Lin Wanrong blinked a couple of times and was overjoyed. "Oh, Brother Gao, you actually brought all these treasures with you. Little brother admires you. "
"Of course." Gao Qiu boasted shamelessly. "These treasures are essential for traveling and traveling the Jianghu. What brother Lin has on you is definitely not less than mine, hehe! "
Lin Wanrong beamed with joy and took out a paper bag from her bosom. It was much bigger than the one in Gao Qiu's hand. "I'm ashamed, I'm ashamed. I didn't expect Brother Gao to see through me on the spot. You know, I'm a flower, I rely on it to manage my home. Walking the Jianghu, the reason I am able to stand tall, apart from my peerless martial arts, is because of them. Ai, such a good thing, I really can't bear to use it! "
The two of them laughed sinisterly, causing Hu Bugui to be taken aback. He stared at the paper bag for a long time, puzzled. "Brother Gao, what is this, you say it's a treasure?"
"Of course it's a treasure! Don't underestimate this paper bag, it's the favor of a young hero, the nightmare of a heroine, a treasure that can't be obtained even with a thousand pieces of gold. " Gao Qiu's expression was serious, slowly unwrapping the paper bag. Inside were dozens of small medicine packets. "See, this is called 'What a big stick of firewood', this is called 'A lady takes off her clothes', and this is a good knockout drug. These are the real thing, the amount is sufficient, you can't even buy them in the capital's old and famous shops without an acquaintance. "
Hu Bugui sweated profusely, looking at Lin Wanrong. "General, the things in your hands, are they also these drugs?"
"Brother Hu, don't you know what kind of person I am?! Drugs for prostitution, that's something that only despicable people would do. " Lin Wanrong straightened her face and said seriously, "What I have in my hands are all interesting boudoir items that only decent people would use. Look at this, it's called 'Vigorous Diamond Pill' — what a proper name. It comes from the same source as the 'Vigorous Diamond Finger'! This small pill's effect is equivalent to the two packets in brother Gao's hands. You only need to use one every night, it's highly effective and long-lasting, solving all your worries. And this was called the Joyous Maiden Song. Even though the name was a little vulgar, its effects were even more vulgar. Eat it, no matter if you are a chaste woman, even if you are a wild horse or a wolf. Will return to nature, singing joyfully every night. Just these two things alone had brought joy and joy to countless heroes. Compared to them, the rest of the knockout drugs and laxatives here, alas, I'm too embarrassed to recommend them to you! "
The aphrodisiacs of Official Lin sounded even more powerful than those of Old Gao. Hu Bugui was drenched in sweat. After a long time, he carefully asked, "General, Brother Gao, are you going to use the miraculous medicine in your hands to deal with the Hu?"
Lin Wanrong nodded his head and sighed, "I also can't bear to part with such a good thing. I haven't even had the time to find a few noble young ladies to try it out, but I've already given it to the Hu people. How hateful. However, for the sake of China's national security, I'm willing to sacrifice my chastity, let alone a little powder. Whether it's aphrodisiacs, laxatives or knockout drugs, let the Hu people have a taste of it, let them know the power of China. "
General Lin spoke with righteousness and indignation, his heroic spirit filled Hu Bugui with admiration. After hesitating for a long time, he finally opened his mouth to say, "General has made such a sacrifice for China, it's really admirable. But although this medicine is good, how do we use it? How can we sneak up to the Turkic camp without them noticing? "
Seeing Gao Qiu's lewd smile, it seemed that he already had a card up his sleeve. Lin Wanrong said with a smile, "Brother Gao, why don't you explain your wonderful plan."
I didn't think that there would be a day that I, Old Gao, would become a military adviser. Gao Qiu's face was flushed with excitement, pointing to the vast lake in the distance. "Sneak up to the Turkic camp?! Simple, isn't there a natural path here? "
Hu Bugui looked at the vast lake, suddenly understanding, "Brother Gao, you're saying, we'll swim over."
