Lin Yi didn't expect Zhaolong to be this shameless, but there was nothing he could do about it. Out of sight, out of mind, out of mind.
The food here was really good. Perhaps it was because everyone was hungry, but they couldn't stop praising these farm dishes.
Zhaolong wanted to find something to talk about with Xinyan, but everyone was eating, and the atmosphere was a little heavy. He didn't know what to say!
These few days, Zhaolong had been reading a novel that Kang Ming Ming had recommended to him. It was called So Pure, So Flirtatious Prequel. It was said that there were a lot of tips on picking up girls and interesting things to do at the ski resort, so he decided to study it at the last minute. He was really engrossed in it, thinking that it was really useful!
He suddenly remembered that the main character in the novel liked to tell jokes to his girlfriend, and that made the girl laugh out loud. Zhaolong felt that he should tell Xinyan a joke as well.
"I'm sure everyone's depressed because of the robbers, right? Seeing that everyone's so focused on eating and not talking, why don't I tell you a few jokes? "Zhaolong said.
"Sure!" Tiger Right, who wasn't far from Zhaolong, was the first to cheer.
"Haha, this joke is actually a brain twister." Zhaolong turned to Xinyan with a smile. "What's that? It comes out from the butt, but it's still edible?"
"Wha?" Everyone froze, and even Tiger Right's expression froze. He felt a little disgusted. They were all eating, why did they mention something that came out of the butt? Wasn't that shit?
"Xinyan, do you know?" Zhaolong didn't notice the weird expressions on everyone's faces. He was focused on making Xinyan happy, and didn't think too much about it. He was an idiot when it came to relationships, or else he wouldn't have gone to those books to learn how to pick up girls.
"I … don't know …" Xinyan was focused on her food, and her face froze when she heard Zhaolong's words. She was speechless.
"It seems like no one knows. Then I'll reveal the answer!" Zhaolong said proudly. "The answer is … an egg! Hahahaha, an egg comes out of a chicken's butt. How's that? Fun, right? Hahaha … "
Xinyan's chopsticks just happened to be holding a piece of egg. Her hand shook, and the egg fell onto the table. His expression was as strange as it could be …
"Ugh …" Zhaolong realized that something wasn't right, too. He didn't expect Xinyan to be eating an egg at that exact moment. He felt a little awkward. "Xinyan, I was just joking, haha … Don't mind it, keep eating … Eggs come out of a chicken's butt, but don't they have shells? There's a saying that goes, 'Make mud without being stained'. This is the principle … "
"Ahem … I'm full …" Xinyan put down her chopsticks, having lost her appetite from Zhaolong.
Lin Yi picked up a piece of egg and put it in his mouth. He looked at Zhaolong faintly. "Done?"
"Ugh … I'm done …" Zhaolong's heart skipped a beat. He didn't believe that Lin Yi would do anything to him in front of everyone, but Lin Yi's calm tone just now was enough to scare him. Zhaolong couldn't help but get nervous.
"If you're done, then hurry up and eat!" Lin Yi took a bottle of corn juice and gave it to Xinyan. "Have some corn juice, you don't seem to have eaten much …"
"Oh …" Xinyan took the juice. She really didn't have much of an appetite after Zhaolong made her lose her appetite.
Zhaolong was a little annoyed- it seemed like his brain wasn't working properly after the beating. He said something that pissed Xinyan off, but he didn't dare say anything else. He just sat there quietly and ate his food …
Su Lengzi was the leader of the gangsters around the ski resort. Whenever he had nothing better to do, he'd bring his two lackeys, Ah Da and Ah Er, around the ski resort, collecting protection fees from the businesses nearby. Teasing pretty girls was something he enjoyed doing every day!
Of course, the reason why Su Lengzi was able to do so well here without the ski resort taking any action was because he had a good uncle. His uncle was the general manager of the ski resort, and he turned a blind eye to his nephew's actions. The businesses in the ski resort were already making a lot of money anyways, and even if his nephew tried to extort them, they wouldn't stop paying the second year's rent.
As long as there weren't any problems with the accounts, the chairman of the group wouldn't pay attention to the details of a ski resort under his banner.
Today. Dazi Su brought his two lackeys to the farmhouse where Lin Yi and the others were, but when he saw that the place was full today, Dazi Su's face turned ugly!
"Ah Da, Ah Er, clear out a table for me!" Su Lengzi ordered his two lackeys.
"Yes, Brother Lengzi!" Ah Da and Ah Er quickly answered and started choosing their targets.
While Ah Da and Ah Er were choosing their targets, Su Lengzi's eyes didn't stay idle. He looked at Wang Xinyan! This was a first class beauty, and Rash Su's hobby was to flirt with beauties. His eyes lit up when he saw Wang Xinyan!
"Wait!" Su Lengzi waved his hand, signaling Ah Da and Ah Er to slow down.
"What's wrong, Brother Lengzi?" Ah Da quickly asked.
"There's a pretty girl!" Su Lengzi pointed at Wang Xinyan's table.
Han Jingjing was a pretty girl, but she was eating and playing with her tablet with her head down, so Su Lengzi didn't see her. Plus, the first person he saw was Wang Xinyan, so he automatically ignored everyone else!
Su Lengzi walked behind Wang Xinyan with a smile, looking left and right. On one side was Lin Yi, and on the other side was Zhaolong. Su Lengzi wasn't an idiot. He saw that Lin Yi was unharmed, and Zhaolong's face was full of bruises, so he decided to pick a pushover!
"Pretty girl, not bad! I like it! " Su Lengzi teased Xinyan and slapped the back of Zhaolong's head, yelling, "Kid, stand up!"
"Fuck … Fuck!" There was a big bump on the back of Zhaolong's head. Although he'd applied some medicine, it wasn't completely gone, and Su Lengzi's slap made him grimace in pain. He jumped up and glared at Su Lengzi!
He'd already been pissed off enough. A couple of real robbers beat him up, and he didn't know what was going on. He got beaten up for nothing, and now he couldn't find anyone to take revenge on. After being scolded by Lin Yi, he didn't dare piss off Lin Yi, so he could only endure it.
But after being slapped on the head by a gangster, Zhaolong couldn't take it anymore! (To be continued …)
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