Shi Xiaobai looked at Mu Yuesheng and had a thought.
"This King remembers that Violent Girl once said that the girl in safety pants has a very low Mind Expanse, so her cultivation is very slow. If that's the case …"
Shi Xiaobai's eyes suddenly lit up. He had found something to do!
Shi Xiaobai immediately walked towards Mu Yuesheng.
Mu Yuesheng's meditative state was very shallow, so when she sensed someone walking towards her, she immediately opened her eyes. Seeing Shi Xiaobai, she asked curiously, "What's the matter?"
The various matters that had happened today had reduced Mu Yuesheng's ill will towards Shi Xiaobai greatly. Although she was still very skeptical of Mozzie's explanation of "massaging to lose weight", she at least knew that it was only a one-sided love. The two of them had not done anything that could not be reported.
Kevin and Mozzie also cast their gazes over. Subtly, Shi Xiaobai had become the focus of their attention.
Shi Xiaobai nodded and said without any hesitation, "This King has a way to make your cultivation speed faster!"
With this said, Mu Yuesheng was first alarmed before she calmed down. She asked once again, "Are you referring to … Cogitation cultivation techniques?"
Cogitation determined cultivation speed, and the intensity of Cogitation depended on the Cogitation cultivation technique and Mind Expanse. When Mu Yuesheng heard Shi Xiaobai's words, her first reaction was that Shi Xiaobai wanted to share a more advanced Cogitation cultivation technique with her. This made Mu Yuesheng suddenly feel touched.
However, Shi Xiaobai's answer was clearly not that. This was because he had never used a so-called Cogitation cultivation technique during his Cogitation.
Shi Xiaobai did not leave her hanging as he shook his head and said, "No, This King is referring to … Mind Expanse!"
Upon hearing this, Mu Yuesheng's pupils constricted slightly, but she quickly gave a wry smile and said, "Why are you making fun of me?"
Countless experts had studied it for countless years, but they were unable to achieve much in terms of Mind Expanse. Shi Xiaobai said that he could make her cultivation speed faster through Mind Expanse. This joke that seemed to poke at her wound was not funny at all.
Kevin immediately wanted to open his mouth to mock Shi Xiaobai, but when he turned to glance at Mozzie, he immediately endured it. He thought to himself, "Be more mature, be more mature, be more mature …"
Mozzie was clearly very confident in Shi Xiaobai. She hurriedly said, "Lord Shi Xiaobai would definitely not joke around. Shi Xiaobai must have a solution for him to say that!"
Shi Xiaobai went along with Mozzie's words and said seriously, "This King obviously isn't joking. This King can indeed increase your Mind Expanse. Although This King's present abilities can only increase it temporarily, and it will return to its original state after a period of time, it will be a true increase. There's absolutely no falsehood."
Seeing Shi Xiaobai's serious expression and how he pointed out that it was only a "temporary increase", Mu Yuesheng felt a glimmer of hope. Even if it was a temporary increase, it was extremely good for her. Just like a girl with paralyzed legs, just being able to stand up and walk for a minute was the greatest happiness.
Mu Yuesheng took a deep breath and asked, "What solution?"
Shi Xiaobai stretched out his hands and said, "The method is very simple … massage!"
"Release …"
Before Shi Xiaobai finished his sentence, Kevin was about to curse out the word "bullshit", but after saying the word "release", he held back and hurriedly shut his mouth. With a stiff smile, he began reciting the "Maturity Sutra" once again.
Mozzie's eyes immediately lit up as she jumped in front of Mu Yuesheng and said, "Sis Yuesheng, that's great! Lord Shi Xiaobai's massage is very powerful. You know why I was able to slim down! "
Mu Yuesheng was rendered speechless. She thought to herself, "Massage can help you lose weight and even increase your Mind Expanse. Are you lying to a three-year-old? No, even a three-year-old would not fall for it, alright? "
Seeing Mu Yuesheng's look of disbelief, Shi Xiaobai rolled his eyes and with an idea, he walked towards Kevin.
"You …"
When Kevin saw Shi Xiaobai walk towards him, he wanted to ask in a nasty tone, "What do you want?", but the moment he said the word, he noticed Mozzie looking at him from the corner of his eye. Immediately activating the "Maturity Sutra", Kevin gave a stiff smile and said softly, "What's the matter?"
Shi Xiaobai did not say a word. Instead, he reached out his hand towards Kevin's shoulder.
