"Not only did I die, but I also went to the Western Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss, where I met the Buddha. He told me that an old bald donkey was doing shameless things in his name, so he let me go back and told me to tell the old bald donkey — the Buddha said, 'F * ck you!'
Speechless cast a sneer at Reverend Misery Sea as he slowly walked over. His footsteps were a little unsteady, but his limbs looked stiff. It was probably because he had been 'lying like a corpse' for so many days that his limbs were numb.
These words were said in a joking manner. They cursed Reverend Misery Sea's shamelessness thoroughly. If not for the timing being inappropriate, Shi Xiaobai and Mu Lengxi could not help but give him a thumbs up and praise 'well cursed'. But at that moment, the two of them were only pleasantly surprised, shocked and puzzled.
Speechless had been revived? Or was he not dead at all?
They naturally did not believe that 'he had reached the Western Paradise and was sent back by Buddha'. However, they could not figure out what was going on.
Reverend Misery Sea maintained his' benevolent 'smile despite being mocked. He said softly, "My sins, my sins. The name of Buddha is not to be joked about. Patron, your words are too rash."
Speechless responded with a sneer. Just as he was about to speak, Tyger Li beat him to it and said, "My unfilial son speaks without restraint. Reverend, please do not take it to heart."
Although Tyger Li said so, his expression was calm. His tone did not sound apologetic, nor did he berate Speechless. It was as though he was' pampering 'his son.
Reverend Misery Sea gave Tyger Li a deep look and said with a chuckle, "Buddha says: Not forgiving all life, not forgiving all life is suffering for oneself. Although This Penniless Monk does not have the breadth of mind of Buddha, This Penniless Monk is not that narrow-minded. Your son is young after all, so it is inevitable that he is frivolous. That is understandable, so This Penniless Monk will naturally not be angered. However, do not do evil because it is trivial. Your son does not know how to pay respects to Buddha and spouts such vulgar words. He still needs to cultivate his character and cultivate his character. If your son does not mind, he can come to Shaolin to cultivate for a period of time. Buddha can enlighten a person's heart. Reading all the Buddhist scriptures will give one a Buddhist heart. Striking the wooden fish shows that one's heart is not foolish. Cleansing one's heart and keeping one's will, one's destiny will. That is a great opportunity! "
When Speechless heard that, he rolled his eyes and said with a scoff, "If I fail as a human, how can I succeed in becoming a Buddha? Old Bald Donkey, you have been vegetarian your entire life, but you have gone in the wrong direction. It's fine if you don't have any affinity with Buddha. Instead, This Emperor can bestow upon you a Zen saying as a form of good karma. Listen well. Speechless Li says: If a man has no teeth, his words will leak air. If his heart is black and his mouth stinks, it is like farting! "
Regardless of how good Reverend Misery Sea's' self-restraint 'was, it was unbearable for him to be cursed in such a manner. His expression changed slightly as a look of anger flashed in his eyes. However, Speechless's status was not something he could easily do. All he could do was turn his head to look at Tyger Li and say, "Premier Li, it appears your son has many misunderstandings about This Penniless Monk. This Penniless Monk probably cannot stay here any longer."
Reverend Misery Sea had used 'leaving' as a threat to make Tyrant Li exert pressure on Speechless.
However, Tyrant Li did not seem to understand the underlying meaning. He nodded and said, "Alright, then Abbot, please take your leave first. Family matters aren't convenient, so I won't send you off. Take care."
Reverend Misery Sea was taken aback as he pointed at Shi Xiaobai and said, "But the matter of subduing this evil thief …"
Tyrant Li gave Reverend Misery Sea a 'strange' glance and said, "Since my son is not dead, he did not kill anyone. Calling him an 'evil thief' is truly a misunderstanding. Now that the misunderstanding has been resolved, there is naturally no need for him to be subdued."
Reverend Misery Sea's face was filled with shock. He could not understand Tyrant Li's sudden change in attitude. Why did Tyrant Li, who was yearning to kill Shi Xiaobai with his own hands, suddenly become so 'understanding'?
Reverend Misery Sea could not help but say, "But this' evil thief 'had not only slapped you thrice, he had also used vicious means to injure the Seven Wolfskins. He is extremely domineering and extremely ruthless. In the future, he might become a calamity, so how can we ignore him?"
