"Third brother." Si De looked at him with incomparable reverence. "Your words are too profound, I don't understand."
"If you don't understand, then don't listen." Lin Daren smiled and patted his head. "You just need to be the vanguard for me, you won't be lacking in benefits. Take this — — "He handed Si De an axe used to chop wood. The edge of the axe was sharp and flashed with a dim light. Lin Daren sternly said," Now listen to my command, open the door — — "
Open the door?! Si De was scared out of his wits. The scholars outside wanted to eat people, opening the door now was courting death!
"Third brother, can you wait a moment?" Si De carefully said, "The situation outside is dangerous — —"
"Time waits for no one — —" Third brother patted his shoulder with a face full of righteousness. "The old saying is good, the soft fear the hard, the hard fear the unreasonable, and the unreasonable fear those who don't care about their lives. Brother, don't worry, with me here, how could I let you suffer a loss? When has third brother ever mistreated his brother? "
Hearing his third brother say he wouldn't mistreat him, Si De's nervous heart was slightly comforted. With his third brother's character, he had never failed to keep his promise.
"Fine!" Si De gritted his teeth and grunted. The noise outside seemed to be getting louder and louder. He wasn't afraid anymore and quietly opened the door bolt. Just as he stuck his head out, before he had time to look, he heard a smacking sound. A rotten egg flew out and smashed into his face.
"Aiyo, which bastard smashed me!" Si De's anger soared to the sky. He howled and rushed out, his forehead glistening. The smelly egg juice flowed down the bridge of his nose, yellow and white mixed together. His appearance was very terrifying.
Taking advantage of this gap, Lin Wanrong secretly glanced outside. He really didn't know if he didn't look, but when he did, he jumped in fright. The noise outside the house shook the heavens. All kinds of scholars were wearing long robes, holding folding fans in their hands, each with an angry expression. They were shouting all kinds of slogans, surrounding the Lin residence in three layers, not even a drop of water could trickle through. A few of the more radical ones had already rolled up their sleeves and were clamoring to break into the Lin Family to rescue the trapped young ladies.
The gate of the Lin family's courtyard suddenly opened with a clatter, and a fierce manservant ran out from inside. His face was full of stinky egg yolk, and the sharp axe in his hand was shining with silver light.
"Damn it. What are you doing? What are you doing? You want to rebel?! " Four Virtues quickly rushed into the crowd. The axes in their hands danced in the air, creating a whistling sound. In an instant, the crowd was forced back a few steps. There were a few scholars who retreated a little slower and were almost swept by his axe. "Aiyo, aiyo, aiyo!" The crowd hurriedly retreated. The scene was a mess.
Everyone looked at the manservant who rushed out of the Lin Clan. Although his appearance was not outstanding, the sharp axe in his hand was very bright. His face was full of valiance, and he had a fierce appearance that made people feel intimidated. When the crowd finally stabilized themselves, a tall and sturdy scholar seemed to have come to a realization. He shouted, "You, what are you doing?!"
"Damn it, you're asking me what I'm doing?" Four Virtues wiped off the stinky egg juice on his face and stuck out his tongue to lick his lips. He looked like he wanted to continue. "I wanted to ask you what you're doing?" He waved the sharp axe in his hand with force, and it was close to the scholar's face. He shouted angrily, "Speak, what are you doing?!"
That scholar hurriedly retreated two steps, and his voice suddenly became much softer. "We, we're here to crusade against the evil thief, Lin San. Quickly get out of the way!"
Four Virtues fiercely spat out a mouthful of saliva, and said angrily, "You're crusading against others, but why did you throw eggs at me?! Who threw it? Quickly stand out for me, I'll chop this bastard. Speak, was it you — "
"It wasn't me, it wasn't me!" The scholar who was closest to him hurriedly waved his hand.
"Was it you?! And you — "He pointed the axe horizontally at the bridge of everyone's nose, and asked them one by one. The sharp edge of the blade was faintly discernible, and everyone who saw it was trembling with fear. They hurriedly retreated a few more steps, staying further away from him, and waved their hands to deny it.
"Damn it, if it wasn't you guys, could it be the eggs laid by the swans in the sky?!" Four Virtues was completely enraged. The sharp axe in his hand flashed with silver light, and he was about to flip out when the leading scholar hurriedly pulled his sleeve. "This brother, what happened just now was a misunderstanding. We're here to crusade against the evil thief, Lin San. It has nothing to do with you. Please don't take it to heart. Eh, the clothes you're wearing have the word 'Xiao' embroidered on them. Brother, could it be that you're the family of the two ladies from the Xiao Family who were seized by Lin San?! "
"I'm from the Xiao Family, so what?" Four Virtues said horizontally.
