"You want to hand over all the valuable things?" Xia Chen asked seriously. Since he was bored and wanted to stall for time, he decided to play with this idiot robber.
"Nonsense, hurry up, don't think that I don't dare to stab you. My Pig Slaughtering Knife is stained with too much blood, cooperate with me!" The robber shouted impatiently.
"Actually, I also want to hand over all the valuable things, but that's impossible, because a genius like me doesn't have anything worthless on me. Even a strand of my hair is a priceless treasure!" Xia Zhi sighed: "Hey, how about I give you a strand of hair?"
"Are you f * cking playing with me?" The robber was enraged and waved his Pig Slaughtering Knife, "Do you really want me to chop you to death? I'm not afraid to tell you that I chopped one to death a few days ago and threw it on the mountain. No one knows. If I were to chop you to death, no one would know either! "
There were mountains everywhere here, and there was basically no one around. If someone died on the mountain, it would be difficult for anyone to discover it in a short period of time. However, with the development of this place, it would definitely be discovered in the future.
"Hey, actually, I don't think you're a qualified robber. I was wondering where you got that stocking. Didn't you notice that it was very transparent? It's useless for you to wear your stockings. I can even see a black mole on your face! "Xia Chen said lazily.
"You're the f * cking idiot!" The robber roared, "Don't you know that seeing me like this is a dead end? Can't you pretend not to know when you see me like this? Can't you call the police to arrest me when you get out? You're f * cking stupid to say it now. You dare to say that I'm an idiot? F * ck, you city people are the f * cking idiots. You can have a good life, but you insist on coming to this poor mountain valley to make trouble. You're born to be cheap! "
Xia Chen looked at the robber in surprise, "Actually, I'm not a city person, but you don't seem to like city people. Hey, did some city person come here to seduce your wife?"
"Shut the f * ck up!" The robber finally couldn't take it anymore and rushed towards Xia Chen with his Pig Slaughtering Knife.
Xia Chen leisurely retreated, and as he retreated, he said, "Sigh, if your wife is really taken away, I suggest you go rob the woman behind me. Look, her face, her figure, your wife definitely can't compare to even a ten thousandth of her."
As he spoke, Xia Chen had already retreated to Ye Yumei's side, and the robber with the Pig Slaughtering Knife also rushed in front of Xia Chen. Then, he was immediately stunned.
Ding!
The Pig Slaughtering Knife fell to the ground. Ye Yumei's beauty was undoubtedly a powerful weapon, causing the robber to throw his weapon away.
"She's not a fairy, she's a witch.
"She's not a fairy, she's a witch." Xia corrected him from the side.
Fairies wanted to worship them when they saw them, and witches wanted to throw themselves at them when they saw them. Of course, this was for ordinary people. For summer, no matter if they were fairies or witches, as long as they were beauties, they should throw themselves at them.
"Fairy, y-you can be my wife … Ugh!" However, before he could finish his words, he let out a short scream and fell on his back. A small stone pierced through his throat, causing him to die on the spot.
Suddenly, there was a hint of blood in the air. This robber with a butcher's knife had finally lost his life.
However, Xia Chen was a little unhappy. He stared at Ye Yumei and said, "Hey, why did you kill him? I was bored, and I finally found someone to play with, but you killed him! "
She retreated a hundred meters and sat cross-legged on a large rock. She continued to meditate, but it was unknown if she was cultivating or controlling her emotions.
"Looks like I have to teach you a lesson. Do you know that killing is wrong? "Let me tell you, this isn't your hometown. You can't casually kill people here, you have to go to jail for killing people here …" For someone who didn't understand summer, hearing him say these words might be very normal. After all, what he said was not wrong, but a person who knew summer well would definitely want to smash him to death if they heard him say these words. This guy actually had the nerve to say that killing was not right, killing was against the law? He had killed quite a few people himself, right?
Ye Yumei also wanted to seal Xia Chen's mouth. How many people had this little bastard killed before? How could he be so shameless to this extent?
After educating Ye Yumei for a while, he realized that Ye Yumei still didn't have any reaction. Xia Chen was a little depressed: "This witch really can't be taught, she's only suitable for pushing down. Talking so much nonsense to her, I might as well just push her down."
"Sigh, that's right, I suddenly remembered something. You can also be considered an Immortal cultivator, and now that you Immortal cultivators are killing people randomly, it just so happens that I'm in charge of it. Do you think I should capture you, lock you up in a small black room, and spank you a thousand times a day?" Xia Chen thought about it and said, not to mention, strictly speaking, this matter was really under his control. The dark group and the dragon group were forming a special group to specifically target the cultivators, and Xia Chen was nominally the leader of this special group.
