The fiery voice constantly resounded in his mind, as though it was the devil's murmuring.
Shi Xiaobai was dumbfounded. The appearance of the mischievous Absolute Choice had caught him off guard. It had truly caught him off guard.
Mocking her flat chest or expressing her love?
Shi Xiaobai's gaze involuntarily landed on Kali's chest. Under the gothic dress, it did look flat, but Kali looked like a twelve or thirteen year old girl. She could even be called a loli. A flat chest did not seem to be an unacceptable fact for a loli, right? It was unknown how she would react if she was mocked?
Although Shi Xiaobai was not interested in a woman's chest, and knew little about the thoughts of a girl, his intuition told him that discussing a woman's body, or even mocking a particular part of it, was a very dangerous thing.
Shi Xiaobai always believed in his intuition, so he could only cast his gaze on another choice — expressing his love to Kali, which was also known as a confession.
The ignorant Shi Xiaobai did not understand what love between a man and a woman was. Even if he understood, he would probably scoff at it. However, Shi Xiaobai knew very well about the matter of confessions. He even had deep feelings for them.
Back then, he was still a junior high school student on Earth. Cough, Shi Xiaobai believed that to become the lord of Earth, he had to first grasp Earth's culture. Therefore, even though he often skipped classes, he could barely be considered a junior high school student. In that junior high school, he had a good friend who played games with him. Oh, that's not right. It was a good friend who conquered other planes of existence together. Pui! He was a good comrade.
His comrade's name was Yang Wei. Yang Wei would confess once every three days on average. The person he confessed to was different every time, but he would be given a "Good Guy Card" every time. Therefore, in a year's 365 days, a third of Yang Wei's time was spent having a crush, a third was spent courting, and a third was spent being heartbroken.
Yang Wei would often brag about his confessions to Shi Xiaobai. However, Yang Wei would switch the person he was confessing to and the person he was confessing to. He told Shi Xiaobai that there were more than a hundred girls who confessed to him every year, but every single one of them was rejected by him. He felt that he had let down too many people, and constantly blamed the heavens for giving him such good looks and charm.
Shi Xiaobai did not know what was going on, but he found it awesome. However, he did not put Yang Wei's words to heart. He only knew that his comrade was a charmer.
However, one day, Shi Xiaobai was confessed to.
Shi Xiaobai had forgotten the name of the girl who had confessed to Shi Xiaobai. He only remembered that the girl was prettier than the other girls in class. Apparently, she was a school belle. It was rumored that she came from a rich family and her grades were ranked in the top few. She was often praised during recess exercises for participating in competitions and winning championships.
However, the two of them did not seem to have spoken much, so Shi Xiaobai could only ask, "Why?"
The girl said that she was lost when she was young. At that time, he was the one who comforted her and accompanied her, making her feel warm and at ease. From then on, she often paid attention to him and gradually fell in love with him. Every time she saw him, her heart would beat faster and her ears would turn red.
Shi Xiaobai, who had always won at the starting line from a young age, was somewhat dumbfounded. The confession was too sudden. He was momentarily at a loss as to what to do. Shi Xiaobai had no idea what would happen after he accepted the confession, or what would happen if he rejected it.
Shi Xiaobai immediately thought of his comrade with rich experience, Yang Wei. Therefore, he did not immediately reply to the girl. Instead, he claimed that he would continue this sacred conversation after the realm line's chaos stabilized.
Following that, Shi Xiaobai immediately found Yang Wei and sought his opinion.
After Yang Wei heard this, he fell silent for a very long time. It was like the calm before a storm.
The first thing Yang Wei said was a heavy question. He asked, "White Eventide Heretic King, do you remember your former dream? That dream of 'conquering Earth, saving the world, ruling over all evil, leading the evil gods to the white eternal eventide, leaving only justice in the world', do you still remember!? "
Shi Xiaobai was taken aback when he heard this. Following that, he said loudly, "Of course I remember!"
Yang Wei nodded his head in satisfaction and asked in a deep voice, "Do you know why I have cruelly rejected the confessions of girl after girl all these years? It's because I do not want to destroy my own dream! White Eventide Heretic King, do you know that after you accept a confession, she will become your girlfriend? Do you know what a terrifying creature a girlfriend is? "
Shi Xiaobai gulped a mouthful of saliva and said with a shake of his head, "I … I don't know."
