What?
The Jade Emperor was stunned. "Mister Jiang is actually that talented? He could derive the recipe for the Dao Enlightenment Pellets with just one pellet? "
"I already know the effects of the Dao Comprehension Pill, and the materials to refine the Dao Comprehension Pill are also readily available. What I lack now is nothing more than the refining technique, heat, and process. As an Alchemist, it is not difficult to deduce the specific pill formula."
"…"
The Jade Emperor had a weird look on his face.
What do you mean by 'not difficult'?
If it was that easy, wouldn't the secret pellet recipes of the various sects and factions be a joke?
Moreover, the Dao Enlightenment Pellet was a rank-eight immortal pellet!
It was so difficult to refine that it was among the top rank-eight immortal pellets, and most rank-eight pellet refinists would have a hard time making it even if they knew the recipe … but even if he knew that Jiang He was bragging, he could not point it out, could he?
Leaving aside the matter of the Dao Enlightenment Pellets for now.
The fairies of the Celestial Court were all beautiful and enchanting.
It was quite interesting to drink wine with the Jade Emperor and enjoy the beautiful dance of these fairies.
And yet, soon —
"Your Majesty …"
One of the fairies hurried into the palace.
"Bad news, Your Majesty. Two dogs are fighting outside."
"What?"
The Jade Emperor did a double take.
Jiang He's expression changed, however, and he rose to his feet, saying, "Your Majesty, I'm afraid that the beast I'm rearing has gone to bother the Howling Celestial Hound … please wait a moment, Your Majesty. I'll be right back."
Jiang He followed the fairy out of the palace.
The entire Celestial Court was shrouded in immortal mist.
In a spacious area not far away, a coarse and unbearable voice could be heard — —
"Son of a bitch!"
"You dare to call yourself the top dog of the Three Realms?"
"You're just a Golden Immortal. I could kill a hundred of you with a single slap!"
"And you, Three-Eyes. Do you submit?"
Dumbo stood on its hind legs, growing up to a hundred feet tall.
Its floral underpants and sunglasses also changed with the change.
There was a toothpick dangling from the corner of its mouth, but it was not actually a toothpick but a stick … it was an inferior-grade acquired soul treasure, but since Dumbo rarely fought, it was only using it as a toothpick.
Dumbo believed that it would better reflect its aura.
At the moment, Dumbo's Daemonic Qi was as dark as ink, and thunderbolts were flashing within it.
The Howling Celestial Dog and Erlang Shen were lying on the ground in the immortal mist under its feet.
Dumbo barked, "Bleh! Shameless thing, a crooked stick always has a crooked shadow … Master is a mere Golden Immortal, and yet he dares to call himself the Celestial Court's Top God of War? No wonder his dog would be so arrogant to call itself the Top Divine Hound of the Three Realms!"
There were many deities in the sky, and with Dumbo making a move and beating up Erlang Shen and the Howling Celestial Hound, it naturally attracted a lot of attention.
The immortals were all pointing and whispering at Dumbo. Some of them were surprised that a daemon dog would come to the Celestial Court to throw its weight around.
There were also people who marveled at how terrifying this dog was. Even Erlang Xiansheng and the Celestial Howling Dog were easily suppressed!
Could this dog be at the Golden Immortal Realm?
"No, it's not a Grand Luo, and its cultivation system appears to be different … but why do I feel that the energy of thunder in that dog's body is rather familiar … it's similar to the power of the western lineage back in the homeworld."
"Are you talking about the Titan Gods?"
"Bleh! Titan Gods, my foot … they had merely acquired the mark of Thunder Dao by accident, and yet they started something called the Western Pantheon in the west, even calling themselves the Creator Gods and Father Gods …"
Jiang He's eyes twinkled at those words.
The Western Pantheon actually had such a secret?
He knew that Zeus was from the Titan God Race, but the fact that the ancestor of the Titan God Race had such a background … was a secret.
Still, now was not the time to think about such things.
Jiang He cleared his throat.
Dumbo, who had been acting all cocky, shuddered and promptly shrank its hundred-feet tall body before scampering to Jiang He with a wronged look on its face. "Master … I … I was just sparring with the Howling Celestial Hound. I didn't expect its master to attack as well, and that's why I punished them a little."
"You dog!"
Jiang He swung his palm at it.
Yip …
He did not use much strength, but Dumbo cooperated with him exaggeratedly. It appeared to be in so much pain that its face contorted, and it kept barking in agony.
After giving Dumbo a beating, Jiang He walked up to Yang Jian, who had just risen to his feet and offered him a fist-palm salute in apology.
It was only then that Yang Jian realized that Dumbo was Jiang He's dog, and quickly said, "Please don't be like that, Martial Uncle Jiang He. I'm in the wrong here — your beloved dog was fighting the Howling Celestial Hound for the title of the top dog of the Three Realms, and I was being unreasonable by joining the fight to help the Howling Celestial Hound."
That 'Martial Uncle Jiang He' caused the surrounding immortals to whisper among themselves, discussing Jiang He's identity again.
"Martial Uncle?"
"True Lord Erlang is a disciple of the True Habitant of Jade Cauldron, one of the Twelve Hollow Jade Immortals of the Chan Sect. The True Habitant of Jade Cauldron is a second-generation disciple of the Chan Sect and a personal disciple of the elder. Could this young man be a personal disciple of the Saint as well?"
"Impossible … since when did the Chan Sect gain a second-generation disciple like him?"
"I know about Jiang He. He's from the homeworld …" One of the know-it-alls began to share his information.
