"Hey, Liangzi? What's up? " Yushu had just planned out the next step of her plan, and was just thinking about how to trick Pinliang into coming here when Pinliang walked right into her trap! What a nice guy he was!!!
"Shu, do you know about the fight between me and Lin Yi?" Pinliang asked.
"Fight? What fight? "Yushu pretended not to know and asked confusedly.
"Haha, it's like this!" Pinliang was overjoyed to hear that Yushu didn't know anything about it. He started explaining. "I've organized a tournament to see if I'm qualified to be your and Yao Yao's bodyguard, so I made a rule that whoever beats me will get a thousand kuai as a reward!" "That's right!" Of course, this is only for ordinary people. Cultivators naturally won't work. In that case, I'll definitely have to make a move …
Pinliang purposely gave Yushu a heads-up, paving the way for what would happen next. However, he didn't expect Yushu to agree with him!
"Yeah, yeah, if you don't fight against a practitioner, then you're an idiot!" Yushu added.
"Ugh … Yeah …" Pinliang smiled bitterly. Did that mean he was an idiot? But in order to smear Lin Yi's name, he didn't care if he was an idiot or not. He continued, "But, I didn't think that Lin Yi would suddenly come back and beat me up. He even asked me for a thousand kuai. Don't you think that's infuriating? He's a practitioner, how can he have the same rules as normal people? Isn't that cheating? I asked him to continue fighting with me, but he took the money and left. How shameless! "
"Oh, about that, I got it!" Yushu said, "Yaoyao sis and I didn't see your fight, so it doesn't count. Even if you want to fight, we have to be there to see it with our own eyes. Otherwise, it doesn't count!"
"Yeah, yeah!" Pinliang was overjoyed. "That's right, that's it. Without the two of you present, the competition doesn't count. He's only acting shamelessly for a while. When the time comes for the real competition, let's see if he can still act shamelessly! "
"But Liangy, I don't have time to talk to you right now, I'm busy!" Yushu interrupted.
"Ah? Sister Shu. What are you busy with? "Pinliang asked." Do you need my help? "
"No need. Yaoyao sis is feeling a little uncomfortable. She seems to have caught a cold and is lying on the bed. I need to take care of her!" Yushu said.
"Ah? Yao Yao caught a cold? Are you alright? "Pinliang rolled his eyes." Do you need me to go and help? "
"It's fine, it's the girls' dorm, you can't come in!" Yushu said.
"Ha, what makes you think I can't?" Pinliang curled his lips. He had already found out that the aunty of the female dormitory bullied the weak and feared the strong. He could move unimpeded!
"There's no need for that, right? It's inconvenient, isn't it? "Yushu hesitated." Yaoyao sis is only wearing pajamas … "
Mengyao glared at Yushu, annoyed. You're the one who made me wear it, aren't you? Besides, my pajamas are very tight, okay? Everything that needs to be covered is covered, and I'm even lying under the blanket!
"Huh? Pajamas? " Pinliang almost drooled when he heard that. But to hide his lustful look, he quickly put on a serious face. "What's inconvenient about it? I'm going to be your bodyguard soon. Are you not going to wear pajamas at home in the future? Wait, I'll go right now! "
"No, please don't come …" Yushu's tone changed from hesitant to firm.
Pinliang, on the other hand, couldn't hear the change in Yushu's tone. "Wait for me, I'll go right now!"
"Don't, don't … Please don't come …" Yushu hung up with that.
"Pfft … …" Mengyao almost burst out laughing when she heard Yushu hang up. "Shu, your acting was pretty good, wasn't it? Say it. Are you practicing when you have nothing better to do? Are you trying to seduce Lin Yi? "
"No way … I'm practicing for Yaoyao sis …" Yushu stuck her tongue out.
"For me? What does that have to do with me? "Mengyao blushed as she remembered something. She glared at Yushu. Prepare? Pinliang will be here soon! "
"Oh oh oh oh, I'll go prepare!" Yushu ran out of the dorm with the basin in her arms.
Pinliang, on the other hand, turned to Xiaofu after hanging up. "Take these things back and wait for me. I'm going to find Mengyao!"
"Liang Bro, you don't need my help?" Xiaofu asked carefully.
"Help? Help my ass! "Pinliang glared at Xiaofu." Didn't you hear that Yaoyao is wearing pajamas? What are you going to do? It's a girl's dorm too, why are there so many people? It won't be easy to get in! "
"Oh, okay …" Xiaofu didn't really want to see Mengyao in her pajamas. He just wanted to see if there were any other pretty girls in the dorm. Who knows, maybe he'd run into one. But he couldn't do that now. Pinliang wouldn't let him go at all. He could only go back to the dorm with the banners and wait for Pinliang's return.
Pinliang said goodbye to Xiaofu and ran towards Mengyao's dorm. He'd gotten Mengyao's room number a long time ago, and when he entered the door, Pinliang told the guard that his girlfriend was sick and needed to be taken care of. He also gave the guard a hundred kuai in private, and the guard let him in after confirming that there were no problems with the room number and name Pinliang had given her.
Pinliang, on the other hand, ran to Mengyao's dorm. He was about to knock on the door when he realized that it wasn't locked. He was overjoyed. He pushed the door open and rushed in!
He had a little bit of hope in his heart. Maybe he'd see some intimate scenes if he rushed in!
But the reality was cruel. Pinliang didn't see anything when he entered the dorm. He only felt a basin falling from the sky and splashing dirty water on his face. Fortunately, he reacted fast and dodged it in time. Otherwise, the dirty water would've gone up his neck!
"What's this? What's going on? "Pinliang wiped the dirty water off his face and sneezed, completely confused.
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