Unfortunately, Ye Yumei still didn't say anything. It seemed like she was planning to use silence to fight against everything.
"Are you kidding me? I've become mute!" Xia Chen was a little depressed. Couldn't this damned woman say a few words to him?
In the end, Xia Chen continued to move forward, while Ye Yumei followed behind him at a leisurely pace.
"Hubby, the demoness is here. Guess if it's a big demoness or a little demoness … …" Hubby, the demoness is here. Guess if it's a little demoness or a big demoness … "A moving voice sounded even more crisp and melodious in this somewhat empty mountain area.
Xia Chen was stunned. What was going on? Why did the little demoness come?
However, a few seconds later, he realized that this was the ringtone of his cell phone. Just the day before yesterday, before he came to Qingfeng Mountain, the little demoness had changed his cell phone ringtone.
This time, the ringtone of the cell phone did not completely cancel Qiao Qiao's ringtone. The ringtone of the cell phone was still there, but only when Qiao Qiao called could he hear the ringtone. Now that every wife called in the summer, the ringtone would be different, and the little demoness had collected everyone's voices, so he basically only needed to listen to the ringtone to know who was calling.
"Little demoness, is there something you need from me?" Xia Zhi quickly answered the phone and casually asked.
"Hubby, are you alright?" The little demoness asked with concern.
"Of course I'm fine. What's wrong?" Xia Xia felt that the little demoness' question was a bit abrupt.
"Since you're fine, then hubby, why did you only walk a few kilometers after walking for half a day?" The little demoness quickly said.
"Oh, I'm taking a walk." Xia Zhi replied with a serious expression.
"Hubby, you're so boring!" The little demoness yawned, "Forget it, I'm bored too. I'm going to play!"
"Wait!" Xia Zhi hurriedly called out to the little demoness, "Wife, I'm really bored right now, but I can only walk slowly. Do you have any way to make me less bored?"
"It's not like there's no other way. Hubby, don't you have a cell phone? You can use your phone to play games! "The little demoness quickly said.
"But I don't seem to know how to play!" Xia Chen was a little depressed. This had never been his strong suit.
"Hubby, you'll know when you play. Even a three-year-old child will know." The little demoness yawned again. "Since hubby is fine, then I'll hang up first!"
After the little demoness finished speaking, she hung up the phone and didn't call again in the summer. Then, she started to ponder over the phone game as she walked. After pondering for a long time, he finally discovered something that made him very depressed. He didn't know how to play the so-called game that even a three-year-old child could play, and when he was about to call the little demoness again, he discovered something even more depressing. His phone was out of battery!
The fact that his phone was out of battery wasn't the most depressing thing. The most depressing thing was that he couldn't charge it right now. It wasn't that he didn't bring a charger, but that there was no place to charge it nearby.
"Looks like I still have to go to Mu Yang County as soon as possible!" He suddenly realized that after living in the city for a few months, he was starting to get used to life without a cell phone. As soon as his cell phone ran out of battery, he wanted to charge it immediately. Otherwise, what if his wife was in a hurry to find him?
Although he was still wearing a watch from the dark group, not every wife could contact him in this way.
Thinking of this, Xia Xia shouted at Ye Yumei, "Hey, big steamed bun, let's hurry up. We'll spend the night in Mu Yang County tonight."
As he spoke, he quickened his pace. Of course, he didn't increase his speed to its maximum. Thus, just as the sky turned dark, he arrived at Mu Yang County.
Although Yun Qing was in Mu Yang County, he did not immediately look for her in the summer. Instead, he went to the East Ascension Hotel first. He planned to get a room first.
"Give me a room." Xia said to the waiter.
Ye Yumei, who had been silent all this while, suddenly replied, "Two rooms."
"Just one." Xia Zhi immediately said.
"Two!" Ye Yumei said coldly.
The waiter felt a little dizzy. "Sir, do you want one room or two rooms?"
"I only want a room. If she still wants one, let her book a room herself." Xia Chen lazily said, then looked at Ye Yumei with a gloating expression, "Hey, you don't seem to have any money on you, do you?"
Ye Yumei did not bring any money with her, she did not even bring anything with her, but she did bring something in the summer. At least in the eyes of others, she even brought a small travel bag with her, which could still hold some clothes.
Ye Yumei finally stopped talking, but the waiter became even more dizzy. These two were too strange, were they lovers or not?
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