Tank Top Bro
"This … Ming Bro, I have an idea!" Wang Shubing, who had been quiet all this time, finally spoke, "But I'm afraid that you'll have to suffer a bit!"
"Oh? You have an idea? Hurry up and tell me. If it's really useful, I'm willing to suffer a bit! " Although Kang Zhaoming didn't like to suffer, from his point of view, hitting on girls was to have fun. If he suffered, then how would he be able to hit on girls? Wasn't that just asking for trouble? He'd rather not hit on girls. He had plenty of targets anyway, and it wasn't like he didn't have any!
But Guan Xin was different. Hitting on Guan Xin and getting the secret recipe from Miracle Doctor Guan's medical company was Kang Ming Ming's current mission. Whether or not he could get a good position in the family depended on this one move! Although Zhaolong didn't show much hostility towards Kang Ming Ming, Kang Ming knew that if he kept being useless, Zhaolong wouldn't be nice to him after his grandpa died.
"Master Ming, think about it. Guan Xin is a nurse at Songshan's Songshan First Hospital, right?" Wang Shubing started to analyze.
"Isn't that obvious? Why are you asking when you already know the answer? "Kang Ming Ming wasn't too happy," Of course she's a nurse at Songshan First Hospital! Didn't I tell you before? "
"Young Master Ming, let me finish speaking!" Wang Shubing said, "Guan Xin is a nurse at Songshan First Hospital. Then tell me, who is the person she interacts with the most?"
"Doctor?" Kang Ming Ming thought about it and said, "Damn, you're not thinking of making me a doctor, are you? I'm not interested in that! "
"Young Master Ming, how can you become a doctor in one day?" Wang Shubing smiled bitterly, "This is a terrible idea, and it's not something that I, Strategist Wang, would come up with!"
"Oh? Then what do you mean? "Kang Ming Ming relaxed when he heard that he wasn't going to be a doctor.
"Patients! Of course, nurses have the most contact with patients every day, so I want you to be the patient! "Wang Shubing said.
"You want me to pretend to be sick and get close to Guan Xin?" Kang Ming Ming's eyes lit up. This was a great idea, why didn't he think of it before? If he became a patient, wouldn't he be able to interact with Guan Xin every day?
"You can't pretend to be sick. Like you said, Guan Xin isn't stupid. She'll be able to tell if you're pretending to be sick." Wang Shubing waved his hand and said, "If you want to be sick, then you have to be really sick. This is why I said you have to suffer a little!"
"Really sick … Hm, that's a good idea!" Zhaoming nodded. "Then how do you think I should get sick?"
"Well … Normally, if you have a normal fever, you can stay in the hospital. As long as you're willing to pay, there's no reason for the hospital to refuse, right?"
"Okay, then I'll have a fever and a cold. This is easier. Other diseases, even if I want to, are not easy to get!" Kang Ming Ming also felt that the only way to get close to Guan Xin was if he stayed in the hospital. "But … It's not easy to catch a cold today, is it?"
Kang Ming Ming looked at the sunny sky outside the car window. The weather in April was already very hot. It didn't seem easy to catch a cold.
"That's why we have to suffer a little." Wang Shubing said, "I know there's an ice hockey rink nearby. Master Ming, let's go sit there?"
"Fine!" Kang Ming Ming gritted his teeth. For the sake of picking up girls, for the sake of his family's status, he would endure it! He had to succeed this time. So what if he suffered a little?
As a result, Kang Ming Ming and his team arrived at the ice hockey arena. Under everyone's astonished gaze, they walked into the ice rink!
Zhu Xiaozhang and Wang Shubing both wore thick, warm ice hockey jerseys. Kang Ming Ming, on the other hand, wore a short-sleeved tank top and shorts. He gritted his teeth as he sat in the audience seats.
"Damn, a man!" The people in the arena saw Kang Ming Ming's outfit and couldn't help but exclaim.
"Isn't he too awesome? He's a tank top bro! " A girl took out her phone and was about to take a photo of Kang Ming Ming and post it on the internet. A new generation of "bro" was born!
Kang Ming Ming was originally shivering in the cold, but hearing the people in the arena praise him, Kang Ming's vanity was immediately satisfied. He even did a pose with the girl who took the photo.
"Look at him, his body is so healthy. He's wearing a tank top and shorts here!" A bespectacled man said enviously, "We can't do it. Our bodies are weak after playing too much with women. We can't stand the cold!"
Kang Ming Ming was proud of himself. He thought to himself, "I've played with a lot of women, but look at me, I'm a legend!"
Kang Ming Ming was feeling proud of himself. Suddenly, he felt a chill and couldn't help but sneeze. "Ahhhhh —"
His mucus also sprayed out, smearing everywhere. It was sticky and disgusting.
"F * ck, he's not a tough guy, but a pretentious guy. I thought he wasn't cold!" The person who sighed before couldn't help but despise Kang Ming Ming when he heard him sneeze.
The expression of the young lady who was taking pictures with her phone suddenly became interesting. It seemed that "Tank Top Bro" was going to become "Pretentious Bro" or "Pervert Bro"!
As for the bespectacled man, he looked at Kang Ming Ming sympathetically and said, "Bro, are you worse than me? I didn't even sneeze when I'm so weak. Aren't you too lame? "
Kang Ming Ming was instantly embarrassed and angry. His face turned red, but he couldn't refute. Zhu Xiaozhang, on the other hand, couldn't stand it anymore. He stood up and pointed at the people who were talking. He shouted arrogantly, "What the f * ck are you looking at? Have you never seen cultivation before? Master Ming came here to cultivate. What do you people know? "
Cultivation? He came here to cultivate with mucus coming out of his nose? Was there something wrong with his brain? Those people shook their heads speechlessly and ignored Kang Ming Ming.
Although Kang Ming Ming lost face, he thought of his plan to pick up girls. He had to persevere. He couldn't give up halfway! He had to cultivate until he caught a cold!
"Ahhhhh —" Kang Ming Ming sneezed again.
… …
The media in Songshan, under the lead of the Direwolf, was almost one-sided. They were all attacking Songshan's First School, describing it as the Devil's First School!
In fact, other than the interview with the Direwolf, Chu Pengzhan and Ding Binggong didn't face any media again. Even if the media wanted to enter the emergency room, they wouldn't get permission from the hospital. So the latest development of the matter was unknown to the media.
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