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"This …" Pinliang looked at the glass in Yushu's hand, hesitating. Was this girl doing the same thing she did to Jianwen last time?
Did she smear lubricant on the glass and drop it when he took it?
He wouldn't have thought too much about it if Yushu didn't add anything else, but now that she said it, he was hesitating whether he should take it or not.
"You don't want it?" Yushu looked at Pinliang, surprised. "Mr. 82, are you going to give up on this precious opportunity?"
"I …" Pinliang looked at the glass carefully with the light from the stage, making sure that it wasn't oily. He took it carefully, "Of course not, I'm just a little excited. This is the first time I'm standing on the same stage with the goddess of my heart, and we're even going to kiss her. I'm very excited, that's all …"
"Oh, alright, if that's the case, we can start now. Miss Mengyao, please stand properly. Mr. 82, you can start now. Do you want to kiss her on the cheek first, or on the lips?" Yushu asked.
"Oh? Can I do it one by one? "Pinliang asked, surprised.
"Of course, you can kiss her on the cheek first, then on the lips." Yushu nodded firmly.
"Okay, okay! Then I'll kiss her on the cheek first! " Pinliang picked up the glass piece excitedly and put it in front of his mouth. He was about to kiss Mengyao's face, but Yushu stopped him the moment the glass piece was about to touch Mengyao's face!
"Stop!" Yushu yelled suddenly.
"Oh?" Pinliang was startled, almost falling off the stage. He was about to ask Yushu what she was going to do, but he suddenly realized that his mouth was blocked by something, and he couldn't speak. "Oh, oh … Wuu … Wuu …"
"Mr. 82, what's wrong with your mouth?" Yushu cried. "Look, everyone, Mr. 82's mouth is swollen like a sausage. It was swollen like a sausage. What was going on? Could it be that he's a monster from another planet that transformed and disguised himself as a student? "
"Ah?" All the guests were shocked as well. As expected, Pinliang's lips were swollen like sausages. It completely blocked his mouth, making him unable to speak.
"Mr. 82, do you have an unmentionable disease? That won't do. I can't kiss the campus belle. What if I infect the campus belle? What do you guys think? "Yushu asked.
"Yeah, why is his mouth suddenly swollen? There must be something wrong!"
"That's right, I think this kid must have a hidden illness …"
"It's not a hidden disease. It's an acute infectious disease …"
"I think it's an STD. He got it from his gay friend …"
"Venereal disease … Pfft. You're so evil … "
The guests were saying all sorts of things, and Pinliang was scared out of his wits. Why is my mouth swollen? What was going on?
"Mr. 82, you're sick. Shouldn't you go to the hospital? Look at yourself, can you still continue with the safe kiss? "Yushu asked Pinliang with a face full of concern.
"Wuuuu … Ohhhh …" Pinliang wanted to say something, but his lips were so swollen that they couldn't be separated. It blocked his mouth, and he couldn't speak. All he could say was some meaningless syllables.
"What did you say?" Yushu asked.
"Wuuuu … Ohhhh …" Pinliang tried his best to express that he wanted to kiss her even if he was sick. It wasn't easy for him to get this opportunity, so how could he give it up?
"Oh. Mr. 82 is so generous, so kind! " Yushu said. "He said that for the school belle's safety, he won't kiss her anymore. He gave up this opportunity, but the money he spent on the auction will still be donated to the orphanage. Please give Mr. 82 a round of applause for his kindness!"
"Okay!"
"That's great! That's so kind!"
The crowd applauded. This time, no one was cursing Pinliang for being sick. Instead, they were sympathizing with him. He spent twenty million, and he still didn't kiss the school belle. This sickness came at the perfect time.
And so, Pinliang was pushed down the stage by Yushu, who pretended to support him. Then, he returned to the stage with Tai Weiliang and Zhen Huanzi, ending the auction …
Lin Yi didn't know the specifics of the Safe Kiss, but seeing Pinliang's face, he knew that it was the medicine he concocted. The medicine didn't have any side effects, though. At most, it would make his lips red and swollen, but it would go away on its own after a while. Lin Yi didn't want to kill him and make an enemy of the Everyday and Every Day Sect.
Pinliang was kicked off the stage for no reason at all. He rubbed his swollen lips after getting off the stage, not knowing what was going on.
"Liang Bro, what's wrong?" Xiaofu was waiting anxiously below the stage. He ran over when he saw Pinliang coming down.
"Wuuuu … Ohhhh …" Pinliang couldn't speak. He pointed at his mouth, wanting to cry but no tears came out.
"Type it? Then type it. Brother Liang, why don't you talk to me on your phone?" Gao Xiaofu quickly suggested.
"Wuuu!" Pinliang nodded as he pulled his phone out of his pocket and called Xiaofu. "I don't know what's going on, I was just about to kiss Mengyao when my mouth swelled up and I couldn't say a word … …"
"Oh?" Xiaofu looked at it, confused as well. He was a bystander, so he guessed what was going on. "Liang Bro, do you think that Yushu bitch did this to you?"
Pinliang's eyes lit up. He slapped his thigh and typed. "Yeah, it must be! There's something wrong with the glass!"
Pinliang wasn't an idiot. He understood what was going on with Xiaofu's reminder. Jianwen had been tricked once before, and Pinliang was wondering why Yushu wasn't tricking him anymore. It turned out that she did something to the glass!
Pinliang was furious at the thought. Damn it, that little bitch was too evil! She was the most evil person in the universe! Yushu's actions had taken away his chance to challenge Lin Yi. It seemed like he had to find another way to do it.
"Then what do we do now, Liang Bro?" Xiaofu asked.
Pinliang frowned and took out a small bottle from his pocket. Inside were some common pills that Naipao had given him before he left the mountain. Pinliang found a first level antidote and forced it into his mouth.
After a while, his mouth finally returned to normal. He didn't know if it was the antidote or if Lin Yi's poison had been detoxified naturally.
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