Be frightened to death
"Shower? Why are you showering? Are you dirty? "Lin Yi paused. Why would Lingshan shower when she got home?
"I … I'm not dirty … …" Lingshan said, pissed off. She might not be dirty, but she'd showered the day before yesterday. She'd slept in the office last night, and it was inevitable that she'd become a bit of a clean freak.
It was her first time, after all, so she had to be more formal, right? It'd be fine if she didn't have the conditions, but now that she did, she had to shower!
"Why would you shower if you're not dirty?" Lin Yi said faintly, "Won't the makeup on your face go to waste after showering?"
"I … But you don't want to … Cultivate a relationship with me first …" Lingshan felt wronged.
Naturally, she wanted to have a candlelight dinner with Lin Yi first. Naturally, she had to pay attention to her appearance! The prettier she was, the more Lin Yi's heart would move, and then the two would naturally hug and kiss, and Lingshan could say no … She'd go shower first, and then the two would naturally fall onto the bed …
One had to admit that Lingshan's plan was quite perfect, but she was wrong about it. Her plan was a million miles away from Lin Yi's.
"Cultivate a relationship? Do we need to cultivate a relationship to raise our strength? "Lin Yi blinked. This was the first time he'd heard of something like this!
Looking at Lingshan's shy face, Lin Yi suddenly thought of something! Lingshan must've been thinking about it wrongly!
In fact, when Lingshan called Lin Yi and asked Lin Yi to come here to help her level up, Lingshan had already hinted at something like this, but Lin Yi didn't think much of it at the time. But today, Lingshan's behavior reminded Lin Yi of Lingshan's true goal!
Lingshan wasn't trying to use the same method she used in the prison to level up, was she? That was a little too absurd!
Lin Yi didn't know what Lingshan's practitioner's arts were like, but he knew that it was special. He didn't believe that Lingshan could level up just by thinking about a man touching himself! The last time she leveled up, she might have already touched the barrier of the next level, and that was why she broke through in that kind of situation!
However, Lin Yi would never believe that he could level up simply by relying on such a thing! Other people would train their whole lives and still not make any progress, but Lingshan just touched it for a while and broke through? This joke is not funny at all!
"Of course … It's my first time, after all …" Lingshan blushed as she carefully looked at Lin Yi's face, afraid that Lin Yi would get angry and leave!
Lingshan was a little annoyed- according to her investigation, Lin Yi should be a big playboy, surrounded by beauties, with a girlfriend, Tang Yun, and even having an unusual relationship with Mengyao and Yushu.
Today, Lingshan wanted to dress herself up to attract Lin Yi, but she didn't expect that Lin Yi didn't seem to be attracted at all … This made Lingshan very conflicted- was she really that bad?
"It's fine, it's not my first time." Lin Yi said faintly. He thought about Lingshan's misunderstanding, and decided to tease Lingshan.
In fact, Lin Yi liked the tiger girl from before, and arguing with her was quite interesting.
"Ah … It's not your first time? Then what was your first time? " Lingshan paused- she thought that it was Lin Yi's first time as well, but it didn't seem like it! So Lin Yi's first time was with Tang Yun?
"My first time was with myself." Lin Yi said faintly.
In actuality, the first person Lin Yi helped increase his strength was indeed himself!
"Ugh …" Lingshan paused, suddenly remembering a sentence she read on the internet, saying that most men gave their first time to their hands … Could it be that it was the same for Lin Yi?
That explained everything. Lingshan let out a breath of relief, but still asked hesitantly, "So today was the second time?"
"The second time was with a dog …" Lin Yi said.
"Ha? Dog? " Lingshan's eyes widened upon hearing Lin Yi's words, and she pointed at Lin Yi, her mouth wide open! With a dog? Wasn't Lin Yi a little too strong? With a dog? Was this a real life version of Beauty and the Beast? No, it should be a handsome guy and a mother beast …
"Yes, it's a dog, General Weiwu." Lin Yi nodded.
"Mighty … … General … …" Lingshan almost fainted on the spot! Wasn't General Weiwu Mengyao and Yushu's dog? Wasn't that dog a male? Lin Yi was with a male dog? How was that possible? Isn't this a little too inconceivable?
Lingshan felt a chill down her spine, and goosebumps popped up all over her body. She felt like she didn't like Lin Yi anymore … This man was too scary, wasn't he?
"Then … Was there a third time?" Lingshan continued to ask. She was a policewoman, after all, and she'd seen a lot of crazier cases. What Lin Yi said made her a little nauseous, but it wasn't as bad as those people who ate babies alive.
"The third time … Faubert!" Lin Yi said expressionlessly.
"Fu … Faubert …" Lingshan rolled her eyes, almost fainting! Faubert? Wasn't he Pengzhan's driver and butler? Wasn't he a man in his forties or fifties? Lin Yi was with him? Were they gay buddies? No wonder Lin Yi was with a male dog … So this was the reason!
Lingshan couldn't take it anymore! This was too disgusting, too perverted! She couldn't take it anymore! The last time she was in the dungeon, she had treated Lin Yi as her fantasy partner. She didn't think that Lin Yi would do something like this!
He ate both humans and beasts! Lingshan was even thinking that Faubert knew General Weiwu. Did the three of them have a threesome?
She couldn't take it anymore! Lingshan felt like throwing up! She couldn't take it anymore!
However, Lin Yi didn't care about Lingshan's expression. He said normally, "I called Jun Bro when I was downstairs, wanting to try it out with him, but he's not in the city, so I gave up and came to you first."
"Jun Bro … Yang Huaijun Bro?" Lingshan blinked.
"Yeah." Lin Yi nodded.
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