Xiao Xiao constantly scrolled down. Scolding jokes filled with 'literary charm' were endless.
"When I touched OP's dog head for the first time, I actually rejected it! Because I felt that … Ah … You can't let me touch it immediately. Firstly, I wanted to give it a try, but I didn't want to say it … After you touched a dog head, you added a lot of special effects. That dog head … was very black! Very bright! Very soft! In the end, the audience would scold me when they came out. There was no such dog head! This proved that the dog head on it was fake … I said that I had to touch it first. Later on, I learned that it was Chinese medicine. Furthermore, it did not have any chemical components. Then … I touched it for a month … After this month … at least I felt very comfortable touching it. Now … I'm still touching it every day! I'm still touching it every day … I even touched it for the people downstairs! Come! Come! Come! Everyone, touch it! Then I told the director: 'Touch it when you want to! After touching it, the dog head is the OP's dog head. Don't add any special effects. If you add special effects, there's no such dog head! I want everyone to see that the dog head I touch looks like this. After you touch it, it will also look like this. "
"OP, you are here to scold people again. You made me search a few communities and flip through hundreds of threads before I finally found you. The foreman wants me to tell you to go to the construction site earlier tomorrow. You need to move three carts of cement and two carts of bricks. If you can't move them all, you won't even be paid for yesterday. Also, Widow Wang from the east side of the village asks you: When are you going to save enough money to marry her? If you don't return by the end of the year, she will marry the crooked neck from the west side of the village. "
This kind of mischievous reply did not use a single vulgar word. Instead, it cursed the OP 'ruthlessly'. It made people hold their bellies in laughter. It was very satisfying.
Xiao Xiao read with relish. She realized that scolding people could be so interesting.
Bunny's eyes lit up as well. She did not even blink, as though she had 'learned' quite a bit.
However, among the pile of interesting replies, there were also some that confused the two girls.
For example …
"OP does not know the hatred of a fallen country. All he does is play games. Raising his head to look at the bright moon, lowering his head to play games. If his friends in Luoyang ask, he says OP plays games. If he doesn't work hard in his youth, OP plays games. Sitting up in shock from a dying illness, OP still plays games. Live as a hero, die as a plane. Since the beginning of time, who hasn't died? I've searched for him hundreds and thousands of times in the crowd, and when I look back, the OP is hitting a plane. "
This comment made question marks appear on Xiao Xiao and Bunny's heads. They did not understand why he kept repeating 'OP smacking down planes'. Was smacking down planes also a form of scolding?
However, the two of them did not delve too deeply into these details and continued to search.
Suddenly, a different reply made Xiao Xiao's breath catch in her throat.
"Why has the underwear of the nursing home been attacked so many times? Why did tens of thousands of female donkeys scream in the middle of the night? Who was the perpetrator of the serial pig raping case? Was it a man or a ghost that knocked on the door of the nunnery every night? What was hidden behind the accidental pregnancy of hundreds of mummies? Behind all this, is the distortion of human nature or moral decay? Was it the eruption of hormones or the helplessness of hunger and thirst? Please pay attention to tonight's 8: 00 PM Hero Legal Channel's annual masterpiece, 'The OP's Path of No Return'. Let us follow the camera and enter the perverted OP's inner world! "
Xiao Xiao only saw the first few sentences before her face blushed. She hurriedly scrolled down the screen.
However, what immediately entered her eyes was …
"I really want to violate the OP. I want to press her down on the table and grab her ears. I want to listen to her whimpers before pressing her down and violating her.
I really want to violate the OP. I want to trap her in the clothing plaza and violate her in the elevator while listening to the sounds of people buying and selling outside. I want to hear her cries and dirty her sportswear.
I really want to violate the OP. I want to hide her in the cupboard at the entrance after work. I want to see her wanting to scream but not daring to. I want to violate her in a situation where she lacks the strength to resist.
I really want to violate the OP. I want to hide her clothes in the medical ward and violate her in a situation where she is unable to leave. I want to hand medicine to people who want to enter.
I really want to violate the OP. I want to grab her during the luggage festival and press her into a corner of the screen. I want to violate her while she is afraid of being discovered by a large number of spectators.
I really want to violate the OP. I want to touch her on the public bus. I want to make her tremble while begging for mercy despite being excited to the point of orgasm. Then, I want to violate her.
I really want to violate the OP. I want to take off her underwear and skirt on the balcony of her residence and press them down on a blanket to dry. I want to violate her while she is afraid of being discovered.
I really want to violate the OP. I want to suck her sensitive spots while she is on the phone. Then, I want to violate her while she pretends to be calm.
I really want to violate the OP. I want to let her do a morning bite in her room. I want to hear her muffled voice send her parents away. Then, I want to violate her while she pleads' hurry up '… "
Xiao Xiao only saw the first sentence when she immediately exclaimed. Her cheeks blushed as she hurriedly switched off the cell phone screen. She felt as though her eyes had been 'tainted'.
