Chapter 1183 – Diarrhea
"Thank you, old woman! You're such a nice person, sending meat to my house!" Yushu waved her hand at Huli, who was livid with rage.
"I'm so pissed!" Gou Huli was furious, but there was nothing she could do.
Yushu carried the beef back to the villa with a smile, "Shield Bro, Gou Huli gave us some beef. See if it's okay?"
Lin Yi didn't go out, but he saw what happened from inside the house. He took the beef from Yushu and looked at it carefully, smelling it and licking it with his tongue, "It's okay, it's very fresh. I'll cook it for you tonight."
"Oh, this old woman is so kind!" Yushu clapped her hands.
"But this piece is too big, we can't finish it. Let's cut off half and give it to the lion." Lin Yi said.
"Okay!" Yushu happily took the beef to the kitchen and cut off a big piece before tossing it to the lion. "Little lion, this is your reward. Good job, keep it up!"
The lion shook its head and bit the piece of beef, as if it was thanking Yushu.
Gou Huli, who was watching from the yard, almost fainted from anger! She was the one who bought the meat!
Gou Huli was so depressed that she wanted to vomit blood. This lion was so ungrateful! Fine, since you're being unkind, don't blame me for being unkind!
In her anger, Gou Huli came up with an idea and drove the car back to the market!
This time, she bought a big piece of pork but didn't leave immediately. She found a small pharmacy and bought a bottle of fruit tablets, a laxative.
Gou Huli left the pharmacy and found a place to rest. She crushed all the pieces of fruit and mixed them into the meat. She laughed and drove back to the villa area after the powder dissolved and couldn't be seen anymore.
They arrived at House Chu's villa again, and Gou Huli got off the car with the pork. She pretended to be impatient like before, "Little lion, I'm here to see you again. I bought you your favorite pork, do you want to come back with me?"
As she spoke, she waved the pork in front of the lion. This time, the lion did the same thing as before. It walked over and bit the plastic bag in Huli's hand, bringing it to the villa's door and knocking with its front paw.
Yushu came out a while later, confused as she looked at the plastic bag in the lion's mouth. Was Gou Huli an idiot? He had already suffered a loss once, and now he was suffering a second time? Was she addicted to suffering losses, or did she have a bad memory?
But Yushu didn't say anything. She took the plastic bag from the lion's mouth and looked at Gou Huli, "Thank you, old woman, for giving us food again!"
"Wayayaya! I'm so pissed! "Gou Huli pretended to be angry.
Yushu came back to the living room with the plastic bag and asked suspiciously, "Shield Bro, why did Gou Huli give us food again? Is there a problem? "
"Let me see." Lin Yi took the meat from Yushu and smelled it. He wiped his hand on it and put it in his mouth, "It's a laxative."
"Ah!" Yushu was shocked and raged, "I knew Gou Huli wouldn't be so nice! She gave us a big piece of pork after giving us beef, isn't she an idiot? There's a problem! "
"General Weiwu, come here for a second." Lin Yi waved his hand at Weiwu.
Boss Lin Yi called, and General Weiwu ran over, shaking its head at Lin Yi.
"Take this to Gou Huli's kitchen, don't let anyone see it! Leave it in the kitchen and come back! "Lin Yi ordered.
"Woof woof!" General Weiwu barked twice and left with the plastic bag in Lin Yi's hands.
Yushu burst into laughter as she watched General Weiwu leave, "Wahaha! Shield Bro, you're so bad! Shu hasn't even thought of how to deal with that old woman Gou Huli, and you came up with such a bad idea! Wahaha, they're going to rob the toilet tonight! "
"Ha … That's Gou Huli's fault." Lin Yi didn't think much of it. After all, he didn't do anything. The laxative was Gou Huli's own doing. What did it have to do with him?
Gou Huli watched as Yushu entered the house and didn't come out again. She couldn't help but feel proud! It seemed like this idiot Yushu took the pork back! As long as they ate it, they'd have to go to the toilet!
At night, Xiao family's dinner was very sumptuous. Today was Xiao family's nanny's first day. After Mrs. Yu left, Gou Huli found a full-time nanny from a housekeeping company to take care of Xiao family's daily cleaning and cooking.
On the first day, this nanny cooked a few dishes and showed off her culinary skills. This was to gain the Xiao family's approval!
Gou Huli was very satisfied with the home-cooked dishes on the table. This nanny wasn't bad. She'd keep her for now. Gou Huli didn't plan on kicking her out.
The entire House Xiao and the two masters from House Pi sat around the table and ate heartily! Everyone ate happily, especially Gou Huli. Because of Gou Huli, she taught House Chu a lesson today. No one in House Chu's villa would be able to sleep peacefully tonight!
There was braised pork, double cooked pork, and all kinds of home-cooked meat dishes on the table. To Xiao family, they had eaten too many delicacies. These home-cooked dishes were very cheap.
Gou Huli ate a lot and was very full.
However, after the whole family ate and drank to their heart's content, the problem came!
First, it was Xiao Wangba and Xiao Wangdao. Their stomachs began to growl. These two were young people and ate more, especially meat. So it was reasonable for them to be the first to react!
And so, these two started running to the toilet!
Next was Gou Huli's turn! Because of her mood, Gou Huli ate a lot, especially meat. So, she started running to the toilet as well … Then, it was Xiao Ji, Xiao Ben, and Xiao Ben's wife. Finally, it was the two masters from House Pi!
The two masters from House Pi ate a lot as well, but because of their strong physique, they waited until the last to react!
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