That hand looked very, very slow in Kevin's eyes. Every second, there would be a voice resounding in his mind, "Quickly slap that bastard's hand off", but there would be another voice that would immediately retort, "Be more mature, be more mature …"
Kevin endured it. Finally, Shi Xiaobai's hand pressed down on his shoulder and suddenly, he gave a heavy squeeze!
Kevin's eyes stared as tears instantly streamed down his face.
Tears flowed down from his eyes like a breached dam. Kevin hurriedly turned around to wipe his tears, but for some reason, his tears kept flowing out of his eyes uncontrollably. He did not feel any sadness in his heart, and he even wanted to curse, but for some reason, he could not control his tears.
Mozzie and Mu Yuesheng were immediately dumbfounded. From their point of view, Shi Xiaobai had only pinched Kevin's shoulder once, but Kevin was crying. Was it that painful? Was Kevin actually a crybaby?
"See that? That's This King's Massage Technique of God! "
Shi Xiaobai said loudly as he pointed at Kevin.
That's right, Kevin was crying because of Shi Xiaobai's Massage Technique of God. This move was called "Divine Massage, Lacrimal Gland Collapse"!
"So it's you!"
Kevin turned his head angrily. His face was tear-stained. Just as he wanted to curse a few more times, the "Maturity Sutra" acted up once again. Kevin immediately whimpered and turned his head to continue wiping his tears. His aggrieved look was truly pitiful.
Mozzie giggled and gave Shi Xiaobai a big thumbs up. "Impressive, my Lord Shi Xiaobai!"
Mu Yuesheng glanced at Kevin. No matter how many doubts she had, she could not stand up to this unscientific scene.
Just a pinch was enough to make a person's lacrimal gland collapse. Was this even fucking reasonable?
But …
"Can massage really … improve my Mind Expanse?"
Mu Yuesheng felt a sense of desire.
Shi Xiaobai sighed and once again stretched out his sinful hand at Kevin. Compared to words, he preferred to use actions to prove himself.
A second later.
"Hahahahaha …"
Kevin laughed out loud as tears streamed down his face.
Mozzie and Mu Yuesheng immediately could not bear to watch. This massage technique was toxic.
"Quick … Quickly help me stop …"
Kevin really felt like crying at this moment.
Shi Xiaobai glanced at Kevin's "miserable" look and shook his head with a sigh. He was just too soft-hearted. Shi Xiaobai stretched out his hand and pressed down on Kevin's shoulder twice.
Kevin immediately returned to normal. He immediately took two steps back and crossed his arms over his shoulders. He looked at Shi Xiaobai as though he was looking at a monster.
Since ancient times, the East had four great evil arts. Kevin had once marveled at them, but now, from his point of view, Shi Xiaobai's massage was even more evil than the four great evil arts.
Shi Xiaobai turned to look at Mu Yuesheng and said with a shrug, "How is it? Now, you should know how powerful This King's Massage Technique of God is, right? "
Shi Xiaobai looked at Mu Yuesheng and sighed in his heart. The path of leveling up was truly long and difficult.
Mu Yuesheng was indeed tempted, but she was still somewhat hesitant. This was because she recalled Mozzie's moans of ecstasy from last night. This left a deep scar in her mind regarding Shi Xiaobai's massage technique.
"Is it … as long as the head is massaged?"
Mu Yuesheng asked weakly.
Shi Xiaobai nodded and said, "Massaging the temples will do. The longer the massage, the longer the effects will last."
Upon hearing that she only needed to massage the temples, Mu Yuesheng secretly heaved a sigh of relief. However, when she heard that the longer the massage, the longer the effects would last, she immediately frowned slightly. She naturally wished that the improvement of her Mind Expanse could last longer, but if she ended up like Mozzie …
"Then … I'll give it a try."
Mu Yuesheng sighed. Compared to the "torture" of having a low Mind Expanse, massaging the temples did not seem too unacceptable.
Mu Yuesheng closed her eyes and looked like she was going all out, like a soldier rushing to the battlefield.
Shi Xiaobai curled his lips and thought to himself, "Is there a need for this? This King's Massage Technique of God is not only extremely effective, it can also guarantee you a comfortable feeling that you can't help but moan. Especially massaging the temples, that feeling is definitely …"
Shi Xiaobai stretched out his "sinful" hand towards Mu Yuesheng's temples.
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(PS: Another author is crying to me, saying that our book friend is too ferocious, making him cry … Man, everyone, take it easy in the future. If you see an author who imitates my jokes to advertise, let's not curse him. Actually, advertising is quite tiring.)
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