Although Kevin wanted to find the cute chick to ask for her contact details, he did not immediately do so. This was because he was helpless. His flirting skills were just barely passable.
When he was in school, he didn't like the average girl, and the girls he liked were all very special. Most of them were arrogant geniuses who put their studies first and weren't willing to fall in love. Therefore, although Kevin was quite handsome, he hadn't been able to hook up with a girl until now.
Recently, he could not stand the loneliness, so he went online to pursue a girl who looked alright and had average talent. Everything about her was just alright, but Kevin was surprised to discover that he had been "very touched and rejected"!
This dealt a heavy blow to Kevin, and he realized that his flirting skills needed to be strengthened.
And at this moment, this cute chick had truly moved Kevin. It was to the point that he was somewhat worried that he would miss the opportunity due to his poor flirting skills.
"It looks like I have to … seek help from that bastard."
Kevin sighed helplessly. Unless he had no other choice, he really did not wish to seek help from a bastard who had made him "envious" for nine years.
Kevin swiped his cellphone screen and opened QQ. He found a member with the nickname "Lord God" in his classmate's group chat.
Kevin had just typed the words "Hey, classmate" when he hesitated for a moment. He clenched his teeth and deleted the words. He quickly typed something else. His finger paused on the "Send" button for three seconds. He raised his head and glanced at the girl with long orange-red hair.
The way she squinted her eyes while eating was as cute as a kitten.
Kevin steeled his heart and pressed down.
Kevin: "Lord God, Lord God, this little brother has an urgent request. If you're there, please reply as soon as possible!"
After Kevin sent this message, his expression stiffened for a few seconds before gradually relaxing.
Dignity was precious.
The price of posturing was even higher.
If it was for a girl.
Both could be thrown away.
Speaking of "Lord God", it was a bleak memory that Kevin did not wish to mention.
This world's nine years of compulsory education was six years of primary school and three years of secondary school. Following that was a watershed, such as entering a university or joining an organization. And "Lord God" was Kevin's classmate from six years of primary school and three years of secondary school.
Having been in the same class for nine years, they did not become best friends, but they were not arch-enemies either. However, Kevin was unilaterally envious and jealous of this "Lord God".
This "Lord God" could be considered a living "legend". He was an ordinary youth with ordinary looks, family background, results and talent. Yet, with his heaven-defying skills at picking up girls, he had established a massive harem that he could get along with!
Moreover, the girls in the harem were all heavenly beauties. Some had amazing family backgrounds, some had amazing talent, and some had both.
As for "Lord God"'s harem, they even dared to brazenly expose it, incurring the jealousy and hatred of many of their male compatriots. The school exerted pressure on them, while the female parents gritted their teeth. However, "Lord God"'s harem took the initiative to shoulder all the responsibility. They easily resolved all obstacles before leading a shameless cohabitation.
"Lord God"'s godly pick-up skills were evident.
Although Kevin was jealous of "Lord God", he had once viewed him as an idol. Only when a school belle he was wooing rejected him with the reason of "academics being more important", and immediately threw herself into the embrace of "Lord God", did Kevin treat "Lord God" as his greatest enemy.
However, "Lord God"'s harem was too powerful, so Kevin could only silently shed tears. He secretly cursed that "Lord God" did not have a dick. Even if he did, it would only be three centimeters.
But at this moment, for the sake of this fresh and cute chick in front of him, Kevin decided to temporarily put aside the hatred in his heart and lowered his head to seek help from "Lord God".
After a minute, his cell phone finally vibrated. Kevin hurriedly looked down.
Lord God: "What's the matter? Old classmate, don't stand on ceremony. Just tell me if there's anything. Regardless of whether I can help you or not, I'll definitely do my best to help. "
Kevin was stunned as he secretly heaved a sigh of relief. He could not help but sigh. "Lord God" was indeed good with his words.
Kevin thought for a moment and typed: "It's not a big deal, but I really need your help. The matter is this …"
Kevin quickly typed and explained the matter in half a minute.
"Lord God" only took a few seconds to reply him.
Lord God: "You made the right choice not to directly hit on her."
Kevin was stunned as he immediately sent a cute questioning emoji.
Not long later, his cell phone vibrated again.
Lord God: "From your description, this girl loves to eat and she can eat a lot. The way she eats is naturally not pretentious and she does not care about the looks of others. But if you were to hit on her while she is eating, what do you think the outcome would be? "
Kevin was stunned as he pondered for a moment before replying: "I would be rejected?"
"Lord God" immediately sent a sweat-wiping emoji.
Lord God: "Whether or not you would be rejected will depend on your final performance. However, your initial impression would definitely be extremely low. Let's put it this way. If you were to hit on her now, you would immediately enter hell mode."
Kevin drew a gasp as he sent a dumbfounded and "holy shit" emoji.
"Lord God" clearly gave up the thought of slowly guiding Kevin as messages began to bombard him.
Lord God: "First of all, no matter how carefree a girl is, she will more or less have a reserved mentality. She might not care about how others view her eating habits, but if you were to appear at this moment, she might subconsciously reject you. This is because when she ignores the views of others, it is equivalent to ignoring others to a certain extent. The others here are referring to people who know of her eating habits. Do you understand? If you were to go over now, you might very well become someone that she subconsciously rejects with the 'ignoring views'. "
Before Kevin could completely understand the message, "Lord God" immediately sent the next message.
Lord God: "Secondly, since she has ordered so much food so early in the morning, it is clear that she is either very hungry or very gluttonous. And with you appearing at this moment, she can't possibly listen to you hit on her while eating, right? Of course, it can't be ruled out that she is such a bold chick, but do you think that if she were to divert her attention to deal with a stranger while enjoying her food, would her first impression be good? "
Lord God: "Most importantly, not picking the right time, not laying the groundwork, and not paying attention to the method to forcefully hit on her is one of the most lousy methods of hitting on her. The chick's first impression will directly determine the difficulty of picking up a chick, so the choice of hitting on her cannot be sloppy. Being bold and thick-skinned is indeed very important, but being meticulous is also a must."
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