Gao Qiu nodded. "Many of our brothers in the army came from Lake Weishan and Zhejiang, there are many who are good swimmers. We can choose eight hundred to ten thousand people to quietly swim to the side of the Hu camp, and hide in the water. Then we can choose a group of capable and agile people to sneak into the Hu camp, and put drugs in their cauldrons and kettles, knockout drugs, aphrodisiacs, hehe. Those who take the knockout drugs will be better off, at most they'll fall asleep. As for those who are unlucky and take the aphrodisiac, Old Hu, you should have heard about it. There are no women here, when the time comes, the Turkic people will be so hot that even if they don't know how to swim, they will still jump into the lake. Our brothers in the water will be able to pick them up! When the time is right, the eight thousand brothers will charge in at once, won't the Hu people be completely eliminated? "
It really was vicious. Hu Bugui sucked in a breath of cold air. There were no women in the Hu army, what would happen if hundreds of people were to be drugged at the same time? Just thinking about it made him look forward to it!
Although Gao Qiu's plan seemed laughable, it was not aimless. Swimming into the water, sneaking in, secretly poisoning, who knew how many battles had been fought since ancient times. Old Gao was just applying what he had learned.
"Then it's decided." Lin Wanrong said, "Brother Hu, go and choose the brothers who are good swimmers. As for the people who sneak in to poison them, they need to be quick-witted, brave and resourceful, and not bother two people for the same thing. Brother Gao, please do it yourself. Anyway, you have more experience in using drugs, and have experimented on many heroic women. "
"Brother Lin, what are you talking about." Gao Qiu smiled shyly. "I have always relied on virtue to win people over, with emotions as the main factor, and drugs as the auxiliary."
Old Gao's skin is almost as thick as mine. Lin Wanrong laughed heartily, patting him on the shoulder.
Hu Bugui pondered for a moment, then suddenly shook his head. "Aiya, there's a flaw! Brother Gao, I'm afraid that your plan will fail. "
"Why?!" Gao Qiu suddenly tensed up. It was not easy for him to come up with such an idea, he did not want it to be so easily rejected. Otherwise, where would he hide his face?
"Brother Gao's medicine is very good." Hu Bugui suppressed his laughter. "If there are no females in the Hu camp, then our plan will be successful. But I suddenly thought of something that will ruin your plan — — although there are no females there, there are thousands of mares!! "
Old Hu, this beast, really amazed the world with a single brilliant feat. The three of them looked at each other. After a moment of silence, they suddenly burst into laughter that soared to the sky.
… …
The bright crescent moon hung high in the night sky, its face obscured by a few dark clouds. The faint silver light shone over the desert grasslands, making it incomparably cold. There was a bonfire beside the Turks' tents, and several large pots were emitting hot steam. It was unknown what was being cooked, but a faint fragrance filled the grasslands.
Several hundred ink-coloured dots were slowly moving in the middle of the lake, like pieces of floating dead branches, so light that it was almost inaudible. With the help of the heavens, the breeze on the grasslands was blowing from the south to the north, saving the soldiers a lot of energy. The surface of the lake was cold, but the water was warm. After swimming for half an hour, the hundreds of people were only slightly panting.
"Brother Lin, are you really known as the great tiger of the land, the little white dragon of the river?" Seeing General Lin freely stretching, sometimes dog paddling, sometimes swimming backwards, sometimes swimming like a butterfly, the waves sliding past him, Li Wuling expended a great deal of effort to barely keep up with him, panting heavily.
Lin Wanrong nodded with a smile. "How can it be fake? I never lie, everyone knows that. Hey, little Li, where did you learn to swim from, dog paddling is pretty good! "
This was not a compliment, although Li Wuling was young, his swimming skills were not bad. To be able to follow behind Lin Wanrong, it was impossible without some real skills. No wonder he risked his life to squeeze into the first wave of people to swim. On the contrary, Gao Qiu, who was full of vigor before entering the water, made Lin Wanrong's jaw drop. Gao Qiu's dog paddling after falling into the water was too horrible to look at, his butt almost sticking up to the sky. Fortunately, his martial arts skills were high, so although his posture was not elegant, he did not fall behind.