"That's great." The leading scholar's expression became excited. "We're here to save the ladies from the Xiao Family. Look at our team, they're all famous scholars in the capital — "
Four Virtues took a look. Seventy to eighty percent of the people surrounding the Lin Mansion were scholars from various families. Some even had servants beside them, and they were dressed the same as him.
"Brother, how are the two ladies? Have they been humiliated by the evil thief, Lin San?" The leading scholar hurriedly asked.
Four Virtues rolled his eyes. "What nonsense are you talking about? Third brother and the two ladies are willing, and the two of them are in love with each other. Third brother has spent a lot of effort to pursue the two ladies — "
The person at the side saw that he was defending Lin San, and instantly couldn't bear to listen to it anymore. "Brother, you have to be honest when you speak."
The leading scholar took a look. The person who spoke up was also a servant. He had a small mustache on his lips, and his age couldn't be seen. He wore a green shirt and a small hat, and his smile was very innocent. However, one of his legs was wrapped in a thick bandage, and he was pushed onto a wheelchair by a handsome servant. "Brother, could it be that you know the details?" he asked joyfully.
"Yes." The servant with a broken leg nodded his head solemnly. "I have a distant cousin's distant cousin who once worked in the Xiao Family. He has already told me the details."
"Really?!" The leading scholar was delighted. "Brother, quickly tell us, how did this Lin San do evil?!"
The servant with a broken leg said solemnly, "To say that Lin San spent a lot of effort to pursue the two ladies is complete nonsense. In reality, it is the opposite. The two ladies spent a lot of effort to pursue Lin San —"
"What did you say?! How can you face your conscience? "Four Virtues said angrily." It was third brother who pursued the ladies, and the ladies were touched by third brother's sincerity! If I lied. I would ask third brother to cut off my tongue. "
"Nonsense. It was the ladies who pursued Lin San, and brother Lin San gave way in every possible way. In the end, he was touched by the ladies' sincerity, and thus they became a couple. Third brother is handsome and unruffled. He is a role model for us men to learn from. If you continue to talk nonsense, be careful that third brother cuts off your tongue. "The servant with a broken leg retorted sharply.
"Third brother pursued the ladies —"
"The ladies pursued the third brother —"
The two argued loudly, and neither was willing to give way to the other. They argued until their faces were red. The leading scholar shouted angrily. He said with grief and indignation, "Oh my god, Lin San is so licentious. Not only did he occupy the two ladies, but he also hid the truth. Servants are not allowed to talk in private. Anyone who disobeys will have their tongue cut off. This bastard's heart is so vicious. If we don't get rid of Lin San, the heavens will not tolerate it! "
"The heavens will not tolerate it! In order to save the ladies of the Xiao Family, brothers, charge with me — "The servant with a broken leg raised his right fist high. He shouted with grief and indignation.
A servant with a broken leg was so enthusiastic, and the crowd was led by his emotions. They all cheered and roared as they rushed to the front of the Xiao Family's door.
Seeing the crowd rush to the back door, leaving only Si De by his side, the servant with a broken leg wiped the cold sweat on his forehead and said to the handsome and beautiful manservant beside him, "Xian 'er, have you finished blocking the back door? I still have a lot of flowers planted in my garden. Don't let these people break open the door and ruin them."
"Don't worry, husband." Seeing him and Si De acting, one more skillful than the other, Miss Qin couldn't help but giggle, "Our family's residence was bestowed by father. The walls are high and the door is heavy. No one can kick it open. No one can ruin those delicate flowers you planted in the Xiao Family. "
Seeing that this lass was slightly jealous, Lin Wanrong laughed and pretended not to hear it.
Miss Qin snorted and suddenly moved her feet. Her figure flashed and in two or three steps, she reached the corner of the alley. Two muffled groans were heard. She threw the two strong men on the ground, one in each hand as if she was grabbing chicks. She giggled and said, "Husband, look —"
The two of them were dressed in long robes and dressed like scholars. Their physiques were majestic, their skin was dark, and their palms were rough and full of calluses. After their acupuncture points were sealed by Qin Xian 'er, the two of them cried out anxiously and flailed their hands and feet.
"You, what are you doing?" Lin Wanrong's face was as dark as charcoal.
