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Chapter 22

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Flustered and exasperated, Li Huailin went offline. The first thing he did was to open the official forums. Sure enough, he found this post at the top of the forum.

"Help! Brother Awesome is in trouble!"

Poster: UP went online this morning to level up at the north gate of the city. I didn't expect to bump into Brother Awesome. I also didn't expect Brother Awesome to be here to rob me. I happily handed over 20 silver. After I went back, I felt like something was wrong. Why would a person like Brother Awesome go and rob people? Did he encounter some kind of trouble? What kind of trouble is he hiding? I don't understand, but I think that when one side is in trouble, help comes from all sides. I'm calling for players with spare cash to help out and "get robbed" at the north gate. Also, I hope that everyone won't say that they're going to donate money. Otherwise, Brother Awesome might lose face and refuse to accept it.

[First comment: Really? I'll go online and take a look.

2: Brother Awesome needs money? I have a lot of money. I'll donate 1 gold.

3: Are you crazy? Why should I give him money?

4: Damn! It's really hard to earn money in Glory. Even Brother Awesome needs money.

5: Come and watch. I don't have money.

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"F * ck …" Li Huailin couldn't help but want to vomit blood. Who said he needed money? He clearly wanted to die, but in the end, so many people donated money to him. Now, he would have to die again in the future. He went to the south gate and made a post, "Brother Awesome is robbing at the south gate." He went to the east gate, "Brother Awesome is robbing at the east gate." The most important thing was that he owed so many favors for no reason. Spirit world also gave him 10 gold. Even though they said that he didn't need to return it, Li Huailin was still unhappy.

The more he thought about it, the angrier he got. He busied himself for an entire day without gaining any experience. He also got into trouble for no reason. Hongyan drank water and owed so many favors. He didn't know what he was doing.

Most importantly, how was he going to level up in the future? It was all because of women. Shi Feng's current Attributes were frighteningly high. Not to mention PvP with other players, he couldn't even move a single monster. Even if a dozen or so monsters ganged up on him, it would still take them several minutes to kill him. Moreover, this was under the situation where no one was stealing his kill.

"Whatever, it's just 7 days." Li Huailin tossed and turned in his thoughts for a moment. Suddenly, he came to a realization. It wasn't like he couldn't level up forever. He just couldn't do it within the next seven days. Unlike other players, he didn't need to farm monsters to level up. He didn't need to worry about wasting seven days. There was plenty of time in the future. There was no need to find trouble for himself.

"I'll just wander around the game for the next few days and get to know the monsters in the game. It's faster and more convenient to die there. Consider it my preparatory work. Once the seven days are up, I'll go crazy and die to level up." Li Huailin clapped his hands, feeling that his plan was brilliant.

"Okay, I'll go to sleep. I'll start collecting information tomorrow." After making up his mind, Li Huailin got into bed. Anran entered the land of dreams.

The next morning, Li Huailin woke up at 7. He wasn't in a hurry to go online today. He had been cheated the whole day yesterday. Today, he needed to adjust his mood. After changing his clothes, Li Huailin decided to jog on the streets and eat breakfast.

As soon as he opened the door, Li Huailin heard an "Ah" sound.

Li Huailin took a look and saw that it was his neighbor, Chen Juan. Chen Juan was wearing a red off-the-shoulder evening dress and a red chiffon shawl. Her originally charming face now had a noble and elegant look on it.

It seemed that Chen Juan had just returned home and walked to her own door. She didn't expect the door to suddenly open, which gave her a shock.

"Little handsome, you scared me to death by suddenly opening the door." Chen Juan saw that it was Li Huailin. She patted her half-exposed chest and pretended to be scared.

"How could that be? If you scared a person to death by opening the door, wouldn't I be in jail?" Li Huailin smiled. "Sister Juan, you're back so early today."

"Why can't I come back earlier?" Chen Juan rolled her eyes. "I was unlucky yesterday. I didn't get a man. Do you think men are blind? Sister is so beautiful, but no one asked me out."

After saying that, Chen Juan looked up and down at Li Huailin. Then, she made a flirtatious gesture. "Little handsome, do you think I'm beautiful?"

"Beautiful. Look at me. I'm drooling on the floor. Where's the mop?" Li Huailin immediately said.

"Sister is so beautiful. Yesterday, I didn't find a man. Now I feel empty, lonely, and cold. Shouldn't you do something?" Chen Juan said as she leaned over.

"Don't, Sister Juan. Don't you think it's strange to be neighbors with someone who has a friendship? It'll be awkward if we see each other in the future." Li Huailin said with a smile.

