Chapter 443 - Failure
Mengyao noticed that Yushu was deep in thought during class. She didn't know what she was thinking about, so she asked, "Shu, what on earth are you doing? What are you doing here and there? "
"Yao Yao, I'm thinking if I have any wishes that I haven't fulfilled yet …" Yushu felt that all of her wishes had been fulfilled, and there was nothing left for Pinliang to do.
"Wishes? Don't you want to eat shark meat? "Mengyao didn't know what Yushu was up to, so she reminded her.
"Oh! Yes, yes, I want to eat shark meat! " Yushu waved her hands excitedly at Mengyao's reminder. "I want Pinliang to take me to eat shark meat!"
"Pinliang? Take you to eat shark meat? "Mengyao blinked.
"Yeah, he asked me just now if there was anything I could do to make you happier." Yushu said.
"Don't go to him. If you want to eat shark meat, get Lin Yi to catch it for you." Mengyao didn't want anything to do with Pinliang.
"Don't worry, Yao Yao. I'll be the one talking to Pinliang. I won't drag you into this." Yushu was already used to this sort of thing.
"Whatever you want …" Mengyao didn't care anymore. Yushu had done this sort of thing way too many times in the past three years, and Mengyao was already numb to it. But Mengyao was a little doubtful. How could Pinliang still trust Yushu after falling for it so many times?
It was the last class of the morning, and Pinliang decided to skip it altogether. He brought Xiaofu to the night market and bought two servings of fried mushrooms before returning to school. He finally managed to get the two servings in front of Yushu before the lunch break.
"Oh, I'll tell you after I'm done. It won't be crispy anymore when it gets cold." Yushu waved her hand, signaling for Pinliang to leave.
Pinliang nodded and bowed as he returned to his seat. He and Xiaofu had bought some steamed buns, and Pinliang couldn't eat too much since he had something on his mind.
When Yushu was done with the fried mushrooms, Pinliang stood up abruptly and chased after Yushu. Yushu went to toss the mushroom lunchbox at Pinliang, giggling to herself when she saw the impatient look on his face.
There was actually such a foolish person. He hadn't had enough of being deceived, and he was in a hurry to be deceived.
"I say, Liangzi, can't you let me stop for a bit? You're following me around when I'm taking out the trash … … "Yushu pretended to be unhappy as she looked at Pinliang.
"Hehe, Little Shu, I'm just anxious. I'll throw it for you! "Pinliang took the stuff from Yushu's hands." What did Yao Yao say? "
"She said that what happened yesterday was okay, but she's been under a lot of pressure from school lately, and she wants to go out and have some fun. The summer camp is in May, and she wants to go out now!" Yushu had already made up an excuse.
"Oh, going out to play? That's great! " Pinliang was on the verge of cheering. His dream was to go on a date with Mengyao!
"What are you thinking? How could Sister Yaoyao go out alone with you? It's not like she's your girlfriend right now. "Yushu rolled her eyes at Pinliang.
However, Pinliang wasn't disappointed at all. Instead, he was excited. Yushu said that she wasn't his girlfriend 'right now', which meant that she might be in the future? Mengyao still had feelings for him?
Pinliang was unusually happy at the thought. "Shu, where do you think Mengyao wants to go?"
"How about the beach? Organize a spring outing and let all of our classmates go. Otherwise, Yaoyao sis won't go with you alone! "Yushu said.
"Sure, no problem. It's just a spring outing, right? I'll organize it in a bit. " With a goal in mind, Pinliang nodded and went to help Yushu throw out the trash.
Yushu hummed a song as she went back to class after taking care of Pinliang.
What surprised Doctor Kang and his family was that the trial had no effect at all!
The entire family, including Doctor Kang who'd taken the 'original' Pill of Life Extension and Toxin Cleansing, suffered from varying degrees of nausea and diarrhea, but there were no signs of detoxification at all!
Other than diarrhea and sweat, there were no signs of detoxification at all.
Miracle Doctor Kang forced his weak body to sit in his study. He had no choice but to call for an emergency family meeting to discuss this matter!
"Zhaolong, what's the problem? Why aren't we detoxifying? " Doctor Kang was confused. Even if there was something wrong with the composition of the dog poop, he'd taken the original Pill of Life Extension and Toxin Cleansing! Kang Ming Ming had taken half of it, and there were obvious effects. He'd taken the other half, so why was he no different from someone who'd eaten dog poop?
"I don't know, grandpa. Logically speaking, the ingredients are dog poop, and what you ate was the original Pill of Life Extension and Toxin Cleansing. How could it not have any effect?" Zhaolong said, feeling weak and dizzy.
"Could it be that it varies from person to person?" Doctor Kang asked, confused.
"I don't think so, grandpa, I didn't have any effects this time either …" Kang Ming Ming stood up, clutching his stomach. "I can't take it anymore, I'm going to shit my pants! I need to go to the bathroom!"
With that, Kang Ming Ming ran out of the study with a bunch of smelly farts.
But no one complained about his smelly farts, because everyone in the room was smelly today.
"Zhaoming's right- he didn't have any effects either. Did something go wrong with our experiment?" Doctor Kang nodded.
"That … Grandpa, I've thought of everything, but there's no way to explain it …" Zhaolong shook his head. "Could it be that what Zhaoming ate was different from what you ate?"
"Different? Wasn't it the same pill that was split into two parts? "Doctor Kang frowned.
"I'm just guessing, and I don't have any proof right now. But now that I think about it, our research direction was wrong." Zhaolong said. "We were all blinded by excitement, thinking that the most impossible thing was the most possible, that dog poop was the Pill of Life Extension and Toxin Cleansing! But now that we think about it, is it really that simple? "
"So you're saying that the Pill of Life Extension and Toxin Cleansing isn't dog poop?" Doctor Kang calmed down and thought about it. Zhaolong's words weren't unreasonable. Something as miraculous as the Pill of Life Extension and Toxin Cleansing was just dog poop, wasn't it too simple?
"Yes, it's just a guess, but I have two bold theories!" Zhaolong was the most educated member of the Kangs, after all. His analysis was clear and logical.
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