At that moment, Bunny suddenly asked with a blank look, "What do you mean by violate? Why does that person keep saying that he wants to violate the OP? "
When Xiao Xiao heard this, her face blushed even redder. She spat lightly, unsure of how to answer. However, she saw that Bunny's eyes were extremely pure. She was like a curious baby that wanted to know the answer.
Heavens, does Bunny Cao really not know what 'violation' means?
Boohoo, how can there be a budding girl that pure to such an extent?
Xiao Xiao thought to herself that she was determined not to tell Bunny the meaning of the filthy joke. She hurriedly changed the topic and said, "Nothing much. It's just some boring words. Oh, shall we curse the OP as well? "
Bunny's attention was immediately diverted as she nodded happily and said, "Alright! I want to curse the OP! I'll go first! "
Xiao Xiao smiled slightly and handed the cell phone over.
Bunny took the cell phone and typed at an extremely slow speed. Furthermore, she typed incorrectly several times. It was obvious that she rarely used a cell phone to type. It was even possible that she had never used one before.
After typing for a few minutes, Bunny displayed the results of her 'learning'.
"OP, nonsense! Shi Xiaobai can definitely stay for more than five hours! Hmph! Bunny, stay! "
Xiao Xiao took a glance and could not help but laugh out loud.
Was it really appropriate to curse in such a 'cute' manner? Furthermore, why did she say 'Bunny, stay'? Was she afraid that others would not reply with a derisive response?
Xiao Xiao held back her laughter and said encouragingly, "Nicely cursed!"
Bunny looked smug as though she felt that she had cursed well. She giggled and handed the cell phone back to Xiao Xiao.
Xiao Xiao took the cell phone and realized that Bunny was looking at her with a look of anticipation.
Xiao Xiao smiled helplessly as she tapped the screen to type. She typed out the first 'caterwauling' reply in her online life.
"Patting OP's dog head with a smile. Five hours later, Shi Xiaobai will beat OP's face into a pig's head!"
Bunny's eyes lit up as she gave a thumbs up to express her approval.
Xiao Xiao laughed happily.
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As the Xiao family's private car was driving on the highway, a middle-aged man was running in the sky, following closely behind the private car.
This scene left passersby who happened to witness it flabbergasted. This was because not only was the middle-aged man running a hundred meters high in the sky, he was also running very leisurely. It was as though he was walking on flat ground. However, he was following closely behind the private car and was not left behind at all.
And the most deranged thing was that as the middle-aged man ran, he suddenly took out his cell phone and made a call!
However, there was a layer of fog lingering around the middle-aged man. It prevented people from seeing his appearance, much less hearing what he was saying.
And in fact, the conversation was extremely strange.
"Hello, Wifey … Bunny, Bunny has learned to curse. What do we do?"
The middle-aged man had a nervous expression as he asked cautiously.
"Ah? How did Bunny learn to curse!? "
A woman's roar came from the other side of the phone. It sounded like a lion's roar. "I told you to watch Bunny closely, but you turned a deaf ear? You can't even take care of your precious daughter! Do you still want to kneel on a washboard? "
The middle-aged man hurriedly said, "Wifey, I was wrong. Listen to my explanation …"
The woman said angrily, "Don't explain. An explanation is a cover-up. A cover-up is a fabricated story! Speak, what else are you hiding from me? "
The middle-aged man's face turned pale as he stammered, "Bunny … Bunny even … even asked … what does violation mean …"
After the middle-aged man said that, he closed his eyes as though he was about to die.
"Groundless Cao!"
"Don't even think of entering my room tonight!"
The woman's roar sounded from the phone as though it was about to overturn the sky.
The middle-aged man was immediately too deep for tears as he said, "Wifey, it's better if you let me kneel on a washboard!"
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When the news of Shi Xiaobai reaching the eighth level rapidly spread throughout China, it was a hot topic of how many hours Shi Xiaobai would be able to stay in the eighth level.
Shi Xiaobai was experiencing an 'inner interrogation'.
He stood silently at the starting point of the eighth level's world. He was motionless and expressionless, but his eyes were slightly glazed over.
That was until the Infernal Queen suddenly appeared out of thin air and slowly walked over from afar.
The Infernal Queen smiled coquettishly and her posture was enchanting. With every step she took, a snow lotus bloomed with every footprint.
Every step she took produced a lotus.
But it withered in an instant.
Shi Xiaobai was jolted awake as he exchanged glances with the Infernal Queen. Suddenly, he opened his mouth slightly and said four words …
From afar, the Infernal Queen recognized the four words that Shi Xiaobai had suddenly said. Immediately, her expression changed slightly.
These four words were actually ….
Open Sesame.
Namely,
Exit command!
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(PS: I have already donated 297 times this week. Three more times and it will exceed 300. Therefore, I'll first add a chapter as a form of respect! The next chapter will return to the main storyline! Begging for monthly votes, begging for donations, begging for more motivation. I want to add more chapters!)
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