"Well …" Chen Juan thought for a moment. "What you said is reasonable. Besides, you're poor. You can't afford to raise your sister. Forget it. I'll forgive you."

"Hehe." Li Huailin smiled. He closed the door and was about to go out.

"Wait …" Suddenly, Chen Juan reached out to stop Li Huailin.

"Huh?" Li Huailin turned his head. "What's wrong?"

"Thank you for last time. I was drunk." Chen Juan smiled and added. "You're a good man."

"Then I still have some confidence." Li Huailin smiled and waved his hand. "Sleep early. I'm going out."

"Pfft. You're really proud of yourself." Chen Juan spat and opened the door to go back to her room.

The morning in the city was quiet and peaceful. Although it was summer, it was still a little cool. At 7 o 'clock, most of the young people were still resting. Because it was a holiday, most of the children slept late at night. Only some of the elderly got up early to exercise.

Li Huailin jogged along the QT River near his home. Although he was jogging, Li Huailin's breathing had its own unique rhythm. This was a very strange breathing mechanism. It was very difficult for normal people to change their breathing habits. Li Huailin learned this breathing method for a total of seven years before he managed to adjust his breathing. Now, every breath became a natural habit.

When he reached the park along the river, Li Huailin slowed down a little. He adjusted the length of his breathing. Then, he walked to the front of the park's horizontal bar and began to do chin-ups. Recently, he had been playing games a little too much. It made Li Huailin's body feel a little rusty. Since he was out today, Li Huailin hurriedly did more activities.

After about an hour of activity, Li Huailin felt a little tired. So, he jogged back to his home. He ate some breakfast at the door and went upstairs to take a shower. Then, he sat in the gaming chamber again.

The black screen flashed and Li Huailin appeared at the north gate of the main city. It was also the place where he went offline yesterday. Before he could stand properly, a voice that gave Li Huailin a headache suddenly came.

"Brother-in-law!"

Li Huailin rolled his eyes. There was only one person who called him that. He turned his head silently. It was indeed Hongyan who was drinking water.

"Brother-in-law, you're online. I've been waiting for you for a long time." Hongyan said happily as she drank water.

"Why were you waiting for me?" Li Huailin said gloomily.

"Of course I was looking for Brother-in-law to play … No, I was looking for Brother-in-law to learn the profound meaning of robbing. Robbing with your eyes." Hongyan accidentally said it while drinking water. She quickly corrected herself.

"…" Li Huailin was speechless.

"By the way, Brother-in-law, are we going to rob people today? Are we still going to rob people here?" Hongyan asked excitedly as she drank water.

"We're not robbing today. Brother-in-law has something to do. You can go practice by yourself." Li Huailin said quickly and wanted to slip away.

"Hey … Brother-in-law, wait, wait." Hongyan drank water and quickly pulled Li Huailin back. "Brother-in-law, what's the matter? I'll go with you. "

What matter? I just want to get rid of you. Of course, Li Huailin wouldn't say that. He thought for a while and said, "Brother-in-law also needs to level up. You saw that Feng Yiliu asked me to fight in ten days. I can't lose to him. It'll be too embarrassing."

"Ah, Brother-in-law!" Suddenly, Hongyan drank water and screamed. "Something happened!"

"Ah?" Li Huailin was stunned. "What happened?"

"Sister is in danger!" Hong Yan hurriedly shouted as she drank some water.

"Danger?" Li Huailin was stunned. What does it have to do with me if she's in danger? Let alone being friends with her, we don't even have a friendship. But of course, he couldn't say it like that. He asked, "What happened?"

"There's a group of people from a big guild surrounding sister. They said that their guild leader wants her to be his girlfriend. Brother-in-law, this is a slap to your face. Hurry up and save the situation. Beat them all up!" Hongyan said as she drank water and pulled Li Huailin away.

"Hey, hey." Li Huailin was just about to say something when a light bulb went off in his head. "F * ck, why didn't I think of that? If one person can't kill me, then a group of people can't kill me either. Why didn't I go and provoke a big guild and have tens of thousands of people chase after me? I'm just too f * cking smart."

Thinking of this, Li Huailin suddenly became excited. "Motherf * cker, which guild's S13 dares to rape my woman? I'll definitely kill them until they call me daddy!"

Hongyan's mouth suddenly curled into a proud smile as she drank water. "That's right, that's right. Brother-in-law, you must teach them a lesson."

"Let's go!" Li Huailin said heroically.

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