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Chapter 64

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The structure of the pet shower room was similar to a regular car wash. It was surrounded by shower faucets that could be taken down. The floor was covered with permeable iron mesh, which was connected to a drainage ditch. It was still early, so there weren't many people. Only a few people were washing their pets. From time to time, the sound of dogs barking and horses neighing could be heard.

Li Huailin's group of three arrived here. It was a quiet scene. Hongyan was drinking water and holding Little Taro in her hand. She was using a brush to comb its fur slowly. Because of its small size, Little Taro was the fastest to wash. It was done in three to five minutes.

Misty Rain was still busy lathering her little goat, but this goat looked quite docile. It didn't have any reaction when Misty Rain was caressing it. It just kept chewing its food.

Only Li Huailin's dog, Li Goudan, couldn't catch his breath. He fell to the ground and pretended to be dead.

"Brother-in-law, aren't you going to give the dog a bath?" Hongyan was done drinking water. She was still waiting for Misty Rain, so she walked over and said.

"Oh, I don't mind. I have nothing to do anyway. How about this, Goudan, do you want to take a bath?" Li Huailin said to Li Goudan who was on the ground.

Li Goudan shook his head quickly. What a joke. Let this guy give me a bath. What if this guy makes me eat the brush? Now Li Goudan's only hope was for Li Huailin to leave quickly and return him to the dog.

"You see, it's not that I don't want to take a bath. It's that this guy doesn't like to take a bath. I respect other people's choices the most. Even if Li Goudan is just a dog, I will still listen to his opinion and not give him a bath." Li Huailin said.

"Oh." Hongyan nodded while drinking water.

They waited for a while longer. Misty Red Dust was too meticulous, so her speed was too slow. Li Huailin and Red Beauty were getting impatient from waiting for her to finish.

However, Hongyan still had something to play with to waste time. That was the little taro in her hand.

"Brother-in-law, Brother-in-law, look at my little taro. It's so cute. Look, it can even perform." Hongyan said to Li Huailin while drinking water.

"You know how to perform? How?" Li Huailin asked.

"Look, it can dance." Hongyan took a sip of water and said with a smile, "Come, Little Taro, perform for brother-in-law."

Little Taro nodded very cleverly. Then, it stood up on its two feet. Then, its small body began to twist as if it was really dancing. It looked very cute.

"Look, look at brother-in-law. Isn't he awesome?" Hongyan said proudly while drinking water.

"D * mn, so awesome." Li Huailin exclaimed.

"Right? Right? My little taro is awesome, right?" Hongyan drank water and propped up her waist. She snorted and said.

"But it's not as awesome as brother-in-law. Brother-in-law's pet can perform even more awesome." Li Huailin continued.

"Ai? Dogs can also perform? What can they perform? "Hongyan drank water and asked happily.

Li Goudan who was on the ground also felt strange. I don't seem to have performed anything. How does this guy know what I can do?

"My family's Li Goudan has a super godly skill that is not taught to outsiders." Li Huailin said seriously.

"What is it? What is it?" Hongyan drank water and looked forward to it even more.

"That is our family's Li Goudan. He can eat anything. It's simply amazing. Don't you think so?" Li Huailin said.

"Woof?" Li Goudan was so scared that he jumped up from the ground.

"Ugh … Brother-in-law … that …" Hongyan drank water and suddenly had a bad feeling.

"Come, I know you don't believe it either. I will immediately perform for you." After Li Huailin said that, he directly pulled Li Goudan's tail that was just about to run away. He cried out in pain again.

"Ah, Brother-in-law, you don't have to perform anymore. You don't have to perform anymore." Looking at Li Goudan who was struggling, Hongyan drank water and said with a conscience.

"No, no, no. I also know that this special skill sounds very impossible, but it is indeed real. I must prove it to you. Then … then eat this." Li Huailin casually picked up a brush that was used for bathing pets.

Li Goudan looked at Li Huailin with a frightened dog. I was f * cking shot even though I was lying down. Why did I still have to eat the brush in the end? I guessed the result but I couldn't guess the process. I couldn't guard against it.

"Come, Goudan, you know. Eat it." Li Huailin said while holding the brush.

"Woo … woo …" Li Goudan peed his face.

"Ah, Brother-in-law, it's okay. It's okay. I believe you. I really believe you." Hongyan who was at the side quickly said while drinking water.

"What happened here?" The voice alerted Misty Rain who was at the side. Misty Rain also walked over and asked.

"Come, I will show you my Goudan's special skill." Li Huailin explained.

"What special skill?" Misty Rain was just washing the sheep. He didn't hear the conversation between the two, so he asked.

"Look carefully. This is a brush, right?" Li Huailin said while holding the brush.

"Yeah." Misty Rain who was at the side was confused, but he still nodded.

"Come, look carefully." As Li Huailin said that, he directly stuffed the brush into Li Goudan's mouth.

"Hey, hey, what are you doing?" Misty Rain who reacted quickly stopped him.

In the end, he was still a step too late. Due to the small size of the brush and Li Huailin's action being too fast, Hongyan didn't even have time to run to Li Huailin to drink water. Li Huailin had already stuffed the entire brush in.

"Woo!" Due to the sudden attack, Li Goudan wasn't prepared. He felt a gust of wind in front of him. Then, his mouth was stuffed with something that smelled like soap foam. It was very hard.

"Come, let's go." Seeing that the brush was stuffed in, Li Huailin's next step was to directly cover Li Goudan's mouth. Then, with a "peng" sound in front of Li Goudan's mouth, the brush was directly shot into Li Goudan's throat.

"Woo … Uh … Woo …" As expected, the brush was still too big for his throat. After a little bit, it immediately got stuck. Because he couldn't breathe, Li Goudan immediately began to cramp and roll his eyes.

"I'm going to die, I'm going to die again!"

Misty Rain shouted.

"Don't worry, don't worry. Look at me …" Li Huailin said again.

In the end, he was interrupted by Misty Rain before he could finish. "Don't tell me you want to use my staff to stab it in again. This really can't go in! Can you at least think about the size? "

"Uh … Normally, it can't go in, but our Li Goudan …"

"Ah, Brother-in-law, the dog is spitting out white foam."

Before Li Huailin could finish, Hongyan shouted while drinking water.

"What? Looks like it's a bit serious this time. "Li Huailin said.

"Hey, hey, you're still making sarcastic remarks here. Hurry up and think of a way to get the brush out." Misty Rain said.

"Wait, let me see …" Li Huailin looked at Li Goudan on the ground. His body was cramping and he was spitting out white foam. He studied him carefully. "Um … I've seen it. This time, there's really no hope."

"Forget it, I think it's good enough that he can live for half a day in your hands. He'll die sooner or later. The earlier he dies, the sooner he can be reincarnated." Misty Rain said while holding his forehead.

"The dog is so miserable …" Hongyan said while drinking water.

"Goudan, although we've only been family for a few hours, I'll always remember you." Li Huailin said emotionally.

"Your sister, I think I can still be saved. Why are you all standing around and waiting for me to die?" Li Goudan's consciousness on the ground gradually blurred. In the end, he thought of this sentence.

Li Goudan, born on July 17th, 21XX in Pet Homeland. After birth, he was tortured to the point that it was comparable to the top ten tortures of the Qing Dynasty. His age was 2 hours and 13 minutes.

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