Never lie? Pfft! Li Wuling automatically omitted the first part of his sentence and said with a chuckle, "Isn't it just swimming? In the capital, no one can swim better than me. Which of the rivers and lakes in the capital have I not swum before? This year, on the fifteenth of the first month, when you came to the capital to see me, I had just finished swimming. "
Brag, you even know how to swim in winter! Lin Wanrong chuckled and shook his head nonchalantly.
"That's right, Brother Lin, do you remember the lantern you picked up on the river on the fifteenth of the first month?" Li Wuling looked at him mysteriously, "Hehe, do you know who put it there?"
With this mention, Lin Wanrong remembered, the goddess lantern with the poem on it, he still did not know which young lady put it there.
"What, do you know?" Lin Wanrong asked curiously.
"I say, Brother Lin. How can you be so stupid?! " Li Wuling chuckled, "Think about it, how many people in the capital have that kind of talent, that kind of skillful hands?"
"It's Miss Xu!" Lin Wanrong suddenly understood, a strange feeling welled up in his heart. So on the first day I came to the capital, I picked up Xu Zhiqing's lantern, it's just that I didn't know. The affairs of life were really wonderful.
Li Wuling chuckled, "There is something that will surprise you even more. Let me tell you, when you picked up the lantern, my Aunt Xu was watching from the crowd and remembered your face — "
"What?!" Lin Wanrong was so shocked that his mouth couldn't close. He nearly choked on the lake water, "That means, Miss Xu knew me from the start? Aiya, did she arrange for me to hide from the rain in the Reclining Buddha Temple? So she was the one who spied on me, but she even shot an arrow at me — "
Li Wuling chuckled, "I don't know about that, you can ask Aunt Xu when you return."
So this lass is a schemer, to think that she hid it from me for so long. Thinking of Miss Xu's tearful face before he left, Lin Wanrong felt warmth in his heart.
"Pay attention, slow down." They were less than a hundred zhang away from the shore, and the Turkic tents and bonfires could be seen clearly. There were also a few sentries patrolling the area. Lin Wanrong quickly kept his thoughts to himself and whispered an order to the people behind him.
The few hundred people stopped skiing and used the wind to slowly move forward. As they got closer to the Hu tents, they could finally see the situation clearly. The Turks clearly didn't expect that the Chinese would descend from the heavens and swim across the lake. Their tents were by the lakeside, and the other three sides were patrolled by sentries. Only the side closest to the lake was the least guarded, with only a single person assigned to guard it.
Not far from the lakeside, several large pots had been set up using thick sticks, and a bonfire was blazing. A fragrant aroma wafted into the air, but it was hard to tell what they were cooking. Further away, a makeshift stable had been set up using thick wood, and tens of thousands of Turkic horses were nestled within. Several hundred Turks were circling the warhorses, as though they were counting their numbers.
As they got closer, the light from the bonfire illuminated the surface of the water with a crimson glow. The stubbled cheeks of the Turkic roaming sentries by the lake were clearly visible.
"Silence." Lin Wanrong waved his hands and held his breath. The few hundred people swimming in the lake instantly stopped moving.
Li Wuling swam to his side and whispered, "Brother Lin, I've counted. There's a total of five hundred Hu, less than six hundred."
This number was roughly the same as what Lin Wanrong had estimated. Nodding his head, he pulled Gao Qiu over and asked, "Brother Gao, do you see the Turkic sentries? We're about five hundred feet away from him. How confident are you that we can kill him without making a sound? "
"A hundred percent!" Gao Qiu was brimming with confidence.
