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Chapter 169

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Feng Yiliu's eyes flashed when he saw Li Huailin flying away. "The attack power is so strong, and there's even a knockback effect."

"The main tank is already flying away. Hurry up and go up," Jade Emperor said to Feng Yiliu.

"Don't worry," Feng Yiliu said calmly. "Let me try the Fallen Hero Axe first."

"I told you, it's not the Fallen Heroes' Godly Axe. It's just an old axe. Alright, here …" The Jade Emperor handed over the axe as he spoke. However, just as he was about to hand over the axe, the teddy bear behind him shrank back and swung it forward. Its target was none other than Feng Yiliu.

"Hey, the attack is coming from behind," Jade Emperor said immediately.

"Don't worry." Feng Yiliu leaned back slightly, and the bear doll's paw passed in front of Feng Yiliu. It was only ten centimeters away from Feng Yiliu, but it did not touch Feng Yiliu's body at all.

"I've already calculated just now. This bear's body length is only 5.1 meters. According to my current position, it can't attack me," Feng Yiliu said confidently.

"Why did you suddenly become so reliable? I'm not used to it. Is calculating distance in an instant your strength?" Jade Emperor asked.

"Of course. At this level, we can tell at a glance," Feng Yiliu said. "Anyway, we are all safe at this distance."

As soon as Feng Yiliu finished speaking, the bear doll suddenly roared. Then, it pulled its body into the air and took a big step forward.

"What about the fact that it can jump?" Jade Emperor said.

Feng Yiliu was speechless.

"Kumar!" Teddy Bear roared and slapped Feng Yiliu, who was in front of him, into the air.

"Oh my god, the mascot is killing again!" Jade Emperor shouted.

There were only three people left on the scene. The bear doll had just slapped Feng Yiliu away, and its next target was Millennium Invariant, who was standing closest to it.

"I've got my eyes on you, Chenzai." "Your shooting range should be further than his attack range. Kite him for a while and wait for the Main Tank to come back. Speaking of which, the Main Tank is a bit too slow."

"This won't do! I can't attack, "Millennium immediately shouted.

"Why?" the Jade Emperor asked curiously.

"She's too cute. I can't do it!" Eternity Unchanged replied immediately.

"Cute?" The Jade Emperor narrowed his eyes and looked at the teddy bear that was five meters long and twisting in the air like a noodle. He then took a deep breath and said, "Qianzai … Can you please tell me what's so cute about it? What does this thing have to do with being cute? "

"Don't you think its eyes are very cute? It looks very interesting, "Millennium Unchanged said.

"This thing is totally a curiosity, okay? Tell me how twisted your taste is. Hurry up and shoot it, you bastard! "Jade Emperor gritted his teeth and said.

"Al … Okay." Millennium Unchanged looked at the furious Jade Emperor, slowly raised the bow in his hand, and struggled to aim at the teddy bear in front of him.

"Kumar!" The teddy bear began to attack again, and with a twist of its body, it attacked Millennium Unchanged.

"I can't do it at all. This guy is making me cry," Millennium Unchanged suddenly shouted. "I can't just use its eyes!"

Jade Emperor: "…"

In the next second, Millennium Immutable was sent flying into the distance.

"Good hit! I can't help but give you 32 likes! "Jade Emperor shouted.

"Kumar!" Another teddy bear was sent flying, and this time, it turned to the Jade Emperor.

"What are these guys doing? I don't know where they are now." Jade Emperor facepalmed, then said to Anran beside him, "Why isn't the main tank back yet? Anran, step back a little, and wait for the main tank to come back."

"No, I can't do it," Anran replied, standing in the same place.

"Eh? Why? " Jade Emperor asked curiously. "Don't tell me that you also think this teddy bear is cute and can't bear to leave."

"No." Anran shook her head.

"Then what's going on?" Jade Emperor asked.

"My body is paralyzed, and I can't move," Anran said calmly.

"Eh? How can it be paralyzed? Does it have such a trick? " Jade Emperor looked at the teddy bear opposite him. It did not seem to have any skills, but it kept hitting people.

"It's not because of it," Anran replied. "It's probably because of the fruit in my hand."

"Huh?" Jade Emperor looked down, and sure enough, Anran was holding a few small fruits in her hand. They were the size of cherries, but they were a strange color with red and purple stripes. No matter how he looked at it, they did not look like normal fruits.

"Where did this thing come from?" Jade Emperor asked.

"I just picked it from the roadside," Anran replied.

"And then you ate it?" Jade Emperor asked.

"Yes." Anran nodded.

"What are you thinking? This fruit is so bright, and it's obviously poisonous, okay? Normal people wouldn't eat it, right? "Jade Emperor said.

"But it looks delicious," Anran said.

