We Want to Eat Seafood!
"Who still lights a fire these days? Isn't that something only primitive people do? It's all electric grills now! " Taizao said gleefully. "Look at Lin Yi, starting a fire over there like an idiot! It's not environmentally friendly at all, and it's easy to burn himself!"
"Fuck, you idiot, there's no electricity in the middle of nowhere! You didn't buy one that plugs in, did you? "Jianwen panicked a little.
"That's … Ganglou shouldn't have made such a stupid mistake!" Taizao started sweating at Jianwen's words. Yeah, there was no electricity in the middle of nowhere! Was this a joke?
"Then what's going on? Don't tell me it doesn't need to be plugged in! "Jianwen was pissed.
"An Bro, this is solar-powered, you don't have to use electricity …" Taizao said as he flipped open the manual. "I told you that Ganglou's a smart guy, he wouldn't make a stupid mistake like that!"
"Sun my ass, where's the sun? Why don't you ask him to buy one that's powered by the moon? "Jianwen was even more pissed. What the hell was this, solar powered?!
"An Bro, calm down. I'll call Ganglou right now and see what's going on!" Taizao wiped the cold sweat off his forehead. What the hell was with this Ganglou? Why did he buy such a stupid thing?
"Ask him then!" Jianwen waved his hand, troubled.
"Ganglou, what's wrong with you? Why did you buy a solar powered grill? Where's the sun at night? What do you expect An Bro and I to do with it? "Taizao scolded Ganglou right to his face.
"Taizao Bro, this is the latest high tech product, an upgraded version of the three in one. It's the best selling model right now!" Ganglou said, a little wronged. "Not only can it be powered by the sun, but you can also do it by hand, and you can connect it to the cigarette lighter in the car …"
"Is that so? Why didn't you say so earlier? You scared me!" Taizao breathed out in relief upon hearing that it could be powered by hand and a car. "How's An Bro's sports car?"
"I'm in the workshop, I'm repairing it!" Yang Ganglou said.
"Alright, you can repair it first. I'm going to barbecue with Big Brother An." Taizao hung up the phone and turned to Jianwen. "An Bro, this grill isn't just solar-powered, you can also use your hands to start the grill and get electricity from the cigarette lighter …"
"I see, I've wronged Ganglou then. This is good stuff, hurry up and put it in the car, I'm going to barbeque!" Jianwen was delighted.
Sure enough, after the barbecue grill was inserted into the car, it heated up and even shone with a colorful light. It was very beautiful!
Taizao put the meat skewers and chicken wings on the grill and started grilling them, filling the air with the aroma of barbecue!
"You roast it first, I'll go get Mengyao and the others!" With that, Jianwen walked over to Lin Yi's side and turned to Mengyao, who was going to help Lin Yi. "Yao Yao, you guys are here too? We're having a barbecue over there. Do you want to join us? What do you like to eat? I'll get Taizao to make some for you? "
Mengyao frowned. She'd thought that Jianwen would wait a while before coming to talk to them, but Jianwen came right after they'd settled down!
"We've prepared our own food, you guys eat yourself- thanks for the offer." Mengyao said indifferently.
"Haha, it's fine, it's just the two of us. We've prepared a lot of food, lamb skewers, pork skewers, vegetable skewers, chicken wing skewers …" Jianwen said excitedly.
"Yao Yao and I want to eat seafood!" Yushu interrupted Jianwen's words.
"Ah? Seafood? " Jianwen paused. He'd looked at the meat skewers in the car- they were basically all beef, lamb, chicken, and the like, there wasn't any seafood! "It's so nice to have a barbecue party at the beach, why do we have to eat seafood?"
"Of course we have to eat seafood at the beach! That's the mood, right? Eating seafood with the sea breeze is the best! You can eat barbecue anywhere! We can even have a barbecue party in our yard! Get out of the way if you don't have seafood, don't stay here! "Yushu's words stopped Jianwen.
"But … there's no seafood here?" Jianwen said bitterly.
"Isn't there seafood everywhere in the sea? What a joke! "Yushu pointed at the sea.
"Ugh … I see … You guys wait …" Jianwen couldn't do anything else, so he gave up and ran back to Taizao to think of something!
Jianwen felt that he'd made a mistake. He should've asked Mengyao what they wanted to eat when he went to her house, but it was too late now!
"Shu, you're so bad! You're not telling him to go fishing for seafood, are you?" Mengyao couldn't help but laugh. Wasn't this just torturing him?
"I'm not asking him to. If he wants to understand it that way, then so be it." Yushu shook her head with a serious face.
Mengyao shook her head. With Jianwen's personality, he'd probably send Taizao out to fish for seafood, but what could he do in the middle of the night?
As expected, Jianwen and Taizao went back to discuss and decided to go fishing for seafood!
Mutton skewers and chicken wings were delicious, but Mengyao didn't like them! Jianwen's main purpose for coming to the beach was to attract Mengyao's attention and get on her good side. Now that Mengyao wanted to eat seafood, of course he'd have to find a way to satisfy her request!
"Drive the car to the beach and shine the headlights on. We'll go fishing for seafood!" Jianwen gritted his teeth.
"Alright!" Taizao, of course, did whatever Jianwen said. He didn't really want to go fishing for seafood in the middle of the night, but he couldn't fall behind since Jianwen was doing it himself!
Jianwen and Taizao changed into swimming trunks and dove into the sea under the light of the headlights.
But where were they supposed to get seafood in the dark? Not to mention at night, even during the day, it would be difficult to catch any seafood! If he wanted to get seafood, he had to go deeper into the sea, but the sea was dark and quiet at night. Jianwen might be brave, but he didn't dare go too deep into the sea. If he wasn't careful, he'd be looking for death! This wasn't a swimming area, it was a danger zone! Who knew what dangers lurked under the sea?
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