One of them said anxiously, "We are scholars from the east of the city. We are here to punish Lin San. Quickly let us go, otherwise, we will punish you as well — "
"Damn you," Lin Wanrong found it funny when he heard this. He found a small stone and threw it at the man's face, "You, a Western scholar, dare to punish me? You really don't treat Third Brother as a cadre?! Tell me, who sent you?? "
The man's eyes rolled around and he stubbornly said, "What who sent me? The evil thief Lin San bullies the weak and forcibly takes women. Everyone has the right to punish him —"
"Punish your mother!" Si De was extremely angry when he heard this. He kicked the man's face, "Third Brother, I hate this kind of person the most. Look at that face, it's crooked like an evil handle. Look at that dog's paw, it's as rough as a broom handle. You still want to pretend to be a scholar? Pah! "
He spat out a mouthful of saliva. It hit the man's face. The man was caught by him and his little life was in his hands. He dared to be angry but didn't dare to say anything. The other person lying on the ground had a faint look of fear in his eyes. He didn't dare to look at Lin Wanrong.
Lin Daren laughed evilly. He pulled Miss Qin's tender hand and said, "Xian 'er, can you find a larger forest? Hubby will teach you a very interesting game."
Miss Qin smiled and said, "Forests? They're everywhere. Hubby, what kind of game is this? I don't like games where people don't die. "
Si De shivered when he heard this. This princess madam was really a perfect match for Third Brother.
"Play people to die? That's too bloody. I'm not that bad of a person. "Lin Daren shook his head.
"This game is easy to explain. You just need to find a larger forest, and then randomly pick a living person and bury them in the soil. Then, leave their heads outside. Shave their heads and cover them with a thick layer of nectar. Cover them with a tightly sealed cage. Just put some wild mountain peaks inside. Remember, there can't be too many, just a few tens of thousands. "
"Aiya." Miss Qin cried out in surprise. She gestured with her small hands and said with an innocent expression, "If you put so many mountain bees in such a small place with their heads covered in nectar, what will the result be?"
Lin Daren laughed cheerfully. "With several tens of thousands of bees stinging their heads, the heads will start to swell and become more and more itchy. They will eventually reach their limit. What will be the result — — "
"Explode!!" Si De screamed with a terrified expression.
Miss Qin had a bashful expression. She smiled charmingly. "Aiya, hubby, how did you come up with such a bad idea — — it's really fun. Let's go try it out right now. There are two ready-made ones. Which one should we try first? "
Her beautiful eyes turned and looked at the faces of the two people on the ground. The two people saw that this princess was as beautiful as a flower, but the words that came out of her mouth were earth-shattering. They were so frightened that they hurriedly pulled their heads back.
"Hubby, let's choose him." Miss Qin finally made up her mind. She pointed at the strong man who was trembling and didn't dare to open his mouth. She smiled and said, "His head is a bit bigger. It will definitely be fun to explode. Flesh and blood will fly everywhere!"
Si De's heart jumped when he heard this. This princess' wife was beautiful, but her idea was too devilish. Only someone like Third Brother could control her.
The person pointed at by Princess Ni Shang almost fainted in fright. He hurriedly shouted, "Princess, spare me, spare me. Daren, I'll confess, I'll confess. "
"Third Brother, he'll confess." Si De was overjoyed.
Miss Qin snorted angrily. "How could my China give birth to such a cheap wretch? I can't play this game anymore. Hubby, let's switch to this side. From what he said just now, his bones seem to be a bit harder. It will be fun to explode them! "
Before she finished speaking, the man with the hard bones cried out in fear, "Princess, spare me, sir, spare me. This lowly one also confesses!"
"Confess? Why did you confess so quickly? "Official Lin frowned slightly. His face was filled with disappointment. He sighed and said," Then let's talk properly. However, there is one thing I want to say first. I really am a kind person. I never use violence to extort confessions. In the future, the two of you should not ruin my reputation like today. Ai, I wonder when my Worker Bee Head-Exploding Technique will be able to fulfill my wish? "
"Daren." Seeing a certain person's methods, the two people didn't dare to be stubborn. They hurriedly knelt and said, "This lowly one doesn't dare to hide it. The two of us are both surnamed Gu!"
"What Gu?" Official Lin snorted. "Is it enough to say that your surname is Gu? How would I know if you are Gu San or Gu Si?! "
Seeing that her husband still hadn't realized it, Miss Qin hurriedly pulled on his sleeve. "Hubby, these two people, I'm afraid they were sent by the Gu father and son."
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