"I …" Jade Emperor took a deep breath, then turned to the teddy bear. "That hunting creature over there, please send this guy flying, or I'll really go berserk."

The teddy bear was very cooperative. It roared, "Kumar!" Then, it slapped Anran, who was standing on the spot, and sent her flying.

"Why do I feel that the most reliable person here is this hunting bear? What are the others doing?" Jade Emperor couldn't help but ask.

"I'm back!" When only Jade Emperor was left, Li Huailin, who was the first to be sent flying, finally ran back.

"That's too slow. You were only sent flying a few meters. How long did it take you to run back?" Jade Emperor shouted.

"Ah, sorry, there's actually a reason. Please allow me to explain," Li Huailin said.

"Okay, I'm listening." Jade Emperor nodded.

"After I was sent flying, I fell to the ground and found a small grass in front of me. There were a few small fruits with red and purple stripes on it. Because it looked very delicious, I picked it up and ate it. I didn't expect it to be poisonous, so I was paralyzed. I can only move now," Li Huailin said.

"Who did you learn this problem from? There are still monsters here that haven't been killed. One by one, it's obvious that it's poisonous. What are you doing? "Jade Emperor broke down.

"I can't help it. That fruit looks very delicious, but it does taste good. It's just that it's poisonous and troublesome." Li Huailin touched his head and said.

"Okay, okay, I don't want to talk about this anymore. Can we fight monsters? Can we fight monsters? "Jade Emperor said.

"Okay, no problem. Where's my Fallen Hero Axe? Let me kill this teddy bear. "Li Huailin reached out and said.

"I just gave it to Feng Yiliu, but this guy also sent it flying." Jade Emperor said impatiently. "He flew out for half a day, and he doesn't seem to have any intention of coming back."

"Why did you give the key item to this guy? Do you think this guy is reliable? You have to leave it to me. "Li Huailin said.

"There's no one reliable at all, okay? You flew out even faster than him, okay? " Jade Emperor said. "Besides, why do you have to use an axe to chop it? Just attack it with a weapon!"

"It's a bear. How can you use a normal sword to chop it? It's an insult to it! You have to use the Fallen Hero Axe to kill it. "Li Huailin said.

"Insult your ass. It's just a small monster. Can you please insult it?" Jade Emperor said.

"Have you ever thought about how pitiful a bear that can't die under the Fallen Hero Godly Axe is …" Li Huailin tried to persuade her with emotion and reason.

"Why would I think about a bear? And look at it clearly. How does this guy look like a bear?" Jade Emperor pointed to the long teddy bear that was still twisting beside him.

"Huh? I haven't seen it for half a minute. Why did it suddenly become so much cuter? "Li Huailin just noticed the change in the teddy bear and sighed.

"How is it cute? Tell me, how twisted is your beauty?" Jade Emperor couldn't help but say.

"I'm back." At this time, another person came out of the bushes. The two of them turned around and saw that it was Feng Yiliu, who was the second to fly out.

"Too slow!" Jade Emperor roared.

"I'm sorry. When I flew out, I saw a fruit with red and purple stripes on the ground. I thought it looked delicious, so I ate it and got paralyzed …" Feng Yiliu held his forehead and said, "I'm sorry, I forgot myself …"

"Are you done? Is Anran's bad habit contagious?" Jade Emperor roared.

"Ah, I'm back." Another person ran out from the nearby bushes. Everyone turned around and saw that it was indeed the third Millennium Invariant that flew out.

"Sorry, I was supposed to come back early, but …"

Just as Millennium Immutable was about to explain, Jade Emperor interrupted him. "You flew out and fell to the ground. You saw a fruit with red and purple stripes, so you picked it up and ate it. You were paralyzed when you realized it was poisonous, right?"

"How did you know!" Millennium Immutable looked at Jade Emperor in surprise. "Did you see it? No way, you saw me in such a embarrassing state. It's so shameful! "

"Shameful my ass. Do you want to play with all of you for a poisonous fruit? Can you still play the game happily? "the Summoning Jade Emperor shouted.

"Don't worry, don't worry. Everyone, kill the monster," Li Huailin said immediately. "You over there, bring me my Fallen Hero Axe."

"You're using a one-handed axe?" Feng Yiliu asked. "Don't you use a two-handed sword? I'm the dual-wielding one."

"Who cares? I have to use the Fallen Hero Axe to kill the bear," Li Huailin said. "I'm the main tank. I should be the one doing it, right?"

"Well … that makes sense. I'll give it to you then." Feng Yiliu nodded.

Li Huailin took the axe and waved it in his hand. Then, he stretched out his left hand and said in high spirits, "Okay, brothers, the divine weapon is in hand. Let's use it."

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