Meanwhile, Jiang He smiled. "Martial Nephew Yang Jian, my Dumbo was in the wrong in the first place. It's already a peak Grand Luo, and yet it's running off to bicker with an average Golden Immortal, the Howling Celestial Hound.
Yang Jian was dumbstruck.
"Peak … Peak Grand Luo?"
The Howling Celestial Hound, which had just woken up, almost fainted again.
At the same time, Jiang He took out an inferior-grade acquired soul treasure and a premium-grade immortal item with a flip of his palm, offering them to Yang Jian and the Howling Celestial Hound as apologies.
Yang Jian declined, but the Howling Celestial Hound's eyes lit up.
"You call me martial uncle, so it's only right that I give you a gift."
Jiang He insisted, and Yang Jian only accepted it.
As for calling him martial uncle, Yang Jian was not simply calling him martial uncle.
Though Jiang He was not a second-generation disciple of the Chan Sect, he addressed the True Habitant of Yu Ding, the True Habitant of Tai Yi, the True Habitant of Fire Dragon, and even the Immortal Hermit of the South Pole. Would Yang Jian dare not call him martial uncle?
With that settled, Jiang He returned to drink and chat with the Jade Emperor until late into the night.
The Jade Emperor summoned several fairy maidens and had them prepare a guest room for Jiang He.
It was only when he arrived that Jiang He realized that the guest room the Jade Emperor was referring to was an extravagant palace.
He stayed for one night.
On the next day, Jiang He began to study the Dao Enlightenment Pellets.
The so-called "deducing pill recipes" was all nonsense.
Since the medicinal ingredients for the Dao Enlightenment Pellets were all here, Jiang He decided to do the same and modify the Dao Enlightenment Pellets like how he did with the Body Honing Pellets.
Getting pen and paper, he made something up.
Soon, a brand-new Dao Enlightenment Pellet recipe was done.
Jiang He personally planted the pellet recipe, and then handed the ten thousand completed Dao Enlightenment Pellets to Dumbo and the others for them to plant.
Everything was done.
Jiang He went out for a stroll around the Celestial Court, and when he returned to the palace, the pellet recipe and Dao Enlightenment Pellets were already ripe.
Over the next three days, Jiang He stayed in the palace.
On the fourth day, Jiang He ordered Dumbo to bring the five hundred thousand Dao Enlightenment Pellets to the Jade Emperor.
The Jade Emperor was drinking and listening to music at the moment, and dropped the wine cup he was holding at Dumbo's words.
"Did Brother Jiang He really divine the pellet recipe for the Dao Enlightenment Pellets?"
"Hold on …"
"Even if he deduced the pill formula for the Dao Comprehension Pill, I only gave him 9500 Dao Comprehension Pills, as well as medicinal ingredients that can be used to refine 300,000 Dao Comprehension Pills. How did he take out 500,000?"
Dumbo shook its head, gesturing that it did not know.
Do you think I would tell you that my master planted a Dao Comprehension Pill and it became a "Dao Comprehension Pill Tree"?
After meeting the Jade Emperor, Dumbo put on a serious face and said, "Your Majesty, my master said that he had been cultivating in seclusion over the last few days, improving his item refinement."
"He even wanted to help the celestial soldiers reforge their mystic treasures and improve their quality because of the difficult battle against the other races …"
The Jade Emperor was delighted.
On that very day, the hundred thousand inferior-grade immortal items and fifty thousand mediocre-grade immortal items were delivered to Jiang He's temporary palace.
Meanwhile, Jiang He became a hands-off shopkeeper, leaving all the immortal items to Dumbo and the others to plant … the only thing he had to do was to lie down on the cane chair beneath the Old Tea Tree of Enlightenment, redeem dozens of packs of Living Soil of the Nine Heavens, and give them to Dumbo and the others.
He would harvest the immortal items when they were ripe.
Three days later, Dumbo asked for an audience with the Jade Emperor again.
"Your Majesty, my master worked tirelessly without sleep or rest to finally refine the hundred thousand inferior-grade immortal items and fifty thousand mediocre-grade immortal items. Please take a look, Your Majesty …"
The hundred thousand inferior-grade immortal items had all been upgraded to mediocre-grade immortal items.
The fifty thousand mediocre-grade immortal items had become superior-grade immortal items.
Stunned, the Jade Emperor personally went to see Jiang He, intending to make him a rank-one deity of the Celestial Court … it was an idle position, but he had real authority and could mobilize the celestial soldiers of every faction.
Jiang He did not refuse.
While he did not have to spend much effort to refine immortal items for the Celestial Court and earned a lot of Farm Points instead, did the Celestial Court not profit?
Hence, he asked the Jade Emperor for another three hundred thousand mediocre-grade immortal items, a hundred thousand superior-grade immortal items, and thirty thousand premium-grade immortal items …
Only the Jade Emperor could take out such a large amount of treasures.
…
On this day.
Jiang He was taking an afternoon nap beneath the Old Tea Tree of Enlightenment when he heard Hu Mei calling out, "Master, the Jade Emperor is here, saying that he has urgent business with you."
Jiang He stepped out of his Farm and asked when he saw the Jade Emperor and Lü Dongbin together.
Lü Dongbin handed Jiang He a report.
It was written in the report —
"Wang Hou had slain the White Sky God King of the God race at the battlefield of Golden Immortals, ascended alongside Modolo of the Demon race, and was teleported to the Grand Luo battlefield by the world's laws. He is now being hunted by the Gods, Demons, and Suras …"
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