Yang Wei said with a sneer, "A girlfriend is the most terrifying demon in the world. She will drag you along with her to go shopping, eat, watch movies, walk the streets, show off their affection, roll in the sheets … She will occupy most of your life. When you are gaming … or fighting in other planes of existence, her phone will ring incessantly like a death curse. Even if your ear is covered to the point of burning from the phone, you have to perk up and continue chatting with her about those boring topics. Your life will be mediocre in meaningless chatter."
"Also, every month, she will enter a berserk state for a few days. At that time, if you touch her fragile nerves, she will destroy your world out of anger, destroying your spirit and destroying your dreams. However, she is your girlfriend. You have to abandon your dignity as a king to make her happy. Even if she wants you to use the Seven Star Holy Sword as a fire stick, you have to do it …"
Yang Wei used words that Shi Xiaobai could understand to constantly criticize the terrifying side of a creature like "girlfriend". The more Shi Xiaobai heard, the more alarmed he became. The more he thought about it, the more afraid he became. With a trembling voice, he said, "Is it really … that terrifying?"
Yang Wei sighed heavily and said, "This is just the damage that a girlfriend will bring to you. The omnipresent army of single dogs, the FFF group that burns all heterosexuals to death … Those enemies lurking in the dark will constantly interfere with your life, occupy your time, and make it impossible for you to achieve your dreams with peace of mind."
"So, White Eventide Heretic King! If you do not wish to waste your time, if you do not wish to be reduced to a mediocre mortal, if you still persist in your dreams, then I have to give you a piece of advice — Cherish your life, stay away from girlfriends! "
These words shocked Shi Xiaobai's pure heart. It made him completely realize how terrifying a "girlfriend" was. Shi Xiaobai was determined to stay away from girlfriends.
However, before he could continue the "sacred conversation", or even reject the girl, he had suddenly transmigrated to this alternate world.
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"Cherish your life, stay away from girlfriends!"
Shi Xiaobai recalled Yang Wei's famous words. His gaze landed on the line of choices as he struggled in his heart.
"What happens if she agrees to This King's confession? Wouldn't she become This King's girlfriend? No, who can resist a King's confession? She will definitely agree. If This King were to confess, she will become a terrifying creature like a 'girlfriend'. "
Shi Xiaobai was filled with worry. Kali's words had moved him somewhat. He also felt a sense of closeness to this unimaginably strong pixie girl, especially the way she spoke. It made Shi Xiaobai feel like he had met a confidant.
However, to make Kali his girlfriend?
Shi Xiaobai recalled Yang Wei's description of a girlfriend and immediately rejected the idea. Girlfriends were too terrifying. Shi Xiaobai could not accept anything!
Then … should I choose the first choice?
Shi Xiaobai looked at the other choice — Ridicule Flat Chest.
Intuition told Shi Xiaobai that this choice was very dangerous.
The intuition of danger and the terrifying impression of a "girlfriend" constantly clashed in Shi Xiaobai's mind as they bickered. There was no clear victor immediately.
"Ten, nine, eight …" A cold voice that he had not heard for a long time resounded. It was the voice of the countdown.
This voice gave Shi Xiaobai a sense of danger that was several times more intense.
He had to make a choice before the countdown was over!
Then …
"Ridicule Flat Chest."
Compared to the intuition of danger, the terrifying impression was more intuitive. Shi Xiaobai made a choice that he had no choice but to make at the last moment.
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Time continued, but Shi Xiaobai's state of mind was completely different.
Although his face was still covered in tears from being touched, and Kali's soft and warm hands were still wiping his cheeks, Shi Xiaobai was vexed over how to ridicule Kali's breasts. This was not an easy matter.
Kali's gaze remained extremely gentle. In her eyes, Shi Xiaobai was like her past self. He was stubborn, adorable, with a light that made people love him, and a darkness that made people pity him.
She had only interfered slightly because she could not stand the actions of the upper echelons of [Gaia]. She only wanted to snatch the position of a mentor in name only.
But now, she was very thankful that she had done it on a whim. If not for that, how could she have met the youth that she felt so close to? For this, she was willing to teach him a few things and give him the strength he desired.
Seeing Shi Xiaobai in a daze without answering, Kali chuckled and asked the same question for the fourth time.
"Youth, do you desire strength?"
Shi Xiaobai, who was considering how to ridicule Flat Chest, suddenly had an idea when he heard the question for the fourth time. Of course, you could also call it a brain spasm.
Shi Xiaobai answered, "No, what I desire is breasts."
Then he looked at Kali's breasts and sighed, "But you don't!"
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