wanting to hear what Xia Ping had to say.
"No, these are not the main reasons. The reason why I'm so strong is because I'm bald."
Xia Ping said seriously.
Bald?!
The elites of the Peacock Clan were dumbfounded. They looked at Xia Ping and didn't know what to say. What kind of bullsh * t reason was that? Did he think they were three-year-old children that could be easily deceived?!
"This Penniless Monk will tell you a truth of the world. Only by becoming bald can you become stronger. This is an eternal truth of the universe. If you don't become bald, you won't be able to become stronger."
Xia Ping looked up to the sky and sighed, "The reason why you are so weak is because of the hair on your body. Each hair represents a strand of trouble. The Buddha says that there are three thousand strands of trouble, and each strand is better than the last.
With so much hair and so many worries on his body, it was as if he was carrying a huge mountain on his back. Walking was difficult and tiring at every turn. How could he cultivate to become strong like this?
If you can shave off all the hair on your body, it means that you have gotten rid of the three thousand strands of worry. You will throw away all the worries in your mind, and your mind will be in an ethereal state. This way, no matter what you do, you will get twice the result with half the effort. "
He had a holy expression on his face, like an enlightened monk.
"Bullshit!"
One of the Fire Bear Tribe warriors cursed, "Who doesn't know that you Luohan people are born bald? But there aren't many who are as strong as you. You're just making things up. Who would believe your nonsense?"
After all, he was a handsome Fire Bear. His red hair was the kind that glowed. With his beautiful hair, he had seduced countless young ladies from the Fire Bear Tribe.
If he was bald and didn't have his hair, could he still pick up girls in the future? Would he still be a handsome bear?! Which female bear would take a fancy to a bear without hair?
"Amitabha. Benefactor, you are too obsessed. Your body is just a bag of skin. After you die, you will only be a pile of bones."
Xia Ping said, "Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva once made a great vow — — If hell is not empty, I will not become a Buddha. This poor monk is unbeatable in martial arts and also made a great vow — — If the world is bald, I will not become a Buddha.
If everyone is bald, people will not judge people by their appearance. Only then will they reveal their original appearance. Only then will they be able to meet each other sincerely and understand each other. The world of baldies is a world of true love and peace. "
He spoke passionately, describing his ambitions.
"Scram, scram without stopping. I will not go bald even if I die."
"Shameless bald donkey, don't show off here."
"If you want to go bald, just go bald yourself. Why do you have to force others against their will?"
The people from the Peacock race spat at Xia Ping. They had never seen such a shameless bald donkey. It was fine if he went bald, but he wanted all living beings in the universe to go bald with him. He was simply perverted, the kind that wanted to take revenge on society.
"It seems like all of you haven't gained enlightenment. Forget it, this poor monk already knew this. I will help you this once. After all, if I don't go to hell, who will?"
Xia Ping's eyes revealed a savage glint.
"Stop, bald donkey, stop right now."
"I am a warrior from the Fire Bear race. Is it right to not have hair? Who doesn't know that my Fire Bear race is rough because we have too much hair? "
"Devil, this bald donkey is a devil. Does he know that I am from the Peacock race? Is a peacock still a peacock without feathers? He is just a featherless bird. Damn bald donkey, I will fight it out with you. "
"Save me! Is there anyone who can stop this devil? My Antelope race cannot be plucked. Is a featherless antelope still an antelope? This is too much. Killing is just a matter of nodding one's head. "
"Wu Wudi, my Water Tiger race is absolutely irreconcilable with you. Goddammit, my tail was chopped off by this bastard just because there was a bit of hair on my tail. He is inhumane."
The elites of the Western Cosmos cried out in pain. Their faces turned green. They were all tough men. Even if they were tortured, they wouldn't frown or shed a single tear.
But after having all their hair shaved off, they cried out in pain. They felt like they were better off dead than alive. It was as if they had been defiled. Their chastity was gone. There was nothing more sorrowful than a dead heart.
When Qing Luan and Tu Linglong saw this scene, they felt that Xia Ping was too cruel. Those who saw it would feel sad and those who heard it would cry.
Looking at the Peacock race warriors, they were originally covered in colorful feathers. They were extremely resplendent and were known as the nobility of birds. Even from ten miles away, one could feel their nobility. They were high and mighty, beautiful and moving.
But now, all their feathers were gone. They were like vultures, incomparably miserable.
Looking at the Fire Bear race warriors, they were originally covered in scarlet fur that burned like flames. They were as dazzling as fireworks. They were majestic and mighty, and their auras were terrifying.
But now, all their feathers were gone. They were all curled up and didn't have the face to see anyone. They were even worse than black bears. They were like mangy bears.
The Antelope race warriors were the most miserable. Their selling point was their smooth and clean white fur. They were like lotus flowers on a snowy mountain, high and mighty, incomparably pure and holy.
With a casual step, their fur would fly up. It was as if they had been washed, smooth and soft.
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