Tyrant Li said calmly, "Reverend, you also said that 'repent of the butcher's knife and immediately become a Buddha'. Since even a butcher can become a Buddha, why can't a youth who has yet to reach adulthood? Buddha says that 'all beings are equal'. He also says that 'Buddha is a person of experience, while man is a future Buddha'. It's not impossible for this youth to become a Buddha. Reverend, you keep talking about subduing and killing him, but you still lack a Buddhist heart. You lack some Buddhist kindness. "
When Reverend Misery Sea heard this, he nearly vomited blood from anger. When did it become him saying that he wanted to kill Shi Xiaobai? Could it be that Tyrant Li was a 'wok pushover demon'? Furthermore, he had used three Buddhist sayings to educate him. How could Tyrant Li think nothing of him?
At that moment, Speechless had already walked in front of Reverend Misery Sea. He looked down at Shi Xiaobai, who was pressed to the ground by the 'Five Fingers Mountain'. He looked up and said coldly to Reverend Misery Sea, "Aren't you going to quickly release This Emperor's friend?"
Reverend Misery Sea's breathing stagnated. When had he ever been treated so rudely? Furthermore, he had been belittled and cursed by two young juniors in a single night?
Tyrant Li also spoke at that moment, "Release him. Reverend, do not repeat your mistakes."
Reverend Misery Sea was immediately incensed. He nearly lost control of his' Buddhist heart '. The father and son had attacked him together, making him an unwelcome outsider. What was going on with Tyrant Li? Why did he seem to turn into a different person the moment Speechless appeared? He went from a cold-blooded tiger and sinister fox to a' great father 'that indulged his son?
Reverend Misery Sea's expression flickered. He was unwilling to let go of Shi Xiaobai, who had immeasurable potential and had formed an 'ill-fated relationship' with him.
"There's no need."
Shi Xiaobai suddenly bellowed at that moment.
There's no need?
Reverend Misery Sea looked down and his pupils immediately constricted.
He saw Shi Xiaobai, who was being suppressed by the 'Five Fingers Buddhist Seal', suddenly turn dark green in color. His arm muscles bulged like a dragon as he let out a beast-like roar from his throat. His hands pressed against the ground and he slowly crawled up while resisting the 'Five Fingers Buddhist Seal'!
A surging force emitted from the youth's body as he pressed against the ground with both hands. Like an overlord lifting a cauldron, he crawled up from the ground like a prostrate behemoth!
Boom!
The 'Five Fingers Buddhist Seal' was shattered by Shi Xiaobai's strength! Following that, he returned to his human form from the Transcendental Second Transformation. His face looked somewhat pale and clearly, he had used all his strength.
However, he had indeed used his own strength to shatter the 'Five Fingers Buddhist Seal'! Reverend Misery Sea did not manage to completely suppress the youth!
Reverend Misery Sea's eyes were filled with disbelief. He could not believe that a weakling at the Psionic Mortal Realm could shatter his' Five Fingers Buddhist Seal '. It was impossible!
Reverend Misery Sea immediately felt monstrous killing intent. A monster like Shi Xiaobai was something he had never seen in his life. Yet, he had formed an ill-fated relationship with him. He was bound to become a source of trouble for him in the future.
This kid could not be left alive!
Reverend Misery Sea's eyes were extremely gloomy.
Tyrant Li gave Reverend Misery Sea a ruminative glance as an undetectable sneer flashed across his lips.
Speechless looked at Shi Xiaobai, who had shattered the 'Five Fingers Buddhist Seal', and gave him a thumbs up. He praised sincerely, "Impressive!"
Shi Xiaobai grinned and said, "Same to you. You scolded well. It was satisfying and cathartic!"
Speechless laughed and suddenly pricked up his eyebrows. He said, "But, why did you turn green?"
Shi Xiaobai did not answer. He also pricked up his eyebrows and said, "And how did you survive?"
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(Author's note: Bad luck. Whether the second chapter is delayed or lacking depends on one's Buddhist affinity. Cough, guess why Tyrant Li suddenly changed into a different person. Whoever can guess it will be considered impressive. However, I believe it will be difficult to guess.)
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