Xu Cheng reached out to shake hands with the two new seniors from Diamond and introduced himself, "My name is Xu Cheng."
Fang 8 waved his hand. "Sigh, real names are boring. For us, Dragonblade, names are just a bunch of sockpuppets. Let's just use nicknames."
Xu Cheng awkwardly said, "I don't have a nickname."
Bei Shan: "Why not? Didn't I give you one last time?"
"Huh?" Xu Cheng looked at him blankly.
Bei Shan: "Second Bro!"
Pu!
Xu Cheng felt like his chest was hit by an arrow.
"That nickname sounds awesome. Don't mention it, from now on, you will be called Second Bro!" Fang J laughed.
Fang 8 clapped his hands. "This nickname sounds domineering. Not to mention, in our Dragon Stop, no one dares to call themselves Second Bro! It's a symbol of strength, how great is that! "
Bei Shan nodded. "Senior Bro, I also put a lot of thought into this."
Xu Cheng looked like he had nothing left to live for. "I want to die!"
Then, he curiously asked Bei Shan, "Senior Bro Bei Shan, what are the three of you doing here?"
Fang 8 said, "Senior Bro Bei Shan said you were in danger, so we came over. Now, it seems like you are doing very well."
Fang J: "Second Bro, I have a serious question to ask you. You have to answer me very seriously."
Xu Cheng nodded. "Go ahead."
Fang J: "That girl you were hugging just now is your wife?"
Xu Cheng wanted to cry. F * ck, don't bully people like this. Do I have to hang a plaque around my neck that says, "Lin Chuxue is my wife" for you guys to believe that my wife is the beautiful Lin Chuxue that can topple cities and countries?
Bei Shan: "I already asked him this question, and I can answer you guys. That ridiculously beautiful girl is his wife."
Fang 8 and Fang J said in unison, "Senior Bro, are you sure you didn't get it wrong?"
Bei Shan rolled his eyes at Xu Cheng. "You can explain it to them yourself."
Xu Cheng looked at the two who didn't believe him at all and said, "No matter how beautiful a girl is, as long as you go after her, you will definitely get her. The key is to use your heart, not your d * ck!"
Fang J squinted his eyes. "You call yourself Second Bro, and you are telling us to use our heart to chase after a girl? Don't make me laugh, okay? "
Xu Cheng: "I don't f * cking understand you guys."
Fang 8: "Then how do we chase after him? I, your Senior Martial Brother, will get wet as soon as I take off my glasses. I also want to be more attentive! "
Xu Cheng looked at him. "Why don't you take off your glasses?"
Fang 8 took off her glasses and looked at Xu Cheng with a cute face.
Xu Cheng looked at it for a while and then turned his head away, sighing as if he just ate sh * t today. "So f * cking disgusting! You should go to Korea to improve your foundation. You're like Zhu Bajie. No matter how hard you try, no girl will like you. "
Fang J: "Don't say that. You call him Senior Brother Shou. Actually, it's not easy for him. After all, his superior still wants to sneak into him."
Fang 8: "..."
Xu Cheng: "That's a good thing, at least it's not bad, right? Senior Brother Shou, you should try it out first."
Fang 8: "Your sister!"
Fang J: "By the way, Lao Er, how did you manage to woo your wife? Teach me a move or two? "
Xu Cheng: "It's very simple, just shamelessly chase after her. What is a woman? A flower? Where's the man? Cow dung! If the flower wants to grow, how can it live without cow dung as fertilizer? So, you should treat yourself as a qualified cow dung and chase after her for her great dream and goal. "
Fang 8 nodded, and with a look of awe, he asked, "Then how do you become a qualified cow dung?"
Xu Cheng: "That's a good question. As a qualified cow dung, there should be a flower planted on you, right? Then you have to think about it. After the flower absorbs your nourishment, it's basically saying that it's yours. Anyone who dares to get close to it will be killed without mercy! "
Fang J: "For example?"
Xu Cheng: "For example, last semester, someone sent her a love letter and harassed her. After school, she went to the alley and beat him up! It doesn't matter if it's him or them! You have to let them know who the flower belongs to! If they don't know, then keep beating them up until they know, even if it's a bloody head! Another example, last night at the banquet, you pointed at those aristocrats and called them retarded and trash. You have to master the quintessence of scolding them five times a second. If you can't beat them, then don't care about the consequences, just beat them up. Who cares if they're rich or rich? As a qualified cow dung, you have to be prepared to defend that flower against the entire world. For example, you have to first chop that watermelon knife all the way from the Platinum Palace all the way to the palace gate.
Fang 8: "…"
Fang J: "…"
After a while, the two of them finally said, "You are a f * cking lunatic. If you risk your life for a girl, even the Goddess of Mercy will fall."
Xu Cheng suddenly lit a cigarette for himself, took a drag, and sighed. "Sigh, I don't want to hide this from you guys. Chasing girls is really tiring. Ever since I punched the first bad guy who harassed my wife in middle school, I knew that the road ahead was going to be hard, and I also knew that it was a road of no return. However, I can't take back my punches anymore. It's not like the police will forgive you just because you hit someone and say sorry, right? Over the years, my wife has become more and more beautiful, and now, I can't stop at all. "
Then, he left first.
Bei Shan asked, "Where are you going?"
Xu Cheng: "I'm addicted to beating people up. Do you guys want to come with me?"
Fang 8: "Where to? I'm too lazy to beat up normal people. "
Xu Cheng threw away the cigarette butt. "Platinum Palace."
The three senior brothers' eyelids twitched. "What are you doing?"
Xu Cheng casually said, "Chopping people up."
The three senior brothers shivered.
"Junior Brother, isn't the level of the enemy a bit too high? Wouldn't it be a bit overwhelming for you to go and beat up the boss without saying anything? "
Xu Cheng nodded and said, "In fact, at the banquet, I tested the waters, and I felt like I could put up a fight. That's why I revived on the spot this time, and it's still early in the morning, so I can't miss this opportunity. Okay, I'm going now. Senior Brother Bei Shan, if you have nothing better to do, can you go to the Lin Family's manor and help me keep an eye on them? I'm afraid there might be thieves eyeing me."
Then, he left.
Fang 8 and Fang J were both speechless. "Are you really going?"
Bei Shan looked at Xu Cheng's receding figure and sighed. "This brat talks crazy, and his actions are even crazier. Last time I went to the black market, I was f * cking screwed by him. The Sonora Family in the Mexican black market was wiped out, and I was held hostage by this bastard in front of the other five major families and then shot in the head. This brat knows who's responsible for everything he does, and he's very cunning. He ambushed the Sonora Family in the black market, broke into their house, and killed their entire family! Sigh, I'm f * cking regretting following his ass. The Sect Master doesn't respect his elders enough, and I'm f * cking screwing with this guy! "
Fang J: "I've never seen the queen even once in my life, and my daily missions are only at the mercenary level at most, but this bastard actually went to the boss's house to kill monsters and level up. As expected, my second brother's world really doesn't understand."
Fang 8: "Looking at the repercussions of my second brother chasing after girls, I might as well not resign and get infiltrated by my boss."
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