"Alright!" Lin Wanrong ordered lightly, "Li Wuling, bring two brothers who are good swimmers to cover Brother Gao. Remember, you mustn't let the sentries notice us. "
The barbarians were right in front of them. They had never done such an exciting thing before. Li Wuling responded excitedly and found two soldiers who were good at swimming. They pulled Gao Qiu along and slowly dived down. Four thin hollow bamboo sticks were slightly above the surface of the water. They were like fishing floats, slowly moving with the wind.
The Turkic sentries sat on a rock, and in his hands, there was a piece of half-cooked lamb that he was chewing on viciously. Never in his wildest dreams could he have imagined that right under his nose, there would be a hidden army of China.
Three hundred feet, two hundred feet, ten feet … Looking at Li Wuling and the others slowly approaching, everyone couldn't help but hold their breaths. Clenching his fists tightly, Lin Wanrong stared at the moving bamboo sticks, and his heart began to race.
The one in front slowly rose up, and Li Wuling's head peeked out like a gourd floating in the water. Just as he was about to move, there was a sudden change. The Turkic sentries suddenly stood up and glanced at the surface of the lake.
I've been discovered? Beads of sweat dripped down Lin Wanrong's forehead as he gripped his saber tightly, ready to engage in battle.
The Turkic muttered something under his breath as he slowly walked toward the lake. His heavy footsteps struck the hearts of everyone present. Everyone's hearts leaped to their throats as they gripped their sabers tightly, ready to engage in battle at any moment.
Just as Li Wuling's head dived back into the water, the Turkic sentries stepped forward and opened their pockets. The sound of water splashing could be heard.
Damn it, Lin Wanrong gasped for breath, feeling both angry and amused at the same time.
Barbaric beasts, morally corrupt, conscienceless, unscrupulous scum. Lin Wanrong had used all the vicious words he could think of to describe this Turkic sentries, but nothing could quell the rage in his heart. This is too unscrupulous, to dare to pee in such a clear lake. Putting aside the fact that he ruined the environment, he even used me as a toilet. How can this be tolerated?
Hu Bugui clenched his teeth in anger, "Damn it, such a small thing and he dares to take it out in front of me? I'll have Old Gao cut off his balls later. "
After the Turkic sentries finished peeing, he gave a satisfied sigh, turned around, grabbed the lamb chops, and began to chew on them.
Unhygienic bastard, Lin Wanrong cursed. Gao Qiu, on the other hand, could no longer hold himself back. He slowly floated to the surface of the water, aiming at the position of the Turkic sentries. With a light splash, his body was like a large fish leaping out of the water, silently approaching the sentries like the wind. With a vicious palm strike, he struck the back of the Turkic sentries' neck.
The Hu silently collapsed. Li Wuling and his two brothers swiftly leaped to the surface of the water and hid behind the boulder.
This series of actions was clean and swift. The majority of the Hu's attention had been placed on the warhorses, so they were most at ease with the lake. Most of the sentries had been stationed in the other directions, so how could they have imagined that something had happened on the lake that should have been the safest?
Other than the shouts of the distant Hu as they counted their warhorses, there was no other sound. Gao Qiu stripped off the clothes of the Turkic sentries and casually put them on. His body was tall and sturdy, and his face was covered with a curly beard. He pulled down the fur of his felt hat, and from a distance, he looked like a living Turkic.
Gao Qiu successfully landed on the shore. This could be considered a victory for the first battle. The several hundred soldiers in the water silently swam forward, approaching the shore.
Old Gao stood up and fiercely stomped on the leftover mutton that the Hu man had eaten. Still not satisfied, he fiercely spat on it. Grabbing the mutton, he strode toward the cauldron where smoke and smoke billowed.
"Monza, hora you ni ji er lu kan ga?" The Hu saw that Gao Qiu was staggering toward the cauldron. He smiled and shouted.
Old Gao did not know the Turkic language. Lin Wanrong became nervous, and quickly asked Hu Bugui, "Brother Hu, what is this Turkic shouting?"
Hu Bugui had fought with the Hu for many years, so he was very familiar with the Turkic language. "He asked: Monza, between the leg of mutton and your woman, which tastes better?"
"Mixed mun ni grass." Just as Lin Wanrong was feeling nervous, Gao Qiu loudly shouted. Gao Qiu shouted loudly, but Lin Wanrong couldn't understand what he was shouting. The Turkic people in the distance began to laugh, and even Hu Bugui's eyes narrowed. "Not bad, brother Gao's Turkic language is very refined!"
Lin Wanrong's mouth was agape. "Brother Hu, Old Gao is speaking Turkic language?"
Hu Bugui nodded. "Brother Gao has learned this sentence from me in the past few days. He is more familiar with it than the Hu."
So Old Gao was so eager to learn. Lin Wanrong asked curiously, "What does this sentence mean?"
"This, is not easy to translate." Hu Bugui's expression was awkward, and he said in a small voice, "It is to greet the Hu's mother."
Lin Wanrong laughed heartily. Old Gao really was someone who did not want to lose out.
While they were talking, Gao Qiu had already leisurely walked to the side of the cauldrons. He threw the mutton and medicinal powder into the cauldrons, stirred them vigorously, and swaggered around a few times before slowly returning to his sentry post.
After the Hu had finished counting the horses, they returned to the campfire in groups of twos and threes, grabbing the meat in the cauldrons and gnawing on it. Some even took out their wine pouches, and the thick smell of alcohol permeated the entire campsite. The hundreds of people ate and drank as if there was no one else around. Gao Qiu was overjoyed, and hurriedly gestured to Lin Wanrong.
The Turkic people drank for almost an hour before gradually dispersing. Lin Wanrong waited anxiously. Why was there still no movement? Such a good powder, could it be that it has expired? If I had known earlier, I would have tested its effects first.
Just as Gao Qiu was anxiously waiting, a Turk suddenly ran out of a tent by the lake. His beard was sticking up, his face red, and he was shouting and clawing at his chest. Even Gao Qiu was startled by this sight.
When the Hu saw Gao Qiu, he did not care whether he was male or female, he pounced over and pressed Gao Qiu to the ground, rubbing his face against Gao Qiu's. This barbarian's strength was so great that Old Gao was unable to struggle free. Gao Qiu's face turned pale and he kicked the barbarian away. "Ah, ah, there's water!" he shouted, pointing to the lake.
The Turkic man was also dizzy from the fever, and could no longer distinguish between Chinese and Hu. Seeing the water in front of him, he jumped into the lake.
Before Gao Qiu could breathe a sigh of relief, he saw dozens of Hu rushing out from the tents behind him. Every one of them had bloodshot eyes, and like a madman, they grabbed at anyone they saw.
"My god!" So this was the result of a group of people taking an aphrodisiac. Old Gao was so scared that his legs turned to jelly, and he also jumped into the water.
Water could extinguish a fire, and when the slightly sober Hu saw Gao Qiu's actions, they immediately understood what he meant and jumped into the water behind him. The Hu behind them followed suit, and in a short moment, the lake was filled with splashing sounds, and hundreds of Hu jumped into the water.
"Sigh, using this powder is really too inhumane." Lin Wanrong shook his head and smiled. The eight hundred warriors were like dragons in the water, pressing the Turkic men into the water.
"Let's turn into a ghost!" From the tent in the middle, a valiant Turkic man suddenly rushed out, waving the saber in his hand as he shouted.
Hu Bugui translated, "This person seems to be the leader. He said that it is the cavalry of China attacking! "
Lin Wanrong burst into laughter and rushed out of the water. He took the lead and shouted, "I'm not a cavalryman! I'm a naked soldier! Brothers, let the Turkic men see our